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jefhatfield
May 4, 2002, 10:56 AM
this is saturday, so i decided to put up some really weird posts

would you rather have a date with pamela anderson (or ben affleck) OR would you rather spend the evening with the mythical G5?

stromie952
May 4, 2002, 11:06 AM
Considering the fact that Pamela Anderson has hepatitis-c, a date with her wouldn't be as interesting if she didn't have it ;)

So, as much of a loser as this may make me sound, I think the G5 would get the nod. But, only because of extenuating circumstances.
:p

irmongoose
May 4, 2002, 11:08 AM
I'll take the G5, thank you. Pam Anderson is butt-ugly.

:p




irmongoose

Ifeelbloated
May 4, 2002, 11:11 AM
Yes, Pam Anderson is a ho-bag. If she was a classier chick, maybe.

teabgs
May 4, 2002, 11:50 AM
Definately the G5. Maybe is Pam wasnt such a hoe and been around more then a porn star, AND she wasnt getting old and ugly I'd pick her.

On the other hand, lets say....Salma Hayek...oh man...I'd leave that G5 sitting in the dark in a second

iGav
May 4, 2002, 12:05 PM
Definately the G5. Maybe is Pam wasnt such a hoe and been around more then a porn star, AND she wasnt getting old and ugly I'd pick her.

Heh heh... I so agree wit u teabags...... :D ;) :p

However if it was Piper Perabo or Sandra Hugget..... the G5 wouldn't get near..... I ain't that SAD!!! :D ;) :p

teabgs
May 4, 2002, 01:19 PM
This is what it would take to get me away from a G5

eyelikeart
May 4, 2002, 01:42 PM
so the general consensus is.....the G5...

I wouldn't touch Pamela....trash...

the G5 would be a much more suitable affair I feel....

ps: teabgs....Salma is a hottie....he he he :p ;)

iGav
May 4, 2002, 01:50 PM
This is what it would take to get me away from a G5...... and a G6 and a G7..... ;) ;) ;) ;) :) :D

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:15 PM
it'd depend. if i'd JUST gotten the G5 it'd take a lot more to get me away from it. if i'd had it for a while, then it would take not nearly as much. unless i was busy with a project or something.

though i do enjoy hanging out in my room on a weekend night and just messing around on the computer and watching some good movies or something (bottle rocket or office space...)

eyelikeart
May 4, 2002, 02:18 PM
to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?

hey...maybe we should start a new thread...

"which sexy star would u pick over the G5?"

boy...in reference to one of jef's other threads....we are a bunch of nerds talking about this! ha ha ha... :D

teabgs
May 4, 2002, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
it'd depend. if i'd JUST gotten the G5 it'd take a lot more to get me away from it. if i'd had it for a while, then it would take not nearly as much. unless i was busy with a project or something.


I think this is assuming it was RIGHT NOW when there has not been a release of the G5. That would mean you'd get to play around with a G5 before anyone else....so it's new. :smile:

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by teabgs
I think this is assuming it was RIGHT NOW when there has not been a release of the G5. That would mean you'd get to play around with a G5 before anyone else....so it's new. :smile:

well then maybe i'd invite the date to sit with me and show her how quickly i can check out porn on the net with my new G5.... that'd be a great date i think.

but not with pam anderson.

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?

"which sexy star would u pick over the G5?"

boy...in reference to one of jef's other threads....we are a bunch of nerds talking about this! ha ha ha... :D

just use watson. you'll find plenty of pics of her there i'm sure. ha.

it wouldn't take a "star" for me as much as my girlfriend or some activity that was more time dependent than messing with the g5.

but yes....of course we're nerds.. i should definitely be animating.

iGav
May 4, 2002, 02:25 PM
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?

Sorry but it ain't a toughie!! :p

mymemory
May 4, 2002, 02:26 PM
I would say that something like this can make me forget about Macs for a few years.

mymemory
May 4, 2002, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?


LOL... Man! I didn't read your post when I placed the picture.

Go to www.smgfan.com

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:29 PM
ehh, it's just sex (or would it be a full blown date...?) so get your kicks and hop back on the g5.

i mean, assuming it's all about how hot this person is and such.... then that way of thinking seems to fit.

iGav
May 4, 2002, 02:38 PM
I noticed out of all the pictures of the lovely ladies posted here......

I chose the one witrh the smallest breasts........:D .......

I'm not being a stereo typical male..... :p (he say's as his lady gives him the heaviest dig in the ribs...... ouch) :D I've tried telling my girl that not having big t*t's doesn't matter...... ;) :D

But she doesn't listen to me....... :rolleyes:

I like all kinds........ but then a creative geek would say that...... ;) :D

I'm off to watch CSI now... as it's an incredibly Geeky thing to do.....

Night all!! ;) :D

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by iGAV
I'm not being a stereo typical male..... (he say's as his lady gives him the heaviest dig in the ribs...... ouch) :D I've tried telling my girl that having big t*t's doesn't matter...... ;) :D ;)


of course it doesn't matter. if size mattered that much well... let's just put it this way, the men in my family have a curse.... and so, who am i to judge women based on size of anything? ha...

iGav
May 4, 2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


of course it doesn't matter. if size mattered that much well... let's just put it this way, the men in my family have a curse.... and so, who am i to judge women based on size of anything? ha...

Not the curse of the elephant trunk.......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

I suffer from that aswell!! :p :p :p

Yeah right... no!! :D :p

I prefer small and pert breasts compared to big ones..... more details than you needed to know I know... but it's late, I'm tired... I don't care.... :p

CSI is on in 10.... gotta go and make some popcorn.....

Later guys.....!!

Gman

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by iGAV
Not the curse of the elephant trunk.......... :eek: :eek: :eek:
I suffer from that aswell!! :p :p :p
Yeah right... no!! :D :p

I prefer small and pert breasts compared to big ones..... more details than you needed to know I know... but it's late, I'm tired... I don't care.... :p


i only wish it were the elephant trunk. perhaps it's better known as "the curse of the 2 inny belly buttons..." ahhh now there's the too much information.

but yes, i agree generally with your feelings on the rack mounts.... smaller and "pert".. ha

mymemory
May 4, 2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by iGAV
I've tried telling my girl that not having big t*t's doesn't matter...... ;) :D
But she doesn't listen to me....... :rolleyes:


Women doesn't dress for men, they do it for other women. I do not mean they are lesvians but they hare very competitive between them.

Some girls do look better with big tits but men like them all!!! (most of the time).

And trust me in this... cute ones last longer than sexy ones.

eyelikeart
May 4, 2002, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by mymemory


LOL... Man! I didn't read your post when I placed the picture.

Go to www.smgfan.com

coincidence?!

thank u for that...in the immortal words of AlphaTech....

I may need a bucket & a towel...he he he :p

eyelikeart
May 4, 2002, 03:45 PM
breasts haven't always been a priority with me....

it was always about the legs...he he he...

however...my current girlfriend has taken me to a different standpoint on it if u know what I mean... ;)

cleo
May 4, 2002, 03:56 PM
Angelina Jolie? In an instant.

mc68k
May 4, 2002, 04:38 PM
I'd leave a G5 for Dark Angel—

teabgs
May 4, 2002, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
breasts haven't always been a priority with me....

it was always about the legs...he he he...

however...my current girlfriend has taken me to a different standpoint on it if u know what I mean... ;)

I know EXACTLY what you mean. I never really cared (as long as they were there ;) ).

My current girlfriend has made me think otherwise....I don't know if I could ever go back...

I have a brilliant idea! instead of going out with a girl OR playing with a G5, have her come over to watch a DVD on the G5 with the HD display! Then you get both at the same time!

Choppaface
May 4, 2002, 06:16 PM
between meat and a computer I'd choose a computer

3rdpath
May 4, 2002, 06:59 PM
for a night of ropes and candle wax--angelina jolie. she can keep my blood in a vile anytime.

good food, conversation and...er..a...late night chocolate-nigella (lawson is it?).

clubbing and dancing-gwen stefani( man, she looks good in person...)

oh well, thats enough for now.

btw, all above have the wife's stamp of approval( with an eye roll...)

Rower_CPU
May 4, 2002, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by mc68k
I'd leave a G5 for Dark Angel—


Drooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll...

Now where's that towel?

eyelikeart
May 4, 2002, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Rower_CPU



Drooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll...

Now where's that towel?

ask Alpha.....I gave it back to him... ;) :p

jelloshotsrule
May 4, 2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
ask Alpha.....I gave it back to him... ;) :p

man, just because you two are among the top 5 posters doesn't mean you have to share towels.... ha.

ps: 3rdpath- your wife approves of you and jolie having a night of ropes and candle wax? that's a good deal you got going.

3rdpath
May 5, 2002, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

ps: 3rdpath- your wife approves of you and jolie having a night of ropes and candle wax? that's a good deal you got going.

yeah, she's pretty open minded when it comes to things that have ZERO chance of happening....:D but hey, we live in L.A. and it is a place where the unexpected does happen from time to time.....

gerror
May 5, 2002, 11:52 AM
Salma Hayek or G5.
I am a guy... Salma!

Ensign Paris
May 5, 2002, 12:07 PM
I would pick the Mac, then I would steal it and sell it to one of u guys, then I could buy the woman of my dreams!

Ensign

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by mymemory
I would say that something like this can make me forget about Macs for a few years.
Your not wrong! ...Mac? What's a Mac???

Beej
May 6, 2002, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?Buffy... mmm mmm... *drools* :D

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by Beej
Buffy... mmm mmm... *drools* :D
Gotta be a fake?

Beej
May 6, 2002, 07:31 AM
He he... looks like we have a few SMG fans here :)


Damn... does anyone here care about a woman's personality? Or are you guys all tits, legs and asses? (You have to read that sentence in context, or it sounds really funny :))


Cleo --
Always wondered... your location - is that in reference to the refugees trying to get into Australia?

{Edit: Ahem. Had a few last night. Asked a few too many questions ;)]

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Beej
He he... looks like we have a few SMG fans here :)

I was just thinking the same thing, this thread is turning into a SMG gallery. Not that I'm complaining :p keep 'em coming!

Mr. Anderson
May 6, 2002, 08:54 AM
This picture says it all and puts the whole silly thread into perspective, its not mine and I don't want to take any responsiblity for it, thank krossfyter.

I can't post it here, its just too much, but go take a look;) Its the 8th post on the page

http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=4186

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by dukestreet
This picture says it all and puts the whole silly thread into perspective, its not mine and I don't want to take any responsiblity for it, thank krossfyter.

I can't post it here, its just too much, but go take a look;) Its the 8th post on the page

http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=4186

Argh! Yuck! Wish you hadn't told us to go take a look at that, I could have done without it :p

Mr. Anderson
May 6, 2002, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by verbose101


Argh! Yuck! Wish you hadn't told us to go take a look at that, I could have done without it :p

That's why I couldn't just copy and paste it in here. krossfyter is evil....

And that was just about my opinion when I first saw it. Monty Python said it best 'Run away, run away!!!'

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by dukestreet
That's why I couldn't just copy and paste it in here. krossfyter is evil....
So...it's all Krossfyters fault :D Thanks man, u just ruined my day, hehehe. Still, there's always those Buffy pics to straighten my mind out again. :D

Rower_CPU
May 6, 2002, 01:48 PM
Another of my picks:

Rower_CPU
May 6, 2002, 01:53 PM
Dark Angel would kick Buffy's ass!!! :p

edesignuk
May 6, 2002, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Dark Angel would kick Buffy's ass!!! :p
You reckon? Mmmmm...maybe, it would be interesting though.
MTV should to a celeb death match between the two.

teabgs
May 6, 2002, 02:24 PM
I think this thread should be renamed "Macs and Porn"


And I agree that Dark angel would kick SMG ass....and I'd pay to watch :D;)

Backtothemac
May 6, 2002, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by cleo
Angelina Jolie? In an instant.

Cleo, aren't you a lady? If not please excuse me. If you are, I love you.:p

Beej
May 6, 2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Backtothemac


Cleo, aren't you a lady? If not please excuse me. If you are, I love you.:p That's almost worthy of the second ever:

"That's damn funny" award

...but not quite :) Pretty funny stuff, though :D

Mr. Anderson
May 6, 2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Beej
That's almost worthy of the second ever:

"That's damn funny" award

...but not quite :) Pretty funny stuff, though :D

I saw cleo's sig, where's the thread that won her the award?

Beej
May 7, 2002, 02:13 AM
It was cleo's first post in this thread (http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=4589&highlight=lesbian). Still cracks me up! :D

3rdpath
May 7, 2002, 02:22 AM
all i can say is: "practice builds endurance".

oh, and thank you rower.

come to me anna......:)

cb911
May 7, 2002, 03:13 AM
aaarrrggghhh! i just looked at that pic that krossfyster posted on the other thread, i was just about to have dinner!

Mr. Anderson
May 7, 2002, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Beej
It was cleo's first post in this thread (http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=4589&highlight=lesbian). Still cracks me up! :D

Oh, that is good. Cleo's had a few others too, I'm glad she's around to lighten things up. If I had seen that earlier I would have been rotfl myself. I'm just sorry I didn't get a chance to reply directly.


Hey cb911, sorry you ruined your dinner. I'm still trying to figure out how to get him back for that one, but its going to be tough.

barkmonster
May 7, 2002, 07:37 PM
No computer could tear me away from both Jessica Alba and Eliza Dushku.

1 night with them or see a computer before everyone else ? Don't think it's hard to make that decision.

Of course there would have to be an entertaining cat fight as "Max" off Dark Angel and "Faith" off Buffy/Angel before the fun really starts just so I could find out who'd win :D

britboy
May 8, 2002, 07:04 AM
Anyone here an Aki fan? A date with CGI personality... a date with your mac? :p

http://homepage.mac.com/schwuliduck/.Pictures/Aki.jpg

Beej
May 8, 2002, 07:34 PM
Have you seen the pics of her in a bikini? It's pretty sad that people do that kind of thing... I mean, she's just 1's and 0's!

Probably better than my last girlfriend, though, who just turned out to be a 0.

jelloshotsrule
May 8, 2002, 07:38 PM
haha...

nice avatar beej.... interesting indeed.

britboy
May 9, 2002, 05:02 AM
You mean like this one? Yeah, it's pretty sad.... :D ;)

Mr. Anderson
May 9, 2002, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by britboy
You mean like this one? Yeah, it's pretty sad.... :D ;)

Actually, I'd say its more scary than sad, she looks so real. Did you se the movie? It was ok, not as good as I had hoped. For all the realism, the movements just aren't quite there yet, even though they're using MC Suits. I'd love to get my hands on one of those....

britboy
May 9, 2002, 08:56 AM
Do you remember Toy Story, from 1995? Compare the movements to that. Final Fantasy comes pretty close to looking real. It's scary in many ways, because how are you going to know if sleaze pictures are doctored or not? Well, that's a problem for the politicians to ponder ;)

The story line for FF wasn't exactly gripping, but i enjoyed the film nonetheless.

Mr. Anderson
May 9, 2002, 09:04 AM
The cartoon effect in Toy Story made up for a lot of that. I agree though that it has improved. Now you're going to make me go and analyze the movie more closely, actually, I should go get it on DVD put it in my collection.

But from what I remember, even though it was good and they used real actors in motion capture suits to get the movements as close as possible to reallife, there was still something that didn't look right. Maybe it was the bad acting on the actors part, I don't know.

Shrek did a really good job with the movement. One of the harder things to do is keep the feet on the ground and not to slide or move unnaturally. Its one of the most common animated pathologies, and I'm still working on getting mine walk cycles to the point where I'm happy with them. At some point you have to just accept it and move on. But with practice I'll get there.

eyelikeart
May 9, 2002, 09:08 AM
what's this thread turned into?!?!

first we're discussing whether we'd want to go out with some nasty hoe or get a G5....now we're all salivating over a digitally rendered female character from a movie?

ha ha ha...

I can't wait to see what the next installment in this "Macs & ______" series... :p

britboy
May 9, 2002, 10:08 AM
sorry Duke, didn't mean to give you homework :p The DVD is really good though. I just love those out-takes!

If i remember correctly, a few years ago there was a company that created a pop star. Nothing strange there, except that the 'singer' was a CGI babe. When asked why, the company representative responded that she had all the good points of a real star (good looks, hip songs...), with none of the problems (tantrums, sickness, arriving late...). Pretty much the same goes for aki :cool: Then again, you can't really replace the real thing can you.

How far along in your flossing program are you duke? (no pun intended:rolleyes: )

teabgs
May 9, 2002, 10:20 AM
The suits are actually why the movement in FF was not natural. The computer reads the movement and then make the "best" path for the corresponding points on the character. This makes all the movement move along a slpine curve. Any of you that have done some CGI will know that a spline curve can make the movement you want turn into a gyroscopic move that does the worst possible move. So, though they did do that well and no body parts intersected each other the movement was not natural since they moved along spline curves and not natural body arcs.

Mr. Anderson
May 9, 2002, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by britboy
sorry Duke, didn't mean to give you homework :p The DVD is really good though. I just love those out-takes!

How far along in your flossing program are you duke? (no pun intended:rolleyes: )

I'll never have a problem watching cartoons, I grew up at what I consider the height of the Saturday Morning Cartoon era, back in the 70s. Its just not the same today.

Floss Gordon is some sketches, script outlines, 1st gen models and such. I'm working on the Flossing.org mascott right now, so that will be the next character animation I do. I hope to get around to FG soon though.

Too many ideas, not enough time.:D