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PowerFullMac
Jul 13, 2008, 05:19 AM
I searched and was surprized not to find a joke thread! I am sure I saw one before, cant find it though, and its been dead for a long time now so I made this!

As always, I shall start!

Why is the chef broke? He has no dough!
Did you hear all the police cars where stolen? Inspectors currently have nothing to go on!


richthomas
Jul 13, 2008, 05:24 AM
^ :D

Door Salesman: Is your refrigerator running?
Man: Yeah?
Door Salesman: Better go and catch it!

A man walked into a bar and said "OUCH!"

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
PowerFullMac
Jul 13, 2008, 05:29 AM
Can I speak to Ms. Wall, please?
There is no Ms. Wall here.
Is Mr. Wall there, then?
No, there is no walls in my house!
Then you better get out of it then coz the roof is about to fall in!
kretzy
Jul 13, 2008, 05:36 AM
One of my all time favourite blonde jokes...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came across some tracks. The first blonde said that she thought they were deer tracks. The second disagreed and said they from a horse. Before the third could make her suggestion, they were all hit by a train.
richthomas
Jul 13, 2008, 05:40 AM
^ thats awesome! youre not a blonde right? im confused by your avatar
PowerFullMac
Jul 13, 2008, 05:40 AM
One of my all time favourite blonde jokes...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came across some tracks. The first blonde said that she thought they were deer tracks. The second disagreed and said they from a horse. Before the third could make her suggestion, they were all hit by a train.

Why did the blonde stair at the juice carton? Because it said "concentrate" :p
kretzy
Jul 13, 2008, 05:43 AM
^ thats awesome! youre not a blonde right? im confused by your avatar

Ah no. :D

That's Candince Bergen (aka Shirley Schmidt from Boston Legal), and I'm a boy.

Why did the blonde stair at the juice carton? Because it said "concentrate" :p

Haha that's a good one! :D
anim8or
Jul 13, 2008, 05:44 AM
O2's UK iPhone 3G Launch... nuff sed!
Mitthrawnuruodo
Jul 13, 2008, 06:04 AM
I'm sure there's a joke-centric forum out there somewhere.

This, however, isn't one.