I was actually being a tad facetious in my original post, but I am glad to see everyone's taking it seriously.
it actually made me think about how often I check-slash-serious an issue it is. I mean, society has excepted that Women need to have their stuff checked regularly, but there's not much issue made about men... It really is a great reminder, especially for all of us that carry our cell phones in our front pants pockets 🙄