bush could write for the Onion

[zimv20]

from bush's press conference the other day:

the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.


link (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/10/20031027-1.html)

[Sayhey]

Oh, for the days when we had a President who made sense when speaking without the aid of cue cards.;)

[pseudobrit]

I thought maybe you were gonna quote him when he said that the Iraqis were attacking Baghdad because they saw the progress we were making and all the good we were doing and didn't like it.

[Daveman Deluxe]

Well, by reading the context, I think Bush was talking about bringing the terrorists to justice, but it was brought about in a terribly convoluted manner that obscured the meaning entirely.

I've heard that all of the terrorists currently in Iraq are from other Middle Eastern countries... don't know whether it's true.

[zimv20]

Originally posted by Daveman Deluxe
Well, by reading the context, I think Bush was talking about bringing the terrorists to justice, but it was brought about in a terribly convoluted manner that obscured the meaning entirely.


yes, he usurped his own antecedent. and the result was darn funny.

[3rdpath]

Originally posted by zimv20
yes, he usurped his own antecedent. and the result was darn funny.

bush dictionary:

usurped: how one drinks a slurpee.

antecedent: married to his uncle in midland.

" sometimes when i would visit my antecedent in midland, we'd buy a slurpee. you'd feel darn good after usurped one down".

alternate use:

" have usurped your pancakes yet?"

[zimv20]

Originally posted by 3rdpath

" have usurped your pancakes yet?"


please.... make it stop....