When did you start...

[jpmittins]

masturbating? Got the idea from my virginity thread (thank you Mord for the inspiration). Once again, state your gender and the age at which you started. Of course, if this offends you, just don't answer it. Nobody is forcing anybody to read this thread, so no flaming allowed. Just honest, anonymous answers about the safest (in my book) sexual practice out there.

Male, about 14 and a half.

Mod note: Enough complaints were registered that this was moved to a somewhat more mature forum....

[heehee]

Hahaha! :d

[DJMastaWes]

Wow. As soon as I read the title, this is exactly what I thought this thread would be about.


... Just honest, anonymous answers about the safest (in my book) sexual practice out there.

Also, I don't see how this is anonymous, seeing as how you can clearly see who wrote what just by slightly moving your eyes to the left.

Anyway, although we all know everyone does it (despite what some of you guys might say), I'm not going to answer the question.

[quagmire]

All I will say is that it is normal and women should start doing it more often. :p

[Dagless]

Anyway, although we all know everyone does it (despite what some of you guys might say), I'm not going to answer the question.

Nice try. I thought that if I didn't meet someone at college that I'd give it a go but I met my now-girlfriend and never saw the need since. *shrugs*
Not against it though. It's completely natural and a safe way to get kicks, like.

[rdowns]

Right about the time I grew hair on my palms.

[Prof.]

I knew this thread was gonna be about that. When I clicked on it and read the first word I got the shivers.

I'd say 8th grade soooo... when I was... 13? I'm a guy.

jpmittins - you are one horny dude. :p

[craigverse]

Hahahahahahaha. Probably like 13. My gawd. What a thread to start. :rolleyes:

[brendanryder]

0.o

[Prof.]

0.o
That's the exact same face I had when I opened the thread!:eek:

[Mindflux]

I didn't. Your mom started for me.

bada bing!

[DigiCatRedux]

Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!

:confused:

[nick9191]

Haha, losers.

You want to get yourselves one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend

:D

[nplima]

7h30am

[techlover828]

AGE: 13
GENDER: MALE

[TSE]

When I was 11.

[brendanryder]

I didn't. Your mom started for me.

bada bing!
o snap.
Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!

:confused:

:eek:....:cool:

[gregdrummeraz]

So many people are going to get temp. banned on this lol.


BUt


In the famous words of Chris Farley "Quit playing with your dingy"


Sorry had too :D

[maestrocasa]

Male.

As soon as I realized that one part could reach the other part. Oh sweet joy!

Besides, It's good practice for when you finally get one of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend

Good hand-to-genital coordination is key to any healthy relationship! :D:D

[northy124]

OP what is it with these sexual threads? Do you have a girlfriend?

Anyway 13, Male

[jpmittins]

Wow. As soon as I read the title, this is exactly what I thought this thread would be about.




Also, I don't see how this is anonymous, seeing as how you can clearly see who wrote what just by slightly moving your eyes to the left.

Anyway, although we all know everyone does it (despite what some of you guys might say), I'm not going to answer the question.

Uhh, well unless you know something I don't, nobody on this forum knows who I really am, unless for some reason someone I know who also knows my email happens to be a regular frequenter of Macrumors. Anyway, when I said anonymous, I meant that nobody really knows who anyone is on these forums. That's all. It's not like your internet rep is going to be damaged or anything by responding here.

I knew this thread was gonna be about that. When I clicked on it and read the first word I got the shivers.

I'd say 8th grade soooo... when I was... 13? I'm a guy.

jpmittins - you are one horny dude. :p

Funny that a lot of people knew what this would be about before clicking it. Am I that predictable?

I'm actually not that horny, I just think human sexuality is interesting to me. It's such a taboo subject (sex of all sorts) that it's hard to talk about with anyone, but here people are pretty much faceless, so I think it's easier.

Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!

:confused:

Okay, that's weird. I first heard that song about a year ago; my mom sang it to me (I think she was drunk) and said that she a a good friend of hers used to sing it a lot. Life's little coincidences.

Man, some of these replies are funny! Keep them coming (hmm, did I mean that pun or not?).

[jpmittins]

OP what is it with these sexual threads? Do you have a girlfriend?

Anyway 13, Male

Well, I've only started two, so I don't think it's that strange. But yes, I do have a girlfriend; been together about seven months, very happy (and not sexually deprived, in case you were wondering. Not bragging, just saying in case you thought I was letting off steam by coming here). I just think human sexuality is interesting.

P.S. Nice avatar.

[northy124]

Well, I've only started two, so I don't think it's that strange. But yes, I do have a girlfriend; been together about seven months, very happy (and not sexually deprived, in case you were wondering. Not bragging, just saying in case you thought I was letting off steam by coming here). I just think human sexuality is interesting.
OK just wondering that all although this could of all been lies as this is online but I was only wondering, Nice to know your so interested anyway LoL

P.S. Nice avatar.
Thanks

[swingerofbirch]

Based on the ages given you all must be referring to masturbation which led to a certain level of arousal and/or orgasm/ejaculation, because very young toddlers masturbate.

So, I would first answer, I can't recall!

To answer the intended question, I was 12, male.

[bigjnyc]

Nice try. I thought that if I didn't meet someone at college that I'd give it a go but I met my now-girlfriend and never saw the need since. *shrugs*
Not against it though. It's completely natural and a safe way to get kicks, like.

wow you waited till college? and didnt do it all through high school? you my friend are tough as nails!

[whooleytoo]

Sorry? Could you repeat the question in braille? (For those of us who have gone blind, for some reason or other..)

[Prof.]

Sorry? Could you repeat the question in braille? (For those of us who have gone blind, for some reason or other..)
Hmhmm. Maybe that's why my vision has decreased ever since 8th grade.:p

[jpmittins]

Sorry? Could you repeat the question in braille? (For those of us who have gone blind, for some reason or other..)

Ha! Good one! See if you can get you computer to speak it too you, if you can find time to turn off all your porn... ;)

[Dmac77]

132052

This is almost as bad as the "Teen Shaving Thread":rolleyes:

Ok, maybe I will tell. I was probably around 10, and if you ask anymore I will report you to the police.

Don

[jsw]

I was 9. I'm not sure what time it was. Probably around 8pm.

[Mord]

(thank you Mord for the inspiration)


NP

~14 myself, tried it much younger but never got anywhere :/

[Dmac77]

NP

~14 myself, tried it much younger but never got anywhere :/

Wow! Just wow! Way TMI!:eek::eek::eek:

Don

[Mord]

Wow! Just wow! Way TMI!:eek::eek::eek:

Don


http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3909/moizp4.jpg

You don't know the half of it mate.

;)

[iJohnHenry]

Even before I could achieve an erection.

Hey, we were poor, and I didn't have any toys!!! :mad:

[Gray-Wolf]

The lack of taste for good clean threads seems to have died out. Modest, is in short supply. There are things, though excepted, yet are not meant for mixed company. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0006.gif

[mrwizardno2]

I think I was either 11 or 12.

I dare not say more.

[apsterling]

Honestly, I don't and haven't.
It doesn't mean I won't- I just haven't had a need or want to do it.

I'm 15 and single and always have been.

[iJohnHenry]

Have your testes dropped yet??

[jpmittins]

Honestly, I don't and haven't.
It doesn't mean I won't- I just haven't had a need or want to do it.

I'm 15 and single and always have been.

Are you male or female? I find it hard to believe either way, not that I'm calling you a liar. I just don't think I've ever met someone who hasn't tried it at least once or wanted to. Sorry if I'm getting to personal.

Have your testes dropped yet??

A male can masturbate and even achieve orgasm without being able to produce an ejaculation. In fact, some males first discover masturbation through "dry orgasms."

[biker74]

Whats mastubating?





Seriously, 11, male

[northy124]

Whats mastubating?

:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Rhosfelt]

Man, I need a girlfriend..

~12yrs old

[Gray-Wolf]

A male can masturbate and even achieve orgasm without being able to produce an ejaculation. In fact, some males first discover masturbation through "dry orgasms."

TMI!!! TMI!!!!:eek:

[Melrose]

Waiting for iJohnHenry to appear with his interesting smileys...

[mrwizardno2]

Whats mastubating?





Seriously, 11, male

:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



Obviously he's joking. lol. Hopefully the forums limit any users under 13. I think so, right?

[Melrose]

Obviously he's joking. lol. Hopefully the forums limit any users under 13. I think so, right?

I wouldn't imagine so; It's a public interest forum.

[jpmittins]

TMI!!! TMI!!!!:eek:

I'm just saying facts (though I have no personal experience with dry orgasms).

I wouldn't imagine so; It's a public interest forum.

I thought you had to be 13 or older to join MacRumors.

[mrwizardno2]

I wouldn't imagine so; It's a public interest forum.
Taken from forum rules:
MacRumors registration is free to those age 13 and over.

I looked at his other posts - he's obviously older than 11. :)

[northy124]

Obviously he's joking. lol. Hopefully the forums limit any users under 13. I think so, right?

Hence the:rolleyes:, And how easy is it to fake your age online? Very easy so I doubt a limit would stop anything.

[iJohnHenry]

Waiting for iJohnHenry to appear with his interesting smileys...

I have others, somewhat more gross, but I believe this will sate you. :p

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/MouseMeat/Smilies/jerkoff.gif

[apsterling]

Are you male or female? I find it hard to believe either way, not that I'm calling you a liar. I just don't think I've ever met someone who hasn't tried it at least once or wanted to. Sorry if I'm getting to personal.

I'm a guy.

Nah, you're not getting too personal. I just never felt a need or want to masturbate, I find other (better in my personal opinion) things to do with my time. To each his own though. On a slightly less related note, everyone says that when this gets brought up. I don't feel pressured to go home, I'll just wait till I get The Real Thing™

[mrwizardno2]

I have others, somewhat more gross, but I believe this will sate you. :p

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/MouseMeat/Smilies/jerkoff.gif

I LOVE IT. I may have to steal this one for my sametime palette at work ;)

[Shaun.P]

11 or 12.

[MrSmith]

Tell me, jpmittins. Did you join after getting an iPhone?

Uhh, well unless you know something I don't, nobody on this forum knows who I really am, unless for some reason someone I know who also knows my email happens to be a regular frequenter of Macrumors. Anyway, when I said anonymous, I meant that nobody really knows who anyone is on these forums. That's all. It's not like your internet rep is going to be damaged or anything by responding here.
OK, is there any one else who lives in Philadelphia? How many Mittins in the phone book? Shouldn't be too difficult to phone and find out if they have a student son, initials JP. Or maybe the electoral register? Then post all the details here and we'll see how anonymous you are... :D

...I first heard that song about a year ago; my mom sang it to me (I think she was drunk) ...
Mmm...I think I'm beginning to understand...

[iParis]

Based on the ages given you all must be referring to masturbation which led to a certain level of arousal and/or orgasm/ejaculation, because very young toddlers masturbate.

So, I would first answer, I can't recall!

To answer the intended question, I was 12, male.

I was just about to say this but I saw you're post right before I was about to post.
And yes, everybody starts masturbating at an early age, they just don't ejaculate until years later.

Me, 13.

[ZiggyPastorius]

Well, I don't know about when, but the first time has a funny story behind it...

It may have a little to do with the title of this show (http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/HowIMetYourMother_S2.jpg)...

Don't look if you have a bad sense of humour, by the way...or a good sense of humour, I don't know which is more appropriate :p

And yes, everybody starts masturbating at an early age, they just don't ejaculate until years later.

ORLY?? :D (http://industrialplatypus.com/songs/kidding.jpg)

[jessica.]

All I will say is that it is normal and women should start doing it more often. :p

Wait women don't? ****.
<puts another note in the box-o-flaws> :o

[MrSmith]

That's you, Mord?

[jpmittins]

I'm a guy.

Nah, you're not getting too personal. I just never felt a need or want to masturbate, I find other (better in my personal opinion) things to do with my time. To each his own though. On a slightly less related note, everyone says that when this gets brought up. I don't feel pressured to go home, I'll just wait till I get The Real Thing™

Well, sex is a real thing, but so is using your hand, so yeah...

Tell me, jpmittins. Did you join after getting an iPhone?

Actually, I joined because I was sick of not being able to answer some of the threads I was reading about and I had questions about my future iMac purchase. I don't own an iPhone and unless I really need a smart phone, I will not be buying one (my year old $70 POS phone still works surprisingly well).

OK, is there any one else who lives in Philadelphia? How many Mittins in the phone book? Shouldn't be too difficult to phone and find out if they have a student son, initials JP. Or maybe the electoral register? Then post all the details here and we'll see how anonymous you are... :D

I'm going to assume that was a joke. Hopefully. Or else you're just really stupid.

Mmm...I think I'm beginning to understand...

So, just because my mom was drunk at one point (not even sure, I said I think) you think that's the reason for this thread? Please, I think she said she learned it at camp (this was lie 35-40 years ago, so camp was a little different than it is today). Don't make generalizations like that, I don't want someone who doesn't even know my mom insulting her and her parenting style.[/RANT]

Then again, if your entire post was a joke, pardon me. However, I still don't understand what the iPhone has to do with any of this.

[quagmire]

Wait women don't? ****.
<puts another note in the box-o-flaws> :o

I wasn't saying women don't, but many don't because of image issues. They view the area as "dirty". The percentage of men masturbating is significantly higher then the percentage of women that masturbate. Or at least that admit to it.

[polishmacuser]

ja pierdole nie moge :P thats all i have to say :D

[ZiggyPastorius]

ja pierdole nie moge :P thats all i have to say :D

And that means? :confused:

[MrSmith]

And that means? :confused:
"Every hour, frantically"

[ZiggyPastorius]

"Every hour, frantically"

Ahaha, thank you for clearing that one up :D

[Surely]

I'm surprised that I'm 3 pages deep into this thread and there isn't a: "it's hard to type this post with one hand" post yet. For shame....... :D

I also knew, for some reason, that the "..." in the thread title would lead to the word 'masturbating'. I don't know why that is....

And for the question...... I'm not touching it with my a ten foot pole. :D

[Dmac77]

Now I'm curious, was anyone ever punished by their parents for masturbating? My Mom grounded me for a week once (the embarrassment was enough to kill me), but my Dad got her to reverse her decision.

Don

[Ntombi]

Based on the ages given you all must be referring to masturbation which led to a certain level of arousal and/or orgasm/ejaculation, because very young toddlers masturbate.

So, I would first answer, I can't recall!

To answer the intended question, I was 12, male.
Exactly what I was going to say.
I wasn't saying women don't, but many don't because of image issues. They view the area as "dirty". The percentage of men masturbating is significantly higher then the percentage of women that masturbate. Or at least that admit to it.Yeah, that's pretty much BS, as far as I'm concerned. Some women may not talk about it, but most women do it, just like most men do.


As for me, all I'll say is I was young. This is a public Googlable forum, and while I don't find the subject at all embarrassing or offensive, it's generally private.

Oh, and obviously, I'm female. :)

[MrSmith]

Now I'm curious, was anyone ever punished by their parents for masturbating? My Mom grounded me for a week once (the embarrassment was enough to kill me), but my Dad got her to reverse her decision.

Don
Now there's a good question: who's been caught by their parents? I couldn't imagine anything more embarrassing.

[Dmac77]

Now there's a good question: who's been caught by their parents? I couldn't imagine anything more embarrassing.

You have no idea.. I don't think my mom will ever look at me the same way. My Dad on the other hand has that "my boy's a man now" thing going on which is bugging me.

Don

[Mord]

That's you, Mord?

Yes. It was taken last night which was my last chance to be kinky as a teen :P

[yoyo5280]

which one of you made god kill my kitten?


*hope a joke similar to this hasnt been posted. if so sorry*

[kaitlinsm]

Yes. It was taken last night which was my last chance to be kinky as a teen :P

Yeah, lucky you - I'm a 26 yo girl and i have never fapped...

Until i saw that picture.


[fapfapfapfapfapfap]

[quagmire]

Yeah, that's pretty much BS, as far as I'm concerned. Some women may not talk about it, but most women do it, just like most men do.

That is why I put the sentence right after it.

Or at least that admit to it.

Because I know the percentage is skewed due to women not generally admitting to it. Whether most women do like men do is another thing. We can argue all we want, but until women can feel more comfortable about it we will never know the true percentage of women that masturbate.

Yeah, lucky you - I'm a 26 yo girl and i have never fapped...

Until i saw that picture.

o_O

How can a girl fap? Unless they have the part of the opposite gender they generally rub. :p

[Shotglass]

I'm a guy, 17 years old, and I don't masturbate.

I'm determined there is something wrong with me. :p

[bartelby]

Yes. It was taken last night which was my last chance to be kinky as a teen :P

I hope you had a suitably debauched time.

[shecky]

Tuesday. 11:17PM.

[kaitlinsm]

How can a girl fap? Unless they have the part of the opposite gender they generally rub. :p

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet

[leekohler]

Haha, losers.

You want to get yourselves one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend

:D

Oh please. Even when I've had a BF, I've still jerked it.

Male- started at 11.

[oxfordchemicali]

male
30yrs
Never done !
truth or lie ??

[jpmittins]

male
30yrs
Never done !
truth or lie ??

I call bull$h!t. I think you're lying (as long as you're asking for guesses).

[tresbien]

I wasn't saying women don't, but many don't because of image issues. They view the area as "dirty". The percentage of men masturbating is significantly higher then the percentage of women that masturbate. Or at least that admit to it.

excuse me? I think you are very sadly mistaken. you are not a women, so you have no right saying things you don't understand. I know of plenty of females who masturbate, and I have never met a women who considered her "area" dirty. you're whole response was just ridiculous!

[quagmire]

excuse me? I think you are very sadly mistaken. you are not a women, so you have no right saying things you don't understand. I know of plenty of females who masturbate, and I have never met a women who considered her "area" dirty. you're whole response was just ridiculous!

So since you haven't met a woman that thinks that the area is "dirty" means no woman does? How is my whole response ridiculous? It is true that the percentage of males that admit to masturbating is higher( by a fair margin too if I remember correctly) then women that admit to masturbating.

[tresbien]

So since you haven't met a woman that thinks that the area is "dirty" means no woman does? How is my whole response ridiculous? It is true that the percentage of males that admit to masturbating is higher( by a fair margin too if I remember correctly) then women that admit to masturbating.

I'm not saying that some women don't think this...but honestly, this is the 21st century, and there is no reason to think so! We are gone from the days of douching (http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/lysol_douche.jpg) and feminine sprays, because women thought that they were dirty. If anyone women does think of herself as dirty, I pity her..because it means that she has been told wrong! Of course men do masturbate more, but its not to say that a lot of women don't aswell.

[®îçhå®?]

So since you haven't met a woman that thinks that the area is "dirty" means no woman does?
You said 'they' which is plural and, in the way that the sentence was structured, implies every woman. I know women who masturbate and no one i know thinks their area is 'dirty' so that is unfounded.
Just because the topic of masturbation does not come up often among women does not mean that none of them do

[quagmire]

I'm not saying that some women don't think this...but honestly, this is the 21st century, and there is no reason to think so! We are gone from the days of douching and feminine sprays, because women thought that they were dirty. If anyone women does think of herself as dirty, I pity her..because it means that she has been told wrong! Of course men do masturbate more, but its not to say that a lot of women don't aswell.

I agree. Masturbation is completely normal. I wasn't saying women don't masturbate, but that men masturbate more then women***.

*** I repeat myself. Only going off a survey I read that asked men and women if they masturbated. I believe the percentages were like 78% of men admitted to masturbating and 20% of women admitted to it. I am confident the women percentage is skewed and a lot more then 20% masturbate. But, something is holding them back from admitting to it.

You said 'they' which is plural and, in the way that the sentence was structured, implies every woman. I know women who masturbate and no one i know thinks their area is 'dirty' so that is unfounded.
Just because the topic of masturbation does not come up often among women does not mean that none of them do

I was pertaining to the women I mentioned in the previous sentence. The ones that are held up due to image reasons.

but many don't because of image issues.

[tresbien]

You said 'they' which is plural and, in the way that the sentence was structured, implies every woman. I know women who masturbate and no one i know thinks their area is 'dirty' so that is unfounded.
Just because the topic of masturbation does not come up often among women does not mean that none of them do

thannkk you.


I just want to add that its possible some women feel this way about them selfs because there are still people around that cause them to feel so. If everyone else stopped referring to vaginas as gross or dirty or whatever, maybe women wouldn't be so self-conscious! (this thread has totally brought out my feminist side..but I've got to say it: I've got a vagina, and I'm proud!)

[119576]

I meant that nobody really knows who anyone is on these forums.

not even the people who attend the london meetup every year? :)

I didn't have any toys!!! :mad:

well...i suppose it's okay if you didn't have any toys ;)

I'm 15 and single and always have been.

you've always been 15? :p

[dukebound85]

jpmittins and his posts lol

you are on your way to earning yourself as one of macrumors more colorful members haha

[®îçhå®?]

thannkk you.
You're welcome :)

(this thread has totally brought out my feminist side..but I've got to say it: I've got a vagina, and I'm proud!)

Well if some people would not make sweeping generalizations then it wouldn't stir a thought but good on you!

[leekohler]

Well, many women I know won't admit it- to my face at least. Also, Many like to deny that they like watching two guys go at it as much as guys like to watch two women go at it. I've since gotten a few to tell that, yes indeed, they do like watching two guys together- a LOT. We just got some freelancers in the office for the holiday rush, and one guy is kind of cute. So several of the girls say to me- "Hey, let's get him to go out with us. We wanna watch you guys make out." Wow- OK. :)

[calculus]

not even the people who attend the london meetup every year? :)



How would you know? ;):D

[Ntombi]

Women may not talk about it to you, or "admit" (I hate that word in this context, because it implies that it's negative) it in some old surveys, but I can't count the number of conversations I've had with women friends, the number of sex toy parties I've gone to, the general openness to talking about sexuality and masturbation that I've participated in as a woman in my thirties.

I don't know one woman of any age who refers to "that area" as dirty or forbidden, even the ones who chose to stay virgins until well into their twenties or until marriage. Even a 70+ year old religious relative has "admitted" it to me in conversation.

Anyway, I've seen all sorts of stats, and I haven't seen the disparity you're describing in a few decades.

[Dagless]

excuse me? I think you are very sadly mistaken. you are not a women, so you have no right saying things you don't understand. I know of plenty of females who masturbate, and I have never met a women who considered her "area" dirty. you're whole response was just ridiculous!

I've met a few women at college who either refuse to talk about that kind of thing or think it's "dirty" (completely wrong word, btw). Heck one girl I knew on MSN many years ago used to cringe at the thought of her boyfriend going down on her because "that whole area, eww!". Of course this is only a handful of my friends and an obsolete fraction of the whole world. </disclaimer>

Everyone at uni was different. Ooooh boy yes.

[ZiggyPastorius]

I've met a few women at college who either refuse to talk about that kind of thing or think it's "dirty" (completely wrong word, btw). Heck one girl I knew on MSN many years ago used to cringe at the thought of her boyfriend going down on her because "that whole area, eww!". Of course this is only a handful of my friends and an obsolete fraction of the whole world. </disclaimer>

Everyone at uni was different. Ooooh boy yes.

What's worse (for me, atleast), is that more women think the other side is "dirty." In many ways, yes, but the whole sexual act isn't :( Makes me mad so many people are disgusted by it...

Not going to elabourate further, though.

And mittins, don't go starting a "when did you lose your other 'virginity'" thread now :p

[localoid]

What's worse (for me, atleast), is that more women think the other side is "dirty." In many ways, yes, but the whole sexual act isn't :( Makes me mad so many people are disgusted by it...
...

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." (Woody Allen)

:D

[ZiggyPastorius]

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." (Woody Allen)

:D

Haha, classic! :D

[jpmittins]

not even the people who attend the london meetup every year? :)



well...i suppose it's okay if you didn't have any toys ;)



you've always been 15? :p

Is there actually a London convention? I really have trouble believeing that. Or is this one of those strange things called a joke?

jpmittins and his posts lol

you are on your way to earning yourself as one of macrumors more colorful members haha

Am I on that thread yet? That would crack me up.

What's worse (for me, atleast), is that more women think the other side is "dirty." In many ways, yes, but the whole sexual act isn't :( Makes me mad so many people are disgusted by it...

Not going to elabourate further, though.

And mittins, don't go starting a "when did you lose your other 'virginity'" thread now :p

I won't if you really don't want me to. However, I've never been one much for anal, so that probably won't happen.

Just a general question: Do I actually have a rep now? As starting some of the most ridiculous threads?

[leekohler]

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." (Woody Allen)

:D

Eww- well, he would know after having it with his adopted daughter.

[iJohnHenry]

Hey, he is a loving father, and she is not of his loins.

What's the harm?? :p

[Rhosfelt]

You have no idea.. I don't think my mom will ever look at me the same way. My Dad on the other hand has that "my boy's a man now" thing going on which is bugging me.

Don

Anyone every hear of Steven Lynch - Talk To Me (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/stephen-lynch-talk-to-me-lyrics.html)?

Funniest song ever! When it comes on shuffle and you are *ehmm* "cuddling"

[leekohler]

Hey, he is a loving father, and she is not of his loins.

What's the harm?? :p

Maybe there isn't. But it's creepy. Even I have my limits. I guess that's it. It's not illegal or anything, but it does give me the creeps.

[Ntombi]

Maybe there isn't. But it's creepy. Even I have my limits. I guess that's it. It's not illegal or anything, but it does give me the creeps.
Ditto.

Sorry, but I don't care about blood. If you've been her father since she was a toddler, you're her father, and it's creepy.

[MrSmith]

Sorry, but I don't care about blood. If you've been her father since she was a toddler, you're her father, and it's creepy.
How about if the toddler in question was Jenna Fischer or Jessica Alba...? ;)

[Ntombi]

How about if the toddler in question was Jenna Fischer or Jessica Alba...? ;)
Considering I'm a straight woman, you'd be better off asking me what if my father were Sean Connery or Mike Rowe. :p




But it's still icky.













So it's a good thing for my fantasies that I'm not related to them.

[ZiggyPastorius]

Eww- well, he would know after having it with his adopted daughter.

Please tell me you mean eww about Woody Allen and his daughter and not the other thing! :(!

I won't if you really don't want me to. However, I've never been one much for anal, so that probably won't happen.

Just a general question: Do I actually have a rep now? As starting some of the most ridiculous threads?

Shhh, don't use the "A" word :p

Ah, well, sucks for you. It's not only viable, it also has its situational advantages. I think one of the first posts I ever read here on macrumors was some thread that got derailed and someone used the quote "If the river is running red, take the dirt track instead." Classic.

And perhaps in the community threads. Definitely not the most ridiculous, but these are pretty ridiculous :p

[localoid]

Geesh... it's just a quip. Not a verse from the Book of Allen. ;)

I hate bigots, but personally, I can listen to Wagner even though it's "nazi music", and can enjoy Chopin despite the fact that he was a rabid antisemite. I also like Beethoven, but realize he'd probably have spit on me from his upstairs window if I had been his neighbor. :D

[Tosser]

wow you waited till college? and didnt do it all through high school? you my friend are tough as nails!

Nah, he's just pretty low on testosterone or doesn't really have a libido. Or he's hardcore religious, perhaps?

Edit: Oops, forgot: I think I was nine or so. Male.

[skyrider007]

Started at 12 year old or something. Since then I've been wanking at least once a day. Love xtube :p

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Mr. Mittins I have to say you know how to make a thread that gets a lot of replies. I need to take some notes because no one ever replies to my threads as they are a bit more mundane.

I guess I need to make multiple topics per thread. Like: "Where is the strangest place you've had sex?/ How do I adjust the domain and range of my function when using the grapher application?"

Anyway to answer the original topic: 11 (sixth grade right?) and incase you don't know already I'm male.

[kaitlinsm]

I have never met a woman who considered her ... response ... ridiculous!

Yeah, i can agree with that. Take Mord for example - she would never be able to concede that she's wrong.

[Dagless]

Nah, he's just pretty low on testosterone or doesn't really have a libido. Or he's hardcore religious, perhaps?
Nope to all them, just self control and meeting a girl at the right time :p

Is there actually a London convention? I really have trouble believeing that. Or is this one of those strange things called a joke?
It's not hard to believe that there's a huge Mac community in the UK and some of them meet up from time to time? There's a world outside the US you know ;)

Mr. Mittins I have to say you know how to make a thread that gets a lot of replies.
Sex sells.

[northy124]

Is there actually a London convention? I really have trouble believeing that. Or is this one of those strange things called a joke?
:mad::mad:WTH Why is it hard to believe that we have a convention? You need to go outside the US more:mad::mad:

[MrSmith]

And now there'll be no need to shy away from discussing masturbation at the next one.

[Melrose]

Started at 12 year old or something. Since then I've been wanking at least once a day. Love xtube :p

Here is where I object (I know you think I'm a broken record). I had to google this one, but I don't think there be any mention of porn sites in here.

I'm done.

[leekohler]

Here is where I object (I know you think I'm a broken record). I had to google this one, but I don't think there be any mention of porn sites in here.

I'm done.

What is the problem? I don't think that because someone mentioned something, that it's time for you to leave. Just report it if you feel it's not appropriate.

[jpmittins]

Nope to all them, just self control and meeting a girl at the right time :p


It's not hard to believe that there's a huge Mac community in the UK and some of them meet up from time to time? There's a world outside the US you know ;)


Sex sells.

:mad::mad:WTH Why is it hard to believe that we have a convention? You need to go outside the US more:mad::mad:

When did I say it was weird that there was a London convention? I just said London to determine where it was. I really didn't know that there is a convention for all the people on a Mac site to meet up. I know there's a world outside of the U.S. I just didn't believe that a bunch of Mac people from an online forum had a convention, is all. It had nothing to do with the location.

Mr. Mittins I have to say you know how to make a thread that gets a lot of replies. I need to take some notes because no one ever replies to my threads as they are a bit more mundane.

I guess I need to make multiple topics per thread. Like: "Where is the strangest place you've had sex?/ How do I adjust the domain and range of my function when using the grapher application?"

Anyway to answer the original topic: 11 (sixth grade right?) and incase you don't know already I'm male.

Unfortunately, Prof. told me that my virginity thread got shut down because of the last few posts from Skyrider007 (which I can't find, just PM'd him about it). So unfortunately, that popular thread is no longer alive. Damn!

[ZiggyPastorius]

Unfortunately, Prof. told me that my virginity thread got shut down because of the last few posts from Skyrider007 (which I can't find, just PM'd him about it). So unfortunately, that popular thread is no longer alive. Damn!

Wasn't that only one post? Why didn't they just give him an infraction or something? o_o

Ah, well. The thread was going down fast, anyways :p If you catch my drift.

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Unfortunately, Prof. told me that my virginity thread got shut down because of the last few posts from Skyrider007 (which I can't find, just PM'd him about it). So unfortunately, that popular thread is no longer alive. Damn!

it probably had to do with the porn site he gave the domain of and Melrose's outrage and reporting of it. Which was the right thing to do, although he did quote it.... so he like double advertised the porn site.

[Ivan P]

11. Seriously. I found a book about 'the facts of life' (guess my parents didn't try hard enough to hide it), learnt basically everything there is to know about all that stuff and wanted to know if it was possible to simulate sex on my own...

I know, sounds really lame now :p

[PowerFullMac]

Man, the threads here get weirder and weirder...

13... Or was it 12? Cant really remember exactly.

[yoyo5280]

When did I say it was weird that there was a London convention? I just said London to determine where it was. I really didn't know that there is a convention for all the people on a Mac site to meet up. I know there's a world outside of the U.S. I just didn't believe that a bunch of Mac people from an online forum had a convention, is all. It had nothing to do with the location.


its real. And meetups at like every big product release. either I asked for it or somebody said it was going to happen ( i have some memory) but there is even a hanami in japan.

[northy124]

When did I say it was weird that there was a London convention? I just said London to determine where it was. I really didn't know that there is a convention for all the people on a Mac site to meet up. I know there's a world outside of the U.S. I just didn't believe that a bunch of Mac people from an online forum had a convention, is all. It had nothing to do with the location.

It is real get over it:D.

[Gray-Wolf]

At least, its been put somewhere safe. :rolleyes:

[Thomas Veil]

When did you start...1970.

[skunk]

Hey, he is a loving father, and she is not of his loins.

What's the harm?? :pThe harm is in the abuse of a parental relationship, whether she is a biological or adopted daughter makes not the slightest difference.

[Much Ado]

When did you start?

Since I discovered Macrumors.

You know who you are...

[jpmittins]

Since I discovered Macrumors.

You know who you are...

Okay....

[Much Ado]

Okay....

Joke.

Besides, it's not you anyway.

[northy124]

The harm is in the abuse of a parental relationship, whether she is a biological or adopted daughter makes not the slightest difference.

Is this Woody Allen (As he was referred to further back in the thread so I assume..)? Anyway she was 22, Never adopted by him so I see no harm:D.

[jpmittins]

Joke.

Besides, it's not you anyway.

I had hoped so. Half of me thought if was a joke anyway.

[janey]

...the number of sex toy parties I've gone to...
On a sidenote, I hate sex toy parties. Almost never are there toys involved that I would be willing to buy both because the quality and selection is mediocre to awful. My friends have bad taste in sex toys.

I don't know one woman of any age who refers to "that area" as dirty or forbidden, even the ones who chose to stay virgins until well into their twenties or until marriage.
Agreed. I think it's very beautiful :D

[Much Ado]

Perhaps we should merge this thread with this one (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6138985#post6138985).

[skunk]

Perhaps we should merge this thread with this one (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6138985#post6138985).Very appropriate. They seem to be talking about "wifey hotspots" or something.

[jpmittins]

Perhaps we should merge this thread with this one (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6138985#post6138985).

Given the subject matter of this thread, the title of that thread sounds so ridiculous.

On a side note, why did this thread get moved to the political forum? And when did that happen?

EDIT: Never mind. I just saw the mod note on the first post. Still kind of annoyed at that, though. That explains why my post count suddenly lowered itself.

[localoid]

"Social issues".

I guess this proves the brain is the largest and most important sex organ.

[MicBook]

11 years old

[Queso]

13, although I didn't orgasm the first few times because I kept thinking I was about to wet myself :D :D

[leekohler]

13, although I didn't orgasm the first few times because I kept thinking I was about to wet myself :D :D

That's because you were about to wet yourself. ;)