bush/cheney '04 slogans....humor

[3rdpath]

a buddy of mine who works in the campaign industry in d.c. sent me these....

With the presidential election wind-up already in full swing, the
Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign has been hard at work developing a list of themesto put on bumper-stickers.


Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Don't think. Vote Bush!

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

God Save the King!

Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

feel free to add some of your own.....

[zimv20]

"Taxes Don't Cut Themselves"
"It IS as Easy as a Dictatorship"

and

"You're either with us you're against us"

[Clark C]

I'm voting for him.

[shadowfax]

that's the best one, and one of the few good ones, if you ask me.

the "no brainer" and "thoughtless" things are just cheap shots.

who is going to be the democratic candidate though? how about some slogans/nominations on that front too?

[Desertrat]

"Compassionate Colonialism" is worth a chuckle...

I'm still in favor of a place on the ballot for "None of the above", and if it gets the most votes, the office is left vacant. Imagine the safety of the country if there were no quorum in Congress!

:), 'Rat

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by Desertrat
I'm still in favor of a place on the ballot for "None of the above", and if it gets the most votes, the office is left vacant. Imagine the safety of the country if there were no quorum in Congress!
"compassionate conservatism" is good too. must have missed it.

as to leaving the presidency vacant, i think that it would be much mor effective to check the power of the judiciary branch of government, which much more than the executive branch has exceeded its powers in the last half-century.

[jefhatfield]

i am so temped...he he...to print up some of these slogans and put them on cars in either the all white church parking lot cars or all the cars at the private country club ;)

i personally like the "leave no billionaire behind" slogan