Oh ****

[OscarTheGrouch]

I'm gonna be a dad!


MY first, my wifes third.


How did this happen.

I'm ok with this though :)

[vanmacguy]

I'm gonna be a dad!

How did this happen.



Umm, you don't know?

Congratulations all the same.

Cheers.

[PlaceofDis]

congrats!

:)

[Much Ado]

Congratulations! :)

And good luck!

[OscarTheGrouch]

Umm, you don't know?

Congratulations all the same.

Cheers.


:) Haven't quite got that figured out yet.. Obviously neither does my wife.

[iKwick7]

And I was just watching "Knocked Up" the other day. :)

Congrats, and be a great dad!

[TheAnswer]

Wow...I didn't even realize you and Grungetta had married.

Congrats!

[Flenz]

How did this happen.


congratulations :)
Flenz

[MacNut]

How did this happen.

I'm ok with this though :)Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....

[OscarTheGrouch]

Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....

Does this story involve birds?? cause if so I know THAT's not true.

[Much Ado]

Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....

Go on...

[Mac-Addict]

Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....

.. the stalk brings them a baby...

Oh noes this is going to turn into one of those carry on threads

[skunk]

I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.

[Jschultz]

Congrats!

I'm only 24, and my first baby is due in Feb. Oh Sh** were my first words too, since she was on Birth Control. :p

[OscarTheGrouch]

Congrats!

I'm only 24, and my first baby is due in Feb. Oh Sh** were my first words too, since she was on Birth Control. :p


I just turned 30. I was screaming "it's blue its blue" at the same time she was.. we were talking about different things... oh wait.. no thats a commercial for beer.

My response was "cool?" she didnt appreciate my initial reaction, but shes fine now.

[Dagless]

Congrats and good luck and all that :)

[Dustman]

I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.
Storks are scary, like nothing keeps them from just eating the baby.

Better take out another morguage for their college fund, lol congrats.

[TheAnswer]

I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.

Maybe he's using definition 2 from here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stalk).

[jaydub]

I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.

I was hoping a stock would be part of the story, so at least some money could be made.

[skunk]

Maybe he's using definition 2 from here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stalk).That did cross my mind, but I settled on dyslexia instead. :)

[TheAnswer]

I was hoping a stock would be part of the story, so at least some money could be made.

Stock?...hmm...maybe you should open a brothel

[OscarTheGrouch]

Maybe he's using definition 2 from here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stalk).

I guess "technically" that did bring the baby.... it certainly caused the kernal panic! (ouch that made me wince)

[Jasonbot]

Durex would like to wish all the users of our competitors products a Happy Father's Day:p

...Saw that somewhere!

[jsw]

I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.
I'm surprised that I'm more familiar with British euphemisms for erect penises than you are.

Edit: great, just great. I read a link to skunk's post, make up some innuendo-ish other definition, post, then read the post a few above mine which renders mine... lame. Flaccid, as it were. :o

[t1937r0]

:) Haven't quite got that figured out yet.. Obviously neither does my wife.

And she already has two? :eek:

[jsw]

And she already has two? :eek:
Clearly, that's because she's not sure why it keeps happening.

[t1937r0]

Clearly, that's because she's not sure why it keeps happening.

Any bets on how long it takes her to establish the correlation?

[OscarTheGrouch]

And she already has two? :eek:



must be something in the water we use.. I think I'll switch to bottled water.....

[zflauaus]

must be something in the water we use.. I think I'll switch to bottled water.....
Remember, don't drink Aquafina.

[jessica.]

And she already has two? :eek:

Yeah he was busy those days...she didn't wait around for him.

Good luck, glad it's you and not me.

[Iscariot]

How did this happen.


When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they...