The birds and the bees... well kinda...

[wimic]

I was chatting with one of my good friends the other day and we got on the topic of child-friendly words for male and female genitalia. As a kid, just about everyone has words for their “pee pee” or their “flower”. It seems that just about every family is different.

My family used “tea pot” for the boy and “cookie” for the girl. A friend of my family has a daughter who is 10 and she calls it her “pickle”… I thought this was kind of bizarre. Did you guys have funny kid-friendly nicknames for those things when you were young?

[lofight]

I was chatting with one of my good friends the other day and we got on the topic of child-friendly words for male and female genitalia. As a kid, just about everyone has words for their “pee pee” or their “flower”. It seems that just about every family is different.

My family used “tea pot” for the boy and “cookie” for the girl. A friend of my family has a daughter who is 10 and she calls it her “pickle”… I thought this was kind of bizarre. Did you guys have funny kid-friendly nicknames for those things when you were young?
intresting topic... but yes piemel and spleet in flemish

[SthrnCmfrtr]

My mom says they called vaginas "frogs" when she was a little girl.

This is slightly off-topic, but I always referred to my penis as "Mjollnir" (the hammer of Thor) :cool:

This is rather silly, though. Was I the only kid taught to say "penis" and "vagina"? I heard other kids talking about "peepees" and stuff like that and I thought they were idiots. This was when I was 6. Are we still so completely repressed and emasculated as a culture that your children speak a pseudo-language?

[BoyBach]

This is slightly off-topic, but I always referred to my penis as "Mjollnir"


That's a bit of a mouthful.

:o

(Sorry.)


We called a penis a 'winkie'/'winky'.

I can't remember what a vagina was called. Did we even know what one was back then?

[wimic]

That's a bit of a mouthful.

:o

(Sorry.)

hahaha one-liner of the year! right there! lol

[iGav]

I can't remember what a vagina was called. Did we even know what one was back then?

I remember the girls calling them Mini's when I was in primary school.

Was always willy for the boys bits, up until about 11... when things became much more adult orientated. :D

[bartelby]

"Cock" and "Fanny" is what I remember from when I was a kid..

[iGav]

"Cock" and "Fanny" is what I remember from when I was a kid..

I'd never heard of the term cock before until I moved up north from Berkshire to Yorkshire.

I also remember the term boney foo foo for ladies bits.

I'm sure there's some others, but willy and mini both spring to mind as the first ones I was aware of.

[lofight]

"Cock" and "Fanny" is what I remember from when I was a kid..

cock... that's more a adult word... i think

[wimic]

cock... that's more a adult word... i think

yeah... cock is more on the lines of p**** i think... more porno/adult type words

[bartelby]

cock... that's more a adult word... i think

It's what my parent's used, so I did too.

[lofight]

It's what my parent's used, so I did too.

logic, in belgium when i was kid whe used spleet for vagina and it means actually a small opening between two things.. :p

[ghall]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


I'm just kidding.

[Jasonbot]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


I'm just kidding.

Well there son, when a mommy and a daddy want to have a baby... *trails off*
understands comedy

I know that Shakespeare's Romeo refers to it as a 'pump' in Romeo and Juliet, he goes on further to say that it is 'well flowered' :p

[BoyBach]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


A whole world of trouble...








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[Lau]

Was I the only kid taught to say "penis" and "vagina"?

Nah, me too. I think willy and fanny were the preferred playground terms at school, but my mum always called em what they are. :)

[lofight]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


I'm just kidding.

it's a deep black hole, where you can put your *beep* in...

[Leareth]

"Dangly bits" for males.

No english kid words for female.

tons in other languages though.

[Dagless]

We had wij for the bloke and tooty for the lasses.

Wijjy [sp? haha] and Tooty Fruity as extended versions.

[Jschultz]

Nobody else called the male junk a "peter"? That's what I always used. :confused:

[notjustjay]

There's a vas deferens between men and women... :D

[MarkCollette]

Vagina and penis. Just use the real/scientific names.

[Stampyhead]

When I was in college I babysat a little girl who always called her girl part her "yoni." I had never heard that term before, so I looked it up and it's a Sanskrit word meaning "divine passage." Pretty strange thing for a 3-year old to call it, if you ask me. But her mom was a big time hippie so she must have taught her daughter to call it that.
As a kid my siblings and I learned to call them by their proper names from our parents and we learned all the other names on the playground...

[skunk]

When I was in college I babysat a little girl who always called her girl part her "yoni."Presumably she called the penis a lingam, then?

[rdowns]

My parents didn't use silly names. Penis and vagina it was. Same for my brother's kids.

[Abstract]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


I'm just kidding.

It's when a man puts his hee hee into a woman's hoo haw.

[kbrain2929]

Yeah...what's a vagina? :confused:


I'm just kidding.

Something that will get you in a LOT of trouble. Don't be a fool! Cover your tool! LMFAO! I just relized what movie that came from... Van Wilder (I think!) :apple:

[MacNut]

"Cock" and "Fanny" is what I remember from when I was a kid..Im not even gonna begin to make a joke about that....

I have never heard "fanny" used to describe "that".

It was always pee pee and I don't even remember what the other one was named.

[MarkCollette]

Isn't fanny the derriere?

[Hummer]

I know a lot of my age challenged friends (mostly girls), refer to their vagina as a "pum pum." I believe they get it from rap?

[njmac]

The kids in my neighborhood use to call a vagina a VJ. I don't really remember needing to use the word vagina or any other word for it as a really young kid.

My friend's kids use the word "Cooch" for their girl parts.

I taught my kids the proper names of penis and vagina but they seem to prefer to just say pee or pee pee. I don't really know why that is but its not like they use those words often.

[mariahlullaby]

What ever happened to "thingy" ? Sheesh.

[jczubach]

and what, pray tell, is wrong with the proper name: Tallywhacker?

[MikeTheC]

What ever happened to "thingy" ? Sheesh.

Thingy? Thingy?

No, no my friend, you are confusing a legitimate technical term with children's words for private parts.

Which brings us to the Thingamabob. Or the doohickey. These are all very precise technical terms and are (obviously) unrelated to the topic at hand.

And don't even get me started on how people can confuse them. Sheesh!

[jczubach]

Thingy? Thingy?

No, no my friend, you are confusing a legitimate technical term with children's words for private parts.

Which brings us to the Thingamabob. Or the doohickey. These are all very precise technical terms and are (obviously) unrelated to the topic at hand.

And don't even get me started on how people can confuse them. Sheesh!
you are now officially on the CIA's watch-list, congratulations

[iBlue]

his junk™

her junk™


I actually don't remember. I was an only child until my stepmother had a baby when I was 12 (and didn't live with them very long) so I didn't have much reason to be given cutsie names for penis and vagina.

Isn't fanny the derriere?
not in the UK, here it's slang for vagina. Makes the term "fanny pack" very funny indeed. :D

[MACDRIVE]

I remember once walking into a hardware store with my Dad when I was 7 years old and asking the guy working in the plumbing department why the pipes were labelled male and female threaded. :eek:

[Abstract]

....refer to their vagina as a "pum pum." I believe they get it from rap?

No way!


Maybe poon-tang or poon-nany.

[Abstract]

^^^ I guess someones parents were neglectful and didn't explain the bird plumbers and the bee plumbers to him. ;)

[ravenvii]

Something that will get you in a LOT of trouble. Don't be a fool! Cover your tool! LMFAO! I just relized what movie that came from... Van Wilder (I think!) :apple:

I think it's actually "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!"

[iGav]

Vagina and penis. Just use the real/scientific names.

I don't think it's quite that simple really when referring to lady bits.

Vagina isn't the whole (teehee) unit, it's only a specific part.

When children are referring to their bits (and bobs ;)) I'm not so sure they're actually referring to the actual vagina, more the entire unit.

[swiftaw]

Isn't fanny the derriere?

In the US yes, in the UK fanny is slang for vagina.

[Stampyhead]

Presumably she called the penis a lingam, then?

You would think, but I don't remember her ever talking about penises. She was a very self-absorbed child...

[Mord]

My parents called them "p**sy" and "willy".

I turned out just fine. Honest.

[Stampyhead]

My parents called them "p**sy" and "willy".

I turned out just fine. Honest.

Your parents really called them that? I remember getting in big trouble once as a kid for saying the word "p**sy." Maybe my parents were just too puritanical...

[Mord]

I live in a country where people are not anal about such things.

[Dagless]

Isn't fanny the derriere?

Nope.

[OscarTheGrouch]

A whole world of trouble...








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Yes, its like a drug though. an addiction. They are very dangerous traps that can be very expensive. If you ever want to get out of this "trap" it can be very very expensive.

[OscarTheGrouch]

In the US yes, in the UK fanny is slang for vagina.

Thank god I never went to britan and threatened to spank either of my children on the fanny in public...

[swiftaw]

Thank god I never went to britan and threatened to spank either of my children on the fanny in public...

Especially not while wearing your fanny pack

[Abstract]

^^^You mean your vagina pack. ;)

If you ever want to get out of this "trap" it can be very very expensive.

Or become gay.

[OscarTheGrouch]

^^^You mean your vagina pack. ;)



Or become gay.

True... however if you were so fully addicted to this trap that you bought something circular with stones that you believed was a "key" to this trap, then it is still VERY expensive.


Not to mention if you do.. gardening... in this trap, and plant seeds that grow.. let me tell you.. wow...


See.. just a big trap all the way around...

[imac/cheese]

We used "baseball bat" and "catcher's mitt" when talking with the other kids. It was a baseball obsessed small town. :o

[OscarTheGrouch]

back on topic, its wee wee and hoo hoo.. and when girls start to get boobs, those are hoo hahs.