iPhone update screwed up my phone!

So I downloaded the iPhone update the other day, installed it and everything was cool. Today I go to update some song lists....and....BLAMO! Total siezure! I was like WTF!😱 My iPhone was just vibrating away in its dock and not connecting to iTunes or my computer. So here is a list of stuff I tried.

Unistall/Re-install of iTunes-----No good.
Switching out USB ports-----No good.
Switching out USB cables-----No Good.
Switching out USB cables and ports at the same time----No Good.

Tried plugging in iPod----works perfectly.

Called Apple tech----long story short.....

I have to get a complete replacement because iPhones are genetically predisposed to have seizures.🙁

If you know of any tricks or have similar experiences, please let me know. It might brighten my day.

Thanks.