christmas carol parodies

[furcalchick]

with christmas just five days away and parodies flying around all place, we should post parodies of christmas songs we either found or made up here. and to reduce confusion, note if the parody was yours or where you found it.

here's my parody of jingle bell rock, called the ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock based off the mitchell report and all that.

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ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock
(to the tune of jingle bell rock)

ped, ped, ped rock
injecting roids and hgh
creaming and clearing the balco way
in the stalls and the locker rooms

ped, ped, ped rock
buying drugs on the internet
from new york to florida and all in between
to get an edge

ped time is a great time
to boost strength and speed today

pee testing time is a swell time
for masking drugs and being declared clean

don't worry roger clemens, you won't get caught
by the mitchell report

injecting and syringing in the stalls
that's the ped
that's the ped
that's the ped rock

[Grey Beard]

John Clark, early 1970s [NZ]

We three kings of Orient are
One on a tractor, two in a car
One on a scooter
Tooting his hooter
Following yonder star
Oh, oh
Star of wonder
Star of light
Star of bewdy, she'll be right
Star of glory, that's the story
Following yonder star . ..

[dukebound85]

froooom way back in elementary school my friends would sing this


joy to the world
out teacher's dead
we barbqued her head

what happen to her body
we flushed down the potty
and down and down it goes
and down and down it goes
and downnnnn and dooown and down it goes

etc


looking back, it was kinda bad holy cow

[Galifreya]

From many moons ago,

Once in royal Davis city
stood a lovely snooker hall
where a mother laid her baby
on the table by a ball
Mary was that mother wild
Jesus Christ the potted child.