The George Bush Presidential Library

[Cave Man]

OK, let's start off the titles that will be included in his library. Here's a few:

Grimms' Tales
Hop On Pop
Help Mickey Find His Ball

I know, I know. That first one is probably too challenging for him to read, but he needs to set a goal for himself.

What others?

[Blue Velvet]

• The Pet Goat
• How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
• Rough Guide to Iraq

[leekohler]

All the Curious George books. Maybe he'll learn something. :)

[bartelby]

How about some colouring books and some crayons?

[EricNau]

The entire collection of Dr. Seuss books for sure. :)

[Anuba]

No books. Just rows and rows of empty shelves. An enormous, expensive library building with thousands of shelves and absolutely no books is how I picture a Bush library.

[cheeseadiddle]

The Oval Office for Dummies.

[és:]

Pictures of said library...

http://www.classicallyhip.com/pictures/newlibrary.JPG

[Anuba]

Pictures of said library...

http://www.classicallyhip.com/pictures/newlibrary.JPG

And in case someone wonders where the books went...

http://www.theocracywatch.org/book_burning_penn.jpg

[Queso]

An unopened Atlas of the World.

[synth3tik]

I could only see "where's Waldo" and maybe "Faith of My Fathers" that has yet to be read. Oh and maybe the commission's report on 9/11 that also has gone unread.

[rdowns]

Not sure if these have a place in the library but they were sure funny.

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/kids_books_that_never_made_it_big.jpg

[Watabou]

Not sure if these have a place in the library but they were sure funny.

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/kids_books_that_never_made_it_big.jpg

HAHAHAHA.

Thank you for making my day. I just had a very tough school day with 3 midterms and I needed a laugh! :D

[patrick0brien]

Finger paintings?

Oo! A Spelling book!

[iShater]

I could only see "where's Waldo" and maybe "Faith of My Fathers" that has yet to be read. Oh and maybe the commission's report on 9/11 that also has gone unread.

"Where's Osama" ala Waldo :p

A book edition of "Where in the World is Carmin Sandiego" but also with Osama ;)
(Except it would all be still in shrink-wrap)

[jplan2008]

The Pet Goat

[iJohnHenry]

The Pet Goat

The Pet Goat

Yes friends, we have a winner. No need for any more trees to be sacrificed.

"My Pet Goat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Pet_Goat)" is the obvious choice. (I prefer the "My" vs "The", much more personable.)

"A real page-turner! When you pick this one up, you'll wish you never had to put it down!" George W. Bush

[iParis]

The Junie B. Jones Books.

And...

The entire Left Behinds Series, both kids and adults versions... although, never opened.

[Counterfit]

A bunch of choose your own adventure books.

[Sun Baked]

I would have thought the George Bush Memorial Sewage plant has to be approved first.

At least this way, there is a fitting place to house the library.

[mysterytramp]

You sure it's going to be a library? Not a comic book shop? Or maybe one of those gift shops in a Bob Evans restaurant with the books that have the headlines from different years and the plaques with the "Hang in there."

mt

[Schtumple]

A bunch of choose your own adventure books.

But they've all been given censored patriotic happy endings, "you made the wroRIGHT MOVE MR PRESIDENT, YOU SLAYED OFF THE EVIL GHOSTS OF GORLAX WITH YOUR USE OF AMERICAN MILITARY POWER, FIGHTING PROUD FOR OUR GLORIOUS NATION, GOD BLESS THE USA"

[gibbz]

How about a bunch from this series:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:SG0HRSpk-CqcZM:http://www.political-humor.org/graphics/jihad-for-dummies.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Inq3Z4afqmG44M:http://tamoggemon.com/blog/contents/2006/December/thaprdummies/front.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qA1tNDobezWFFM:http://www.thebigbadblog.com/Europe%2520Russia%2520the%2520Middle%2520East%2520and%2520Africa/International%2520Law%2520For%2520Dummies/Geneva%2520for%2520Dummies.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:d0i9fnHR-c1DKM:http://www.lawatchdog.com/FencesForDummies.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OYPaV74J38GDHM:http://www.theory.org/~matt/digest/sample_image_collection/dummies.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:P-kmR_iRHp7-oM:http://prezkennedy.org/modules/myalbum/photos/180.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZcL2OmRDoOFWWM:http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/ElaineSupkis/diplomacyfordummies.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D7fB6o2wlHPWnM:http://www.simonsmithexplanations.co.uk/acatalog/9780470057957-e.gif

and he seems to be carrying another
http://www.depresident.com/gallery/overflow/Presidency_for_Dummies.jpg

[iJohnHenry]

I would have thought the George Bush Memorial Sewage plant has to be approved first.


"Mmmm, smells like the Bush library must be near ... or is that you??"

[mactastic]

I would have thought the George Bush Memorial Sewage plant has to be approved first.
The good people of San Francisco voted against that idea (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/04/politics/p235359S31.DTL&type=politics). Apparently too many people felt that it would be unfair to the hard-working sewage plant.

[yojitani]

The entire collection of Dr. Seuss books for sure. :)

Naw. There are lessons to be learned from the Butter BattleBook that Bush clearly wouldn't have understood.