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mumurphya
Jun 8, 2008, 11:34 PM
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am new to this wonderful fantastic web of trucks and spiders/telephone or whatever the kids are calling it these days and I thought I would introduce myself with some of the more exciting details of my life.

Well I was born in 1932 in the middle of central Russia. Now back then we didn't wear clothing. Everyday was like a struggle to live. Temperatures dropped to atleast -50'F everdyay. In 1956 I moved to this great place called America. I settled in a small suburban area with my wife and three wonderful children. Ten years from now I did not know that I was to be strucken with such a terrible illness. November 3rd 1966, I was diagnosed with Conculcopollexemoveoitus. The horrid disease where you can no longer wiggle your toes. Then after getting my toes amputated, I joined the military to go fight in Vietnam. Once I got back from 'nam in 1972, I found that my wife had been killed in a horrible ironing board accident. It was so tragic that I moved to Brazil to be in the International League of Shuffle Boarding. After winning countless of competitions I then moved to southern Alaska to show small children how to build igloos. Now, residing in my peaceful home in California, I am learning this new thing the kids do with their own personal Internet and whatnot.

Ok enough of that. Well back to work children.

more crap here (http://icantbelieveitsnotfunny.blogspot.com)



imaketouchtheme
Jun 8, 2008, 11:38 PM
That was quite, well, odd really.

But, YOUR SITE IS HILARIOUS!!

themadchemist
Jun 9, 2008, 10:51 AM
The temperature 92° will also melt ice.


This was my favorite line from your blog.

MrSmith
Jun 11, 2008, 07:48 PM
-50 without clothes? I'm surprised you didn't lose your todger, too.