Favourite Chuck Norris Facts

[Santa Rosa]

What are your favourite Chuck Norris facts and any that you have made up?

Mine are:

1. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3. There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

4. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

5. Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

[Virgil-TB2]

What are your favourite Chuck Norris facts and any that you have made up?...
1. Chuck Norris is a loonie born-again weirdo.

2. Chuck Norris supports a loonie born-again weirdo for President.

3. Chuck Norris is not the man he used to be.

[xUKHCx]

Chuck Norris, phh

Ross Kemp (http://www.rosskemp.co.uk/) is the real man

[samh004]

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Didn't he sue someone who published a book full of these silly quotes?

[GirthP]

Chuck Norris is an idiot and a pawn.

This joke is played out.

[PlaceofDis]

This joke is played out.

not exactly how i would have said it, but yes, the joke and humor of the 'facts' have become tiresome and overdone.

[yellow]

I tend to agree. I'm not entirely sure that this thread has much of a future.

That being said, Chuck Norris called me up and told me that he'd punch me if I didn't wasteland it.

Hence..