Alright, so I've been looking at the new Star Trek teaser from Paramount for a while now, and I've got some questions in my head. Let me show you four snapshots from it and get your comments and feedback.
Can someone here please tell me, just where in the hull (pun intended) is this location? I would like to think I know the hull of a Constitution-class starship rather well, and this doesn't look the least bit familiar.
And this, does this look even vaguely familiar to anyone, either? I feel lost looking at this.
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Would someone please tell me why in the world they'd be building a starship somewhere planet-side? Given the level of sophistication in good storytelling, anyone worth their salt would realize it would be highly impractical to lift something like Enterprise from the surface into orbit whole, and moreover this is hardly the most aerodynamic shape, so you're looking at adding considerable drag.
And before someone can say, "Well, it's being built in an enclosed, shirt-sleeve drydock facility in orbit," let me point out that through the "sky" is observable absolutely no tell-tale signs of dockage, or of walls with hatches or observation ports, nor anything else you'd expect to find on the interior walls of one of Starfleet's giant orbital space facilities.
Alright, let me step off my soapbox here and make room for those who would like to add their 2¢.