Are you a thread killer?

[macDonalds]

I found this question on another forum and thought the outcome was somewhat interesting (still active). Basically you answer the question in the subject. And if so, why do you think that is? The last one who answers is indeed the killer. Chances are, they're the only one that will know for sure.

Of course, I could be the thread killer :)

[mahashel]

My stats regarding thread-killing are fairly impressive.
I'll go ahead and throw my hat in the thread-killing ring. :rolleyes:

[gonyr]

I sometimes think I am, so why should his thread be any different. I post what seems like constructive advice or a funny comment. All of a sudden, what had been an active thread gradually slips down the page and disappears, never to be noticed or revived again.

[CalBoy]

Any demi will tell you that my thread killing powers are so horrific, that I can kill a thread merely by naming it. ;) :p

[rdowns]

Posting to make CalBoy a liar. :D

[macDonalds]

Posting to make CalBoy a liar. :D

Posting because I love your avatar.

[notjustjay]

Hitler!

[voxnj]

What's the best way to kill a thread?

[cantthinkofone]

i seem to have a good record of killing threads. Go look at my posts. they are all located at the end of threads.

[voxnj]

The last post here will become the acknowledged Primo Thread Killer!

[wordmunger]

Does writing the last post make you a "thread killer" or just "late to the party"?

[voxnj]

Does writing the last post make you a "thread killer" or just "late to the party"?

Depends on when you post, I guess.

[shfreelance]

I like being bottom!!!

(Not what it sounds like)

[voxnj]

I like being bottom!!!

(Not what it sounds like)

Well then, WHAT did you mean?

[iShater]

In PRSI that rarely exists. On the techie forums, we have a few of them.

[Cynicalone]

We could use a good thread killer in the iPhone Forum. :)

[119576]

We could use a good thread killer in the iPhone Forum. :)

We could use a mass deletion tool in the iPhone Forum ;)

[shfreelance]

We could use a mass deletion tool in the iPhone Forum ;)

We can hide them in the closet!

[Cynicalone]

We could use a mass deletion tool in the iPhone Forum ;)

Or some sort of filtering that sends threads automatically to the wasteland. :)

[119576]

Or some sort of filtering that sends threads automatically to the wasteland. :)

YES.

OR.

Instead of the "New thread" button, we could have "Delete your account"?
:rolleyes:

[bigandy]

I love blitzing a thread with logic to kill it.

:)



YES.

OR.

Instead of the "New thread" button, we could have "Delete your account"?
:rolleyes:

Still masked as "New Thread" of course. ;)

[iShater]

Or some sort of filtering that sends threads automatically to the wasteland. :)

I vote for that one as well.

[toaster_oven]

I've found that the most effective way to kill a thread is to jump in with an off-topic depressing personal story.

[TomsMacBook]

We can hide them in the closet!

Along with Tom Hanks!

[r.j.s]

Whenever I attempt to kill a tech thread, there always ends up being semi-related followup questions. It's ridiculous.

[skunk]

You may call me Atropos.

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[mikeyredk]

my record is 52/454 threads where I was the last to post

[shfreelance]

I'm naked!!!

[Rhosfelt]

Thread killer - me

Seriously my stats are impressive as well.

[®îçhå®?]

I'm posting just because of that comment!
Now what is the betting a mod comes in, posts 'I win' and then wastelands this making them the chief threadkiller?

[Rhosfelt]

I'm posting just because of that comment!
Now what is the betting a mod comes in, posts 'I win' and then wastelands this making them the chief threadkiller?

Does a mod really want to be known as the Chieftain Thread Killer

[Eidorian]

I don't even start new threads because they're already dead.

[r.j.s]

I have a record of 132/767 ... 17.2%, not bad.

[shfreelance]

Damn, I can't even scare people out with my naked body... I guess they did not believe me, should I upload pics?

[r.j.s]

Damn, I can't even scare people out with my naked body... I guess they did not believe me, should I upload pics?

No need for pics.

[macDonalds]

We want pics!

[JNB]

What's the best way to kill a thread?

Just let me get ahold of it.

3... 2... 1...

Goodnight.

[Gray-Wolf]

If providing an answer sought in a thread, then that is killing it, well sort of. :D

[Buttercookie]

I'm a thread killer and I predict my post to be the last post in this thread.:D

[Tilpots]

I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those threads that never dies, it goes away for awhile and someone drags it back up, like Bacon (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=61613&highlight=bacon).:D

That thread never dies, it just takes someone to mention it to put it right back in the spotlight.:rolleyes::)

[voxnj]

It will die.......when everyone else gives up

[Legolamb]

I hate being the thread killer, but I seem to be the last one to turn off the lights. It's a very creepy feeling. (Please someone post after this, please.......)

[Gray-Wolf]

Blinks the light switch, and turned on the Mirror ball and strobes, Disco time!! :D

[voxnj]

I hate being the thread killer, but I seem to be the last one to turn off the lights. It's a very creepy feeling. (Please someone post after this, please.......)

I like my leg of lamb with rosemary and mint jelly.

[voxnj]

Blinks the light switch, and turned on the Mirror ball and strobes, Disco time!! :D

Disco ducks (or something like that)

[tyranna]

oh wow, i think the last time i responded to a "thread killer" type thread it was promptly dispatched to the great wasteland.

:D

[r.j.s]

So how long is this one going to stay alive?

[shfreelance]

As long as long as there are freaks on the interwebs!

[devilot]

So how long is this one going to stay alive? Good question... ;)