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alex_ant
Jan 7, 2004, 12:01 AM
This is the thread for PPP members to practice their routines. No smelly SLIPpers allowed! (If those losers are still around.) Hitler used wild gestures and stuff during his speeches, and he went from a nobody to almost the leader of the world, so obviously we've got to outdo him physically, maybe with gymnastics and fireworks or something. But that's for another thread... This one is for practicing things to say when we're addressing the commoners, executing people, conducting foreign relations, complimenting ourselves, and so on. Feel free to present draft scripts, ask for more words that rhyme with "piss" or "pee," discuss strategy plans, you get the idea.

Non-PPPers, if you're still reading, which you SHOULDN'T be because this discussion is PRIVATE and SECRET, feel free to present poetry, songs, short stories, film scripts, confessionals, etc., flattering to the PPP. If your work is good enough, we'll put you on the list of people not to execute in 2017.

scem0
Jan 7, 2004, 12:13 AM
All hail PPP,
whatever the **** that is.
Something about poop I bet.

Does that haiku count as a poem?

Am I still going to be assassinated?

scem0

Sun Baked
Jan 7, 2004, 12:19 AM
http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?postid=146543 the PPP is holding a PRIVATE conversation on a public forum, and I just urinated in their thread.

At least I didn't have to http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?postid=169551 or I'd have all the PPP members running for the door.

---

;) ;)

Anybody try...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/adultdiaper_1774_133568 or http://www.ditropanxl.com/consumer/images/logo.jpg

trebblekicked
Jan 7, 2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by scem0
All hail PPP,
whatever the **** that is.
Something about poop I bet.

Does that haiku count as a poem?

Am I still going to be assassinated?

scem0

it doesn't look good, scem0, but i'll see what i can do.

G5orbust
Jan 7, 2004, 01:28 AM
well it looks like a lot of MR members are in it:

jelloshotsrule: Presidential Candidate and Spiritual Leader of the PPP


alex_ant: VP and Secretary of State, Defense and History


pseudobrit: Secretary of let's make the dumbasses in our country believe anything we want them to believe and Minister of Silly Walks


pivo6: Minister of coming up with names for operations and other stuff we need names for including other ministers and secretaries and such


trebblekicked: Official Right Wing/Center and Pillager


Rower_CPU: Secretary of Highly Intelligent Thought (****) and Leader of the Grand Supreme Wet-Crotched Leader's Council on Fitness


amnesiac1984: Head of European Division PPP


vniow: Official PPP Talent Scout


WinterMute: Persuader of the PPP (pending) Minister of Dirty Tricks


Currently Vacant: Minister of Truth for the Inner Party

MacBandit
Jan 7, 2004, 01:32 AM
Hey don't forget about me I'm a member of the whatever you call it.

I am the official Minister of the Secret Handshake and the protector of the all powerful holy poop pie grenade.:eek:

vniow
Jan 7, 2004, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by alex_ant
If your work is good enough, we'll put you on the list of people not to execute in 2017.

You mean we're not going to execute them immediately after the takeover?!?


Originally posted by MacBandit
Hey don't forget about me I'm a member of the whatever you call it.

I am the official Minister of the Secret Handshake and the protector of the all powerful holy poop pie grenade.:eek:

What's with all this poop talk, that's disgusting. We're all about pissing which has at least some ouce of class.

Anyhoo, here's my chant thinge or whatever:

If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
If you're fascist and you know it
Then your pants will really show it
If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants

AIEEEEE!!!!

tpjunkie
Jan 7, 2004, 11:27 AM
Perhaps some piss themed haikus?:

Fighting, Pissing, and
taking over the planet
The Party is strong.

Yellow storm of piss
blinding all rational thought.
PPP is strong.

agreenster
Jan 7, 2004, 12:42 PM
Oh my God! 2017? That only gives me, like, 13 years to come up with a witty song.....


oh what to do, what to do?

I'd better get started

MacBandit
Jan 7, 2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by vniow
You mean we're not going to execute them immediately after the takeover?!?




What's with all this poop talk, that's disgusting. We're all about pissing which has at least some ouce of class.

Anyhoo, here's my chant thinge or whatever:

If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
If you're fascist and you know it
Then your pants will really show it
If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants

AIEEEEE!!!!

What if you're wearing a diaper?

jelloshotsrule
Jan 7, 2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by MacBandit
What if you're wearing a diaper?

then you are WEAK!

Powerbook G5
Jan 7, 2004, 02:04 PM
I don't have the faintest clue what PPP is supposed to be, I only see vague references to it in a few signatures and off hand comments.

eyelikeart
Jan 7, 2004, 02:33 PM
When I was younger, I used to piss on cars after leaving this one particular bar...drunk as all hell. Does that qualify me here? :eek:

WinterMute
Jan 7, 2004, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Powerbook G5
I don't have the faintest clue what PPP is supposed to be, I only see vague references to it in a few signatures and off hand comments.

Go read the "invade Zimbabwe" thread, it's all in there, then join the inevitability of 2K16 and J-lo's unstoppable rise to world domination...:D ;)

Oh, and piss your pants as well.

jelloshotsrule
Jan 7, 2004, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
When I was younger, I used to piss on cars after leaving this one particular bar...drunk as all hell. Does that qualify me here? :eek:

no, but it may DISqualify you.... we all CHOOSE to piss ourselves.. well. except when i'm up on national tv during debates and such pissing my pants like an animal... but still, using alcohol to induce such pissing is no qualification. next?

Raid
Jan 7, 2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by G5orbust
Currently Vacant: Minister of Truth for the Inner Party

Damn it and I just sent my resume out for the 'officer (...ok drunk guy...) in charge of shouting bull ***** when someone lies' postion. What are your benefits like?

jelloshotsrule
Jan 7, 2004, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Raid
What are your benefits like?

we don't execute you.




maybe

scem0
Jan 7, 2004, 05:05 PM
I wet the bed when I was younger....

Am I exempt from an execution?

scem0

Sun Baked
Jan 7, 2004, 05:15 PM
PLEASE, somebody teach these people some manners...

jelloshotsrule
Jan 7, 2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by scem0
I wet the bed when I was younger....

Am I exempt from an execution?

scem0

no

and yes, let's teach these non pants pissers some manners! get out of the damn thread already!

alex_ant
Jan 7, 2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
When I was younger, I used to piss on cars after leaving this one particular bar...drunk as all hell. Does that qualify me here? :eek:
That depends, were the cars wearing pants?

alex_ant
Jan 7, 2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by tpjunkie
Perhaps some piss themed haikus?:

Fighting, Pissing, and
taking over the planet
The Party is strong.

Yellow storm of piss
blinding all rational thought.
PPP is strong.
Excellent, excellent, those are great, especially the second one. If you're looking, we're hiring!

It just occurred to me that we might want to consider making Haiku the official party poetry. It really alludes to what we're all about. 5-7-5...



Yellow storm of piss ------------\
blinding all rational thought. ---o ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~
PPP is strong. ------------------/

pseudobrit
Jan 7, 2004, 08:00 PM
You say non-PPP stay out and they flock to the thread. The reverse psychology test has produced some interesting results, my illustriously pissy veep.

Which of course means it's time to implement it worldwide, beginning with a pilot rollout in the black urban communities in Montana.

pseudobrit
Jan 7, 2004, 08:02 PM
BTW, any more non-PPP caught posting in this thread will have their bladder lines severed and their kidneys rendered inoperable.

eyelikeart
Jan 7, 2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by alex_ant
That depends, were the cars wearing pants?

hmm...no...but I pissed on my shoe a few times doing it and dribbled on my pants several times...

tpjunkie
Jan 7, 2004, 08:45 PM
Cool, I offically apply to be a member of the PPP then.

pivo6
Jan 7, 2004, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by alex_ant
...It just occurred to me that we might want to consider making Haiku the official party poetry. It really alludes to what we're all about. 5-7-5...

For you Alex:

North wind blows potent
An Ant returns to splendor
Piss flows from thy loins

MrMacMan
Jan 7, 2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by WinterMute
Go read the "invade Zimbabwe" thread, it's all in there, then join the inevitability of 2K16 and J-lo's unstoppable rise to world domination...:D ;)

Oh, and piss your pants as well.

Yeah *cough* its only like 70 pages now *cough*.


If you tried to start like I did once... you will never get to the end.

Arg.

:(

I will never know about it I suppose.


Its become an exclusive club, within MacRumors...

Because if they really wanted a "private" Chat they could open an IRC... AIM, Or Even a Free Board Chat somewhere else.

Blah!

--Wrath of the MacMan Shall Strike You!

vniow
Jan 7, 2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...no...but I pissed on my shoe a few times doing it and dribbled on my pants several times...

That doesn't count, it has to be intentional, no member of the PPP would actually unintentionally soil their trousers, that's just embarassing, its when its intentional when we shine like the golden idols that we are.

Sun Baked
Jan 7, 2004, 09:40 PM
>vniow

OK, which MacRumors member failed to show up for the meeting...Man arrested for urinating on truck's windshield
Associated Press
Jan. 6, 2004 08:01 AM

TACOMA, Wash. - That wasn't window-washer fluid being squirted on the windshield of a pickup truck.

Police in Tacoma say they spotted a young man standing on the hood of the truck, peeing on the windshield.

The Tacoma News Tribune reports the driver told officers his friend was helping to "unfog" his windshield.

But the excuse didn't hold much water.

Police say the suspect was also yelling at passing cars early Saturday morning.

The 23-year-old man was jailed for public urination and for having two outstanding misdemeanor warrants.By the way nice color change alex_ant, the red stuff was sort of freaky.

pivo6
Jan 7, 2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...no...but I pissed on my shoe a few times doing it and dribbled on my pants several times...

Sorry but your post suggests too small of an amount for us to be comfortable with you. We are all about volume.

alex_ant
Jan 7, 2004, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by pivo6
Sorry but your post suggests too small of an amount for us to be comfortable with you. We are all about volume.
Eyelikeart always struck me as more the poop type anyway. As an aside, I've found that I can achieve the greatest volume by aiming the stream directly into a megaphone.

tpjunkie
Jan 7, 2004, 10:31 PM
so...do i get a position in the PPP?

mischief
Jan 8, 2004, 12:00 PM
Or haven't you noticed?

I imagine that repeated soakings in Uric Acid and later, straight Ammonia would eat away at the delicate tissues of the groin. At least you won't be breeding (let alone getting laid).

Tpjunkie: If they act based on your alias, you'll be on "shorts-changing" duty. Not pretty. Get out while you can.

BTW: An open forum in a public place makes espionage WAY TOO EASY. Plus it proves you're all nuts.:rolleyes:

jelloshotsrule
Jan 8, 2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by mischief
I imagine that repeated soakings in Uric Acid and later, straight Ammonia would eat away at the delicate tissues of the groin. At least you won't be breeding (let alone getting laid).


your ignorance and naivete are amusing.

i piss myself in laughter.

alex_ant
Jan 8, 2004, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by mischief
BTW: An open forum in a public place makes espionage WAY TOO EASY. Plus it proves you're all nuts.:rolleyes:
It's not an open forum, I specifically said "keep out." It's called the honor system, and it proves that non-PPP members are not honorable. All the more reason to exterminate them!

Sun Baked
Jan 8, 2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by alex_ant
It's not an open forum, I specifically said "keep out." It's called the honor system, and it proves that non-PPP members are not honorable. All the more reason to exterminate them! So this means we're invading your privacy and cannot turn you guys into the MacRumors Security Deparment for being a terroristic threat threat to non-PPP members.

Sort of the same way the drug dealer that hang the "Keep Out" signs on the front of a crack house to keep the police out, and also provides them with a means of going after the civic minded individual who turns them in for millions of dollars.

pseudobrit
Jan 8, 2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by mischief
OBTW: An open forum in a public place makes espionage WAY TOO EASY. Plus it proves you're all nuts.:rolleyes:

You misunderestimate us.

pseudobrit
Jan 8, 2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Sun Baked
So this means we're invading your privacy and cannot turn you guys into the MacRumors Security Deparment for being a terroristic threat threat to non-PPP members.

Go ahead and try. You'll be neatly disappeared.

Powerbook G5
Jan 8, 2004, 06:19 PM
I should form my own group to take down this seemingly corrupt group within MacRumors. The time of cleansing and purification is at hand, the time of MRP (MacRumors Posse) is nigh.

mischief
Jan 8, 2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Powerbook G5
I should form my own group to take down this seemingly corrupt group within MacRumors. The time of cleansing and purification is at hand, the time of MRP (MacRumors Posse) is nigh.

We have four political factions already here at MR.

The PPP: Pants Pisser's Party

The DHCP: Data Hounds with Computers Party

The AZC: Anti-Zealot Campaign.

The DGVPG: The **** *** ********* ***** ****.

Pick one. Don't start another.:rolleyes:

The AZC and the DHCP are the ones not led by maniacs. :cool:

WinterMute
Jan 8, 2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Powerbook G5
I should form my own group to take down this seemingly corrupt group within MacRumors. The time of cleansing and purification is at hand, the time of MRP (MacRumors Posse) is nigh.

Oh Pullleeeesssseeee.......

The cleansing and purification of an entire planet began at our feet, in a yellow puddle, the foolish dictator in Zimbabwe knew us for what we are and was awed and overthrown in despair, the East is ours, burka-clad lesbians under vnoiw's direction cavort for our pleasure, pornography flows along the silk route like, well, piss down a trouser leg, all carrying the subliminal PPP doctrine. Europe stands mesmerised and ready to fall, Australia is permenantly pissed, our (as yet untested) allies in South America are clamouring to prove their worth, the cellars are running night and day and the "re-aligned' are pouriing forth across the globe...

You are sadly mistaken if you think this is simply about a funny thread on a Mac-based website, this is about DESTINY....

and piss....

obviously....

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.:cool: :cool: :cool:

tpjunkie
Jan 8, 2004, 06:46 PM
I'm starting a rampage of pants pissing across upstate new york....these small liberal arts colleges are never gonna know what hit them. well, ok, they'll know it was piss.

Sun Baked
Jan 8, 2004, 10:05 PM
You're right we'll never be able to separate you silly monkeys from your golden streams...

pseudobrit
Jan 8, 2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Sun Baked
You're right we'll never be able to separate you silly monkeys from your golden streams...

You laugh, but we've been a nuclear power for some time now. Our radioactive, plutonium-saturated piss has been tinkled throughout certain target areas already.

We may be silly monkeys, but we're silly monkeys with the bomb.

manitoubalck
Jan 8, 2004, 10:21 PM
This is all I have to say

vniow
Jan 9, 2004, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Powerbook G5
I should form my own group to take down this seemingly corrupt group within MacRumors. The time of cleansing and purification is at hand, the time of MRP (MacRumors Posse) is nigh.

*yawn*

Our piss has stained beyond anyone's reach (including ours), there's no hope for any sort of "cleansing" (ahahaha).

Don't bother with purification either, the smell just lingers on and on and on, nothing will get it out, once there's piss its permanent.

And what sort of lame-ass word is "posse" anywayz, at least we have the esteemed word of "pissers" in our name and all you have to show for it is "posse"? I piss at your lack of yellow stains for they could come in handy come 2k16...

vniow
Jan 9, 2004, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by WinterMute
You are sadly mistaken if you think this is simply about a funny thread on a Mac-based website, this is about DESTINY....

and piss....

obviously....

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.:cool: :cool: :cool:


Funny?! There had better be no one laughing here (except for the manical laughter which is coming from our secret lair inside the governator of Colly Forina's bathroom)

Those who laugh at us now (like anyone who would dare put the word "posse" in their orginisation's name) will be doing nothing but soiling pants after pants after pants come 2k16....

mischief
Jan 9, 2004, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Sun Baked
You're right we'll never be able to separate you silly monkeys from your golden streams...

I think we've just proven that a finite number of monkeys provided with an infinite supply of diurhettics doesn't yield Shakespeare, it yields Fifth-rate dictators.:eek:

pseudobrit
Jan 9, 2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by mischief
I think we've just proven that a finite number of monkeys provided with an infinite supply of diurhettics doesn't yield Shakespeare, it yields Fifth-rate dictators.:eek:

But we have enough fifth-rate dictators to equal a few first-rate ones.

Besides, it's not Shakespeare, it's world domination.

mischief
Jan 9, 2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by pseudobrit
But we have enough fifth-rate dictators to equal a few first-rate ones.

Besides, it's not Shakespeare, it's world domination.

Charlie Chaplin dressed up as Der Furher bouncing a huge inflatable globe around in a baroque office.....

The Littlest Dictator right?:p :D :p :rolleyes:

Sun Baked
Jan 9, 2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by mischief
Charlie Chaplin dressed up as Der Furher bouncing a huge inflatable globe around in a baroque office.....

The Littlest Dictator right?:p :D :p :rolleyes: How Benny Hill of you guys...

At least they aren't leaning toward Bronson Pinchot and the Pee Pee Dance.