An Awkward Situation - The ghall Saga Continues

[ghall]

So, I had a very interesting week. I gave my girlfriend a really cool Christmas gift, a magnetic pen necklace, which she loves, and I wrote her a little poem because I have a tough time expressing my feelings verbally.

Anyway, now we get to the juicy stuff. On Tuesday, her last day before leaving for Christmas break (damn, I want 3 extra days of break too!) things were getting a little steamy after school, and we pretty much started making out. :cool: One of my classmates, who happened to be standing a few feet away, took out his phone and snapped a picture. We would have kept going but a teacher got wind of what was going on, and told us to stop.

Well, by the next day things got really interesting. The moment I came into school my teacher called me in to have a chat. He asked me if it was true that I made out with that girl. I said yes. He told me that if I'm going to make out on school property, I should hide behind the bushes :eek:(I kid you not, he seriously said that). One of t he disadvantages of being in a small school is that gossip spreads very fast, and by the end of the day, I had people calling out to me yelling "Yeah man! You're a pimp!". I have no idea why they were calling me a pimp, since I don't manage prostitutes, but whatever.

Well, not only did the entire student body find out, but every living soul in the school knew what had happened. It was quite awkward to say the least. Fortunately it couldn't have happened at a better time, and most people will probably forget over the break...or will they? :eek:

So, a lesson for all you youngens; don't make out on school grounds, you will regret it. But it's much better than cyber sex! :D

[lancestraz]

Your school is reacting like two kids never kissed before. Is it that unusually at your school?
P.S. Way to go dude!

[119576]

But it's much better than cyber sex! :D

Nice little addition. lol.

Seriously though. You're old enough to be able to make out with who you want, where you want. I don't see why you think this is an awkward situation; unless everybody in your school is completely frigid.

[ghall]

Nice little addition. lol.

Seriously though. You're old enough to be able to make out with who you want, where you want. I don't see why you think this is an awkward situation; unless everybody in your school is completely frigid.

If getting called a pimp and being told by your teacher to kiss behind a bush isn't awkward, I don't know what is.

[119576]

If getting called a pimp and being told by your teacher to kiss behind a bush isn't awkward, I don't know what is.

Haha. Well, when you put it like that...

I think what I meant is that it shouldn't be an awkward situation.

[shecky]

If getting called a pimp and being told by your teacher to kiss behind a bush isn't awkward, I don't know what is.

haha. just wait until the first time you have sex. thats like a world's fair of awkward.

[ghall]

Haha. Well, when you put it like that...

I think what I meant is that it shouldn't be an awkward situation.

In that case I totally agree. :)

[Scarlet Fever]

haha. just wait until the first time you have sex. thats like a world's fair of awkward.

just remember to do it behind the bushes.

[119576]

just remember to do it behind the bushes.

:D sheer brilliance.

[sushi]

just remember to do it behind the bushes.
Thick ones if you don't want to be seen! ;)

[swiftaw]

Thick ones if you don't want to be seen! ;)

But not thorn bushes, then it could get mighty prickly

[Dagless]

High school let people kiss and that but only outside buildings. A little like smoking I suppose.

Caroline and I got repeatedly told to not hold hands whilst at college! Apparently we were role models to the first years so we had to behave with decorum and respect :rolleyes: I did suspect our lecturers were a bit mad though.

[teleromeo]

i would recommend a more comfortable place to have sex for the first time than behind the bushes ...

[mad jew]

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.

[ghall]

High school let people kiss and that but only outside buildings. A little like smoking I suppose.

Caroline and I got repeatedly told to not hold hands whilst at college! Apparently we were role models to the first years so we had to behave with decorum and respect :rolleyes: I did suspect our lecturers were a bit mad though.

Well that's the thing, we were inside a building. But I think the situation is similar to yours, that we're setting an example for the younger students. :)

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.

Mad Jew, you never fail to disturb me.

[Cassie]

You seriously need a blog or something.:p

EDIT: And thanks to my superhuman observation abilities, I have found out you already have one. :o

[shecky]

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.

wow. that can't be kosher.

[Scarlet Fever]

You seriously need a blog or something.:p

ghall needs his own forum here!

[119576]

ghall needs his own forum here!

blah blah wasteland blah.

I can't be bothered to quote myself from the last thread he made!

[iPhil]

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.


Mad Jew, you never fail to disturb me.


He's the MadOne™ in fact.. That's what Mad people do..:D And has the power to close n ban power too..

[Abstract]

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.

I usually don't go down that avenue unless I find that the bit of ground around the bushes is clean enough.

Can't believe I'm spending my time posting here from Hiroshima. :o



PS: Hiroshima's da bomb!

[Crawn2003]

haha. just wait until the first time you have sex. thats like a world's fair of awkward.

Yeah, no kidding. :p

But not thorn bushes, then it could get mighty prickly

Or ones that have any types of vines growing on them... Trust me, she'll never forgive you for the rashes and all the itching...

Shudders...

[iToaster]

Or ones that have any types of vines growing on them... Trust me, she'll never forgive you for the rashes and all the itching...

Shudders...

Sure, blame it on the vines...

[rdowns]

I loves me some ghall.

[Crawn2003]

Sure, blame it on the vines...

LOL, I know! As soon as I wrote it I realized how horrible it could have been taken!

Not to mention I was watching Invader Zim and all I could think of after this one part (and in Invader Zim's voice), "The crabs, those horrible crabs!" and in Gir voice "Tastes like chicken."

Yes, I know I'm weird... PRAISE ME! (another reference to Zim)

~Crawn

[nickster9224]

can we get this poor kid a sub forum please? he needs it. and so do we.

[ghall]

can we get this poor kid a sub forum please? he needs it. and so do we.

LOL please do :)

[EricNau]

can we get this poor kid a sub forum please? he needs it. and so do we.
Why? So we can remove it from Forum spy? :p

[mrkramer]

can we get this poor kid a sub forum please? he needs it. and so do we.

It's called wasteland.

[Iscariot]

I loves me some ghall.

By Anduril! Rdowns, that brings a tear to my eye. I hope we got an internet meme started!

haha. just wait until the first time you have sex. thats like a world's fair of awkward.

I swear I must be some kind of freak. I'm the only person I know who doesn't have an "awkward first time" story.

[todd2000]

PS: Hiroshima's da bomb!

Please tell me you didn't just go there? :eek:

[MacNut]

Sure, blame it on the vines...Why not trim the bushes first before going back there. Don't want to get a vine in the eye do ya.

[r1ch4rd]

Please tell me you didn't just go there? :eek:

Abstract is going to hell.

[papadopolis1024]

If a teacher told me to quit making out I would say "**** you"

[teflon]

Hmm in my school there are people making out everywhere. Against the lockers, in the middle of the hallways, right outside the classrooms... Teachers never do anything about it, they just walk right past. Sometimes they will tell you to stop and move if you're blocking the traffic, but otherwise what you do out of the class is your own business.

[Plymouthbreezer]

Meh - it could have been worse. They could have caught you like... Phone-sexing or something.

I wouldn't worry about it. Least your getting to kiss a girl.

[Mord]

Dude, you're 18, why the hell is your school reacting like this and why is it so amazing that you're making out with a girl?

[ghall]

Dude, you're 18, why the hell is your school reacting like this and why is it so amazing that you're making out with a girl?

1, I don't know.
2, because I'm a geek. :D

[BigPrince]

Your school is reacting like two kids never kissed before. Is it that unusually at your school?
P.S. Way to go dude!

He goes to an all boys school....


jk

[119576]

He goes to an all boys school....


jk

Firstly; why should that make a difference?
Secondly; shush. :p

[iDAG]

My high school never cares if you are making out with someone, believe me. and btw I made out with my current girlfriend on the first day we started dating lol. :cool:

[119576]

I made out with my current girlfriend on the first day we started dating lol. :cool:

Congrats? :confused:

@ ghall. You should put these posts in your blog instead, you know! It needs spicing up a bit. :p

[mpw]

...things were getting a little steamy after school, and we pretty much started making out...
It got steamy before you were 'pretty much' making out, does she talk dirty?:confused:
...He told me that if I'm going to make out on school property, I should hide behind the bushes...
Now just pray your school gets a presidential visit, he'll regret saying that when you tell the Secret Service it was his idea.

[Macaddicttt]

So, a lesson for all you youngens; don't make out on school grounds, you will regret it. But it's much better than cyber sex! :D

I hope I'm not reading this right, because to me this says that you had cyber sex before making out. And that would be ridiculous. (Why isn't there a shaking-your-head-disapprovingly smiley? :p)

[119576]

I hope I'm not reading this right, because to me this says that you had cyber sex before making out. And that would be ridiculous. (Why isn't there a shaking-your-head-disapprovingly smiley? :p)

You're correct in that interpretation. weird, isn't it?

[Macaddicttt]

You're correct in that interpretation.weird, isn't it

Dear God, someone please help this kid... :o

[MacNut]

(Why isn't there a shaking-your-head-disapprovingly smiley? :p)http://deephousepage.com/smilies/nope.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/jpshakehead.gif

[MrSmith]

If a rumour had gone round at my school about me and a GIRL™ I'd have been well proud. Nothing to be ashamed about (unless you're ashamed to be a hetero).

... by the end of the day, I had people calling out to me yelling "Yeah man! You're a pimp!". I have no idea why they were calling me a pimp, since I don't manage prostitutes, but whatever...
Loved that :D:D

Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.
Shouldn't you be setting an example now they've given you a job title?

[mad jew]

Shouldn't you be setting an example now they've given you a job title?


Shoulda, woulda, coulda, but clearly didn't. :o

The new job title just means I now have the authority to tell myself off after such crass comments. Consider it done. :)

[bartelby]

Shouldn't you be setting an example now they've given you a job title?

He is setting an example...


EDIT: May I add what a fine example it is too, Mr Mad Jew Sir.

[MrSmith]

You have a point.

[Much Ado]

Next week: The first date (codename Great Balls Of Ghall) :D