Since there's no need to dispute the value and longevity of an LP12, I won't. 😀 The Rockport Sirius III might indeed be a bit too serious--and I doubt Andy would build one to play comedy records (then again, depending on the artist!).
More seriously, I think just a cheap Technics/Dual/whatever would be fine--off of Audiogon, Craigslist, etc. Or, if he'd like something that will sound really good, be relatively inexpensive, and be from a company that is likely to be around in ten years, the Rega P1 is very very good.