lowbuzz
Feb 3, 2008, 01:59 PM
- AP
From the governor's office in California today, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced plans to officially ban the MacBook Air in California.
"The MacBook Air is for Girly Mon!" Schwarzenegger announced, "Little girly mon with shoulder bag pursies!"
Chuck Norris then threatened Jobs with a deadly punch from his chin fist if new MBPs were not announced within the next week.
Meanwhile, Steve Jobs checked into rehab for help with what those close to have disclosed as issues with his "flaming" metrosexuality.
"Steve Jobs is Girly Mon!" Schwarzenegger laughed, "Look at him in his little turtleneck! When have you ever seen him with large chested woman?"
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From the governor's office in California today, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced plans to officially ban the MacBook Air in California.
"The MacBook Air is for Girly Mon!" Schwarzenegger announced, "Little girly mon with shoulder bag pursies!"
Chuck Norris then threatened Jobs with a deadly punch from his chin fist if new MBPs were not announced within the next week.
Meanwhile, Steve Jobs checked into rehab for help with what those close to have disclosed as issues with his "flaming" metrosexuality.
"Steve Jobs is Girly Mon!" Schwarzenegger laughed, "Look at him in his little turtleneck! When have you ever seen him with large chested woman?"
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