How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed w/a Velociraptor?

[joepunk]

It’s important to know this (http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/):

[Melrose]

Okay, I'm over tired I'll play along. Beatcha by 10 seconds. Take that!

[ravenvii]

Guess I die first.

[noaccess]

Not bad.

Edit: fixed.

[anjinhamarota]

:( I'm pathetic.

[ucfgrad93]

Here is mine.

Ok, I must just be stupid tonight as I can't get the image to save. I survived for 1 minute 28 seconds.

[Abstract]

1 minute, 38 seconds.

[G5Unit]

1 minute 22 seconds

meh.

[twoodcc]

1 minute 22 seconds

meh.

i tied you

[iParis]

Here is mine.

Ok, I must just be stupid tonight as I can't get the image to save. I survived for 1 minute 28 seconds.

I'm with you all the way, I have no idea to get that image.

Anyways... I got 1 minute and 3 seconds.

[Leareth]

1 minute and 38 seconds.

this has to be one of the more interesting threads posted in a while

[mcarnes]

It says I killed the raptor with a strangle hold. :confused:

[spencers]

1 minute 28 seconds

[donga]

dang it

[Prof.]

Eh. My martial arts skillz saved me ^-^

[TuffLuffJimmy]

http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg

*high fives the many others with the same score*

EDIT: oops I messed up the link. Whatevz I got 1 minute 16 seconds.

[iAlan]

1 minute 25 seconds

I guess I need to make a will!
And re-think my vacation plan to Jurrasic Park!

EDIT/

On second thought, I would hope Mr. Raptor would be too tired to go for me after eating all the other posters and I could gnaw my foot off and escape, well, not escape exactly, maybe hop to freedom just outside Mr. Raptor's chain length

EDIT x2/

I just answered again with the worst possible responses and got a grand total of 6 seconds. Just enough time to wet myself I would think.

[EricNau]

57 seconds.

...Although I'm not exactly concerned.

[iBookG4user]

1 minute 28 seconds

That's pretty good, I guess :)

[Kamera RAWr]

Ehh... not so bad, I suppose... 1:19

[doubleohseven]

57 seconds; not too bad. Realistically, it depends mainly on how ferocious (or hungry) the Velociraptor is.

[davidjearly]

Not too bad!

[Chappers]

I wanted to kill it but ....

[Iscariot]

Huh, I guess I win?

[toolbox]

Heres mine

[skyrider007]

57 secs, lol.

[raggedjimmi]

51 seconds, hurrah!

[cleanup]

I call fib on all those who "scored" 1 minute, 30+ seconds. The only way I could get that score is if I answered every single question positively, even, "Yes I have wrestled a large animal before"! :p

[MowingDevil]

1 minute 9 seconds. I would have lasted waaay longer but I have no experience wrestling w/ bears or rabid dogs.

[Osarkon]

1 minute 13 seconds.

I'd like to think in that time I'd have run around the bed and seeing as the dinosaur would have followed, he'd choke himself on his chain.

Problem sorted.

[Schtumple]

57 seconds, mmmmmmm.

[tobefirst]

I suck. (:
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[Queso]

I'd stand still and hope they were wrong about its vision :)

[skunk]

1'32". Hoping a velociraptor's attention span is only 1'30".

[iBlue]

The questions cracked me up. "punch him in his raptor balls!" :D

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[rdowns]

1 minutes, 25 seconds.

[Lord Blackadder]

1 minute 16 sec.

I did go for the "punch him in his raptor balls" answer though, and I'm not positive that velociraptors had external "balls", so that might downgrade my time a bit. :rolleyes:

[Heath]

1 minute, 35 seconds.
However I think I'd just end up killing the velociraptor, I mean comon, they are only 3-4 feet tall! *Stomp* and be done with it. ;)

[Pixellated]

HeHe.... 1:09

[Rhosfelt]

1min 22seconds lol seems to be a pretty popular time.

[arkitect]

If I were chained to a bed with a Velociraptor chewing at my guts the last thing I'd want to do is prolong the agony…

I mean surely there is no chance of winning, so why suffer needlessly?
Get it over asap I say.
:D

57 seconds for the record.

[dilbert4life]

Here:

[Prof.]

I'd stand still and hope they were wrong about its vision :)
That only works with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Velociraptors have very keen vision. That's one of the only reasons why they were excellent predators - that and their razor sharp talons and teeth. You'd have a better chance at surviving if you jumped into a tree and climbed to the top.

I know, I'm a nerd.:rolleyes:

[bigjnyc]

60 seconds for me.

[Jaffa Cake]

1 minute 22 seconds.

However, looking at the picture our scythe-toed friend's chain is wrapped around one leg and the ladder, whereas mine is just wrapped around a leg. I reckon I could lift that corner of the bed, my chain would slide off and I can effect a daring escape. :)

[combatcolin]

Raptors were the size of a Turkey.

F**king nasty claws though.

[7on]

Aye, only survived fer 60 seconds. If only I had me cutlass.

yarrrrr :(

[dukebound85]

the raptor would only survive 60sec against me

[Abstract]

Huh, I guess I win?

U iz ma hero.

[rpaloalto]

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[mickbab]

arent i great!

[Gray-Wolf]

Here's mine -

[jsw]

I can't seem to get times out of this range:

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Is it possible to get less than 6 seconds or more than two minutes (bit of a coding error there...)?

Also, are we allowed to use guns and/or comatose fat people?

[tresbien]

only 32 seconds..

I wouldn't last long.

[iSaint]

1:06

I was gone when I lost the arm.

[joepunk]

That only works with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Velociraptors have very keen vision. That's one of the only reasons why they were excellent predators - that and their razor sharp talons and teeth. You'd have a better chance at surviving if you jumped into a tree and climbed to the top.

I know, I'm a nerd.:rolleyes:

Also their abnormal hight in a certain movie would give them an edge. :p

Take the top bunk. Gives you some extra seconds compared to say standing

[tresbien]

1:06

I was gone when I lost the arm.


as was I.

[neoserver]

47 secs. For the record, If my arm was gone, I'd scream and cry like a sissy :D

[Sun Baked]

47 secs. For the record, If my arm was gone, I'd scream and cry like a sissy :D

i think most people here would scream like a sissy and run to the end of their chain if a big drooling monster bit their arm off, if they didn't faint.

[Electro Funk]

1 minute 19 seconds

[MicBook]

1 min 32 seconds

[Doctor Q]

Oddly, the site predicted that I would last less than a minute, but both times when this really happened to me I survived for a few seconds more than a minute!

[Dave H]

1 minute and 13 seconds.

[DigiCatRedux]

This is about right for me....
http://img157.imagevenue.com/loc713/th_50722_VelocityDie_122_713lo.jpg (http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50722_VelocityDie_122_713lo.jpg)

[Mr. lax]

Here is mine.

Ok, I must just be stupid tonight as I can't get the image to save. I survived for 1 minute 28 seconds.

Me too

[ezzie]

i'd get NOMmed pretty quickly, i suppose.

[bassproguy07]

1 min 28 seconds for me

[iShater]

1min 13 secs.

Too long!

[Bfat567]

one minute 22 seconds

[gibbz]

well darn I messed up the images.... 1 min. 16 sec.

[stoich]

Eternity!

[sushi]

It’s important to know this (http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/):
I minute 57 seconds of terror. Then on to peaceful sleep in heaven.

Hmmm...

Maybe curl up and die is a better option. :)

[Teh Don Ditty]

Kinda surprised

[PlaceofDis]

1 minute 25 seconds. but i'd hope, or at least think i'd last a bit longer personally.

[MacNut]

1 min 16 secs

[puckhead193]

38 seconds.... according to there calculations but in mine about a few maybe 10 seconds or so :p

[sushi]

38 seconds.... according to there calculations but in mine about a few maybe 10 seconds or so :p
Shorter might be better as it will be less painful. :p

[PlaceofDis]

this thread also reminds me of xkcd.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/substitute.png

[sushi]

this thread also reminds me of xkcd.
<pic snip>
That is hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle.

[63dot]

1:13

[Sdashiki]

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