Macbook Pro 2008 Alert

[Joko]

After months of waiting I was just wondering..

..do you think the new Macbook Pro is going to be nice?

[Joko]

No. It will not be nice.

[akadmon]

No. It will not be nice.

<SLAP>Snap out of it -- stop talking to yourself!<SLAP,SLAP>

[Radio Monk33]

5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

[aiterum]

the new mbp will be a banana

[jaydub]

I think it will have a 5.25" floppy drive, in the name of history

[AirmanPika]

I think it will have a 5.25" floppy drive, in the name of history

You were close. Apple is gonna play the retro game car companies have been playing the last few years to up the hype. Here's a leaked pic of the new Macbook Pro design...

http://oldcomputers.net/pics/macportable.jpg

[vixapphire]

the new mbp will be a banana

"you can call it a banana if you want to."

[KingYaba]

It will look ugly.

http://www.fayerwayer.com/2005/06/g5_powerbook.jpg

[jaydub]

It will look ugly.

http://www.fayerwayer.com/2005/06/g5_powerbook.jpg

OMFG it's too hot!! not enough ports!!! I want a docking station!!!

[JDR]

It's disc drive will double as an ATM. You program what bank account you want to withdrawal from, enter amount, and boom! Cold, crisp cash out of the disc drive.

[jemo07]

OMFG it's too hot!! not enough ports!!! I want a docking station!!!

And no eSATA... is this supposed to be a "Pro" system?
Also the video card is too slow :D

[scienide09]

I heard it will say please and thank you, and will even make you dinner when you've had a hard day.

[aiterum]

I heard it will say please and thank you, and will even make you dinner when you've had a hard day.

and then secretly stab you while you are sleeping

[MrT8064]

i sold my macbook pro before macworld in anticipation that something SO amazing was going to come out, that the resale value was going to plummet, if this fails to happen, i will be sad!!

(i am very happy with my iMac however!)

if there is a redesign, i suppose thinner is always nice, more pixels, a round iSight, personally i like the MacBook Pro keyboard, but perhaps they will replace it with that of the Airs, hdmi (or am i dreaming)?

[M&M]

You're not dreaming!!! You're day dreaming...:cool:
I just hope this waiting will be soon over... :apple:

[Shackler]

HOLY CRAP A NEW MBP IS COMING OUT?????!!!!!!!:eek:

[Csmitte]

OMFG it's too hot!! not enough ports!!! I want a docking station!!!

Spec's
2TB HD
16GB RAM
4Quad core Processors
2GB dedicated video
15 pounds
15" vga screen

[AirmanPika]

Spec's
2TB HD
16GB RAM
4Quad core Processors
2GB dedicated video
15 pounds
15" vga screen

oh god that last line made me lol

[xpbobbiboy]

Please tell me if anyone realy knows if Apple are soon to bring out a new Macbookpro as i am on the verge of buying one and i dont realy want to if they are going to release a new one soon after
Cheers

[Radio Monk33]

Please tell me if anyone realy knows if Apple are soon to bring out a new Macbookpro as i am on the verge of buying one and i dont realy want to if they are going to release a new one soon after
Cheers

If you can't be bothered to do 30 seconds of reading, why should anyone answer your question?

[nukztar]

I cant stand it anymore.. you guys are relentless!

It will come out this week, no next week.. should i get one now, should i wait for a 5% speed increase,, should i wait until the touchpad is intelligent enough to send my buttcheak moving across it as opposed to my finger...

my gosh, i came on here looking for some facts on the new macbook, but you all seem to want to get your thrills fantasizing about an upcoming macbook pro product that you guys in all fairness no absolutely zilch about!

all your fanboys, stop being so harsh on new posters.. not all of us spend every waking minute and cream our jeans waiting on steve jobs to announce his new innovative ways to rip us off with some crazy new gimmick, like a pink friggin nano!

p.s... i like the macbook pro.... when do you reckon its coming out :D! haha

[Stridder44]

Spec's
2TB HD
16GB RAM
4Quad core Processors
2GB dedicated video
15 pounds
15" vga screen


lol a fridge with a screen. Someone photoshop that please!

[Twilight Elk]

HOLY CRAP A NEW MBP IS COMING OUT?????!!!!!!!:eek:

It's news to me also :o

[xpbobbiboy]

If you can't be bothered to do 30 seconds of reading, why should anyone answer your question?

Good grief!, i came on here looking for some facts on the new macbookPro, if there is one? but you all seem to want to do is abuse newbies and not answer properly. I guess that comes from not realy knowing the answer???

[JDR]

We're just having some fun. There were a bunch of (serious) threads about the new MBP, but it looks like they, for the most part, were consolidated into this one:

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=422791

Cheers,
JDR

[aiterum]

We're just having some fun. There were a bunch of (serious) threads about the new MBP, but it looks like they, for the most part, were consolidated into this one:

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=422791

Cheers,
JDR
I think

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=412084&page=39

has been more dominant, but either place will get you discussion about the aforementioned topic

[devilot]

If the OP was genuinely interested and curious, I apologize as this thread as turned into a 100290 fest.