How to make Vista run faster?

[seasurfer]

How to make vista run faster?

[Neil321]

sling the disc out of a top floor window

[deputy_doofy]

Well, that would certainly make it fall faster (9.8m/s^2). Wow, can't believe I remember that.

[mperkins37]

Use a trebuchet, that should get a quick response & really good distance also.

[speakerwizard]

run xp (seriously unless you need something vista specific) otherwise there is ways to turn off practially everything new in vista though yourd have to google that (might be on life-hacker) you would have no aero etc.
heres the visuals:http://www.cnettv.com/9742-1_53-25854.html
you can turn off the new defender http://lifehacker.com/software/windows-vista/turn-off-windows-defender-318339.php

also: http://nb-productions.com/Vista%20performance/performance1.htm

http://lifehacker.com/software/windows-tip/turn-off-shadow-copies-to-speed-up-vista-329580.php

[Killyp]

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[Neil321]

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/piss_on_it.jpg

that about sums vista up