Lies you have told in macrumors

[mac15]

Everybody lies
so I wanted to hear of some of the lies you have pulled in macrumors

My first one was about post 50 I said I had a G4 867 1.5gb ram and a sony trinitron T.V as a moniter

I wish except the T.V:)

[britboy]

I pretend to be intelligent ;)

[Ensign Paris]

I don't remember lieing in the forums, but here goes:

I just bought a new Quad processing 3ghz G5 QuickGold machine, its real powerful.

Ensign

[Ensign Paris]

oh yeah, and I have never admitted this to the forums before but I am a ginger and a scout. ahh, feels better now I have got that off my chest.

Ensign

[King Cobra]

The only time I can remember lying :) was when someone asked what CL-2 / CL-3 stood for when dealing with computer hardware. I thought it stood for cache level. But that was incorrect.

Hemingray corrected me on my 77th official post:
CL is short for CAS Latency, which stands for Column Address Strobe Latency. Now you know why they call it CL.
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Anytime is a great time for iPod.

[teabgs]

I'm a 10 foot tall robot. No lie!

[jefhatfield]

i don't like to give really private details about myself like some posters whose handles are their real names

and i never tell people exact names of my personal clients since i have my own IT business...it is very unprofessional

and my age, well i am old and if you notice, i don't state my birthday...but when you become middle aged or even over thirty, age will become the thing one lies most about, sometimes by omission:)

[Durandal7]

I cant remember if I've lied or not on Macrumors. I did say some just plain dumb comments when I first got onto the forums, does that count?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
i don't like to give really private details about myself like some posters whose handles are their real names

and i never tell people exact names of my personal clients since i have my own IT business...it is very unprofessional

and my age, well i am old and if you notice, i don't state my birthday...but when you become middle aged or even over thirty, age will become the thing one lies most about, sometimes by omission:)

I never hid my age... and I am in the over 30 range :D... 31 to be exact, and will be 32 in just a couple of months.

One lie I could say is that I have a full head of hair... not even close to being true :D.. It does cut down on shampoo, since I go through about two bottles a year now :D... and haircuts are easy, but they still charge the same amount, no matter how much, or little hair you have. People that have less, should get a pro-rated charge :D... less hair, less cost to cut it since they get done faster :D.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by asurace
I cant remember if I've lied or not on Macrumors. I did say some just plain dumb comments when I first got onto the forums, does that count?

Stupidity doesn't count :D (thankfully for some). Nor does accidental typo's, since we all have those, only to catch them later. Editing your post later to fix them is a good thing though.

I wish that more people would use the edit feature of their posts... you can add revisions, or make corrections that way instead of placing another post that is just one or two lines. I did that too, before arn pointed it out. Unless I have another post to reply to, I use the edit feature to correct previous postings. Unless I need to open up a can, or two, of whoop-a$$... :D (I have several cases in reserve).

[spuncan]

I pretend to have a life. Sort of. Yet I am proud of being a nerd at heart. Other then that most of my lies have been jokes like "I have proof of the iWalk existing" and I have made many educated guesses,

[Hemingray]

Originally posted by King Cobra
The only time I can remember lying :) was when someone asked what CL-2 / CL-3 stood for when dealing with computer hardware. I thought it stood for cache level. But that was incorrect.


Oh yeah, I forgot about that! In all honesty, I thought CL stood for Cache Latency, but I figured I'd go and research it before making a total fool out of myself by correcting someone when I was incorrect myself. :D

[whfsdude]

I have man-tits

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by whfsdude
I have man-tits

dude, that's sick.. LOL

[rainman::|:|]

I'm actually a small Malaysian girl... *giggle*

umm, besides the general stupid comments, which we've all had one or two (67) of, i can't think of any... i use my real name because i hate people who fake identities online, and so anyone can look up info about me online if they wanted to and had a lot of free time... and because i'm not creative enough to come up with a username...

if you all can't tell, i am very (too) forthcoming with personal info... just an open person, and if i have something to say, however pointless, inane, or off-topic i usually say it...

:)
pnw

[whfsdude]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


dude, that's sick.. LOL


Beat my meat 3 times a day, I'm most honest person you will ever meet. Sometimes too honest ;)

[macstudent]

I can fly

[whfsdude]

Originally posted by macstudent
I can fly

lol, then I guess your a lucky person :D

I wish I could fly, but I'm too lazy.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by whfsdude



Beat my meat 3 times a day, I'm most honest person you will ever meet. Sometimes too honest ;)

eeeeeeewwwwwww...

That's worse then your first comment... Just keep it in your pants dude....

[King Cobra]

Originally posted by whfsdude



Beat my meat 3 times a day, I'm most honest person you will ever meet. Sometimes too honest ;)

How old are you anyways, 12? Did you watch HBO when you were 4 or what? I mean, you may have matured over the years, but, man! I am only 16 and I can be more mature.

That's no lie!
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Any time is a great time for iPod.
Especially so I can block out the whfsdude world around me.

[whfsdude]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


eeeeeeewwwwwww...

That's worse then your first comment... Just keep it in your pants dude....

Just boxers, I don't get dressed on the weekends. Except yesterday when I went and made out with my gf in dupont circle in betweem the buildings. Btw, mordern art is good if you know what I mean by those statues @ that park with the water by the redline station. :p

[whfsdude]

Originally posted by King Cobra


How old are you anyways, 12? Did you watch HBO when you were 4 or what? I mean, you may have matured over the years, but, man! I am only 16 and I can be more mature.

That's no lie!
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Any time is a great time for iPod.
Especially so I can block out the whfsdude world around me.


15, and a freshman. Can't get cable on the Hill crappy feds.

"Especially so I can block out the whfsdude world around me." lmao

[King Cobra]

No cable, huh?

Well, that's one thing we have in common...

And what is "Imao"? I must have missed that somewhere.
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Any time is a great time for iPod.

[whfsdude]

Originally posted by King Cobra
No cable, huh?

Well, that's one thing we have in common...

And what is "Imao"? I must have missed that somewhere.
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Any time is a great time for iPod.

LMAO = laughing my ass off

[mymemory]

I can hardly understand what you all write in the forums. I get more confuse every time.

If I ever say something that sounds real, do not trust it, I really have not clue of what I'm writting!

One thing is what I thing you all are talking about, and another one is what I'm responding to it.

I'm a superior been limited by my poor understanding of the English language and cultural barrier!:eek: :eek: :eek:

But I'll be around any way.. waiting to be understud:D

[eyelikeart]

I don't think I've lied about anything here...what would I gain by doing so?? :cool:

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I don't think I've lied about anything here...what would I gain by doing so?? :cool:

if you told one lie for every truth or comment you made, then you would have 3,700 posts;)

[iGav]

Unless I need to open up a can, or two, of whoop-a$$... (I have several cases in reserve).

Sounds like good stuff.... can you spare a case... ?? I 'm off to see my Bank manager tomorrow.....:p

[Geert]

Originally posted by macstudent
I can fly

You haven't tried it yet, because you're still posting hahaha:D

[Geert]

I never posted in this thread :D

oh yeah, and I'm not in it for the avatars :D :D

And honest to god never used any smilies.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


if you told one lie for every truth or comment you made, then you would have 3,700 posts;)

hmm...interesting theory jef! ;)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Geert
oh yeah, and I'm not in it for the avatars :D :D


after this one...I'm gonna need some hipboots!!! :p

[Geert]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

after this one...I'm gonna need some hipboots!!! :p

I'dd say we pull a 'save eyelikeart campaign', making sure you do not drown, your posts are devided, and you can start on a fresh one :p :p :p

[barkmonster]

I've been lying all along about owning a mac, I'm actually from another planet and have to live in absolute zero temperatures all the time or my antanae fall off. In this extreme environment I'm using a ZX81 overclocked to 1.5Ghz with a modified version Spectre GCR, it runs OS X no problem and I've got the "ICE" thought controlled GUI already, AQUA is just a prototype of what OS X really is:D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Geert


I'dd say we pull a 'save eyelikeart campaign', making sure you do not drown, your posts are devided, and you can start on a fresh one :p :p :p

could we get some t-shirts made with my avatar on the front & "save eyelikeart" on the back?? :p

[britboy]

Originally posted by barkmonster
...I've got the "ICE" thought controlled GUI already, AQUA is just a prototype of what OS X really is:D

so does this mean that when AQUA is 'frozen' for GM we get 'ICE'? :D :D

[Gelfin]

I believe I once posted claiming "I'll shut up now," or words to that effect. That was clearly a lie, but any other falsehoods were the product of gross ignorance rather than any competent attempt at deception.

[Ensign Paris]

ok, here is the first t-shirt: (BTW I found the picture of the people on images.google.com (searching for shirt))

Ensign

[mischief]

For importing special Malaysian Poop-monkeys while simultaniously reducing the number of targets.:D

Oh well.......I hear it goes well on rose beds.

BTW: Alpha,

Sorry I got on your case earlier..... I went and researched that HD/AMF thing and came back to your response. Oops. I WAS actively goading you.

Careful with that whole wrapped-in-the-flag-only-buy-American thing though. It's easy to shelve you as an ignorant redneck when you do that.

[eyelikeart]

ha ha ha!!!!

now I feel so honored...to have my very own t-shirt...

that is the funniest thing I have seen all day!!! :D :) :p ;) :cool:

[AlphaTech]

I lied about being human... in reality, I am a hyper intelligent, highly opinionated AI from the future. I can assume any form that I determine is necessary to complete my goal. If I told you what that is, I would have to kill you and although that could give me pleasure, it would also draw attention to myself. We can't have that now, can we?? Also, I purposly misspell items to mislead people about my true nature. I also have mini-guns integrated into my systems to eliminate the slow/stupid drivers on the road.

[Geert]

Originally posted by Ensign Paris
ok, here is the first t-shirt: (BTW I found the picture of the people on images.google.com (searching for shirt))
Ensign

What's the price of those t-shirts, I'll do anything to keep eyelikeart from drowning.:p :p
the poor dude is already up to his lips in the posts, better save him real quick.

btw just came across these:
(seems like Ensign Paris has set up a whole campaign!!)

[Ensign Paris]

Eyelikeart Mugs, customised Powerbooks coming soon!

Ensign

[Ensign Paris]

ok, maybe this is going to far (see the attachment)

for real PShop work of mine check out http://homepage.mac.com/guywickenden/PhotoAlbum1.html

Ensign

[eyelikeart]

ha ha ha!!!!

that's even better!!! I will say, though, that my avatar does look quite scary so big...he he he....

thanks for making me smile....it's been a hell of a day here... :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Ensign Paris
ok, maybe this is going to far (see the attachment)

for real PShop work of mine check out http://homepage.mac.com/guywickenden/PhotoAlbum1.html

Ensign

Now you are just getting silly...

[mac15]

man you guys do stuff in photoshop quick
It would take me a while
but they are all super funny

[Mr. Anderson]

This is the lamest thread I've seen in a while. Apple better do something soon so we have better discussions, mac related.

As for the post, what purpose would it do to lie? I've hidden some truths, personal, about myself, but not ever outright lied on a post.:rolleyes:

[teabgs]

Originally posted by mac15
man you guys do stuff in photoshop quick
It would take me a while
but they are all super funny

Man...you guys have time to do that....I have final projects to get done and papers to write...*sigh*

[Geert]

Lies was it?!?

If your saying that we have too much time on our hands I say, no.
A Quick PSD to put a smile on some of you guys' faces is a not having enough time, but making time.
btw sitting here next to my hut in the wild, 500km away from sivil (somewhere in a tropical place in Africa), the only thing I have to do all day is hunt my food, cook it, eat it. After that I take my slick PWB GX running @ 110Ghz (SOI low energy battery lasting 70yrs), airport (802.11 gx)@1Ghz (I'm tapping in to Gates' private cable connection, him wondering why he cannot surf faster than 28K:p ), After having devoured my meal, I have enough time to start enjoying myself on the threads.

[TiMacLover]

I have never lied about a rumor I sent in.

[Beej]

I've never lied - I've nothing to gain about lying here. Plus, lying is bad! :)

I think I once forgot to update my signature when I took some RAM out of my machine, but that's about it.

...And to all you people saying you are aliens or robots or other things: I don't believe you ! :D

[MacLuver23]

Windows is the best operating system ever! Sorry it had to come to that but now I have told a lie. Now I feel evil.....:mad:

[MacLuver23]

Windows is the best operating system ever! Sorry it had to come to that but now I have told a lie. Now I feel evil.....:mad:

[Ensign Paris]

Originally posted by MacLuver23
Windows is the best operating system ever! Sorry it had to come to that but now I have told a lie. Now I feel evil.....:mad:

Introducing Windows X - Windows X is a super-modern operating system that combines the power and stability of UNIX with the simplicity and elegance of the Macintosh.

Featuring the stunning new user interface called Luna. Windows X makes everything on the PC even more difficult for new users, while providing powerful, customizable tools for professionals. Luna includes a number of innovative time-saving features—including a new set of file extensions and the Dock—designed to help you navigate and organize your system, and give you instant access to your most frequently used applications, folders, and minimized windows. Luna brings your desktop to life with expressive icons, vibrant color, and fluid motion.
This new interface is built on three cutting-edge graphics technologies—Quartz, OpenGL, and QuickTime—bring graphics capabilities to Windows X beyond anything ever seen in a desktop operating system.

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OMG Imagine u went to M$.com and saw that! OMG Imagine u went to M$.com!

Ensign

[gerror]

When I am on Macrumors, I'm naked

Pff, that's a relief

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by gerror
When I am on Macrumors, I'm naked

Pff, that's a relief

Depending on where you are posting from, you could get in trouble with the law there. :D

I also hope that you are on a desktop system (iMac or tower) or have it on a table. A TiBook could give you some nasty burns there bud. :D

[gerror]

Depending on where you are posting from, you could get in trouble with the law there.

Thank god I'm in the Netherlands. I can be as nekkid as I wanna be ;)

Altough, there is this guy, here in Amsterdam, who always walks around only wearing a black thong and high heels. That's a little too much.

But anyway, This is a apple related forum. I'll save the kinky stuff for other's ;)

(naked) Gerror