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rdowns
Dec 1, 2008, 09:05 AM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081128/od_afp/ugandacrimeoffbeat_081128190419)



KAMPALA (AFP) – Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

"They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state," Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.

"You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him," he said. "And the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing."


Schtumple
Dec 1, 2008, 09:06 AM
Good way to be robbed though eh.
eluk
Dec 1, 2008, 02:19 PM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of this. :)
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 02:21 PM
Why is edesign posting from rdowns account today?
rdowns
Dec 1, 2008, 02:27 PM
Why is edesign posting from rdowns account today?

Stop causing trouble. Everyone knows boobs are my territory and penises are his. :eek:
abiyng87
Dec 1, 2008, 02:29 PM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of this. :)

Quick! Hide this thread before the Pun Pals™ see it!!!
skunk
Dec 1, 2008, 02:30 PM
Quick! Hide this thread before the Pun Pals™ see it!!!Too late! It's just about to go tits up.
hayduke
Dec 1, 2008, 02:35 PM
A bit titillating, really.
leekohler
Dec 1, 2008, 02:41 PM
That's it! I'm calling the MR Pun Police right now! :D
Big-TDI-Guy
Dec 1, 2008, 02:44 PM
Tits about time women engaged in a bra-zen robbery.

I tried. :o
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 03:00 PM
Stop causing trouble. Everyone knows boobs are my territory and penises are his. :eek:

I definitely believe a man should lay a firm grasp on his territory, whatever the case may be. ;)
Cromulent
Dec 1, 2008, 03:21 PM
I bet they felt a bit of a tit after that.
Lau
Dec 1, 2008, 03:47 PM
I imagine they would have no mammaries left of the evening.
skunk
Dec 1, 2008, 03:52 PM
I imagine they would have no mammaries left of the evening.That's chest typical of you.
gilkisson
Dec 1, 2008, 03:59 PM
And this thread rides the areola-coaster all the way down....
brad.c
Dec 1, 2008, 04:21 PM
Well, that's just gland. Jugs imagine being nipple-and-dimed by a cleftomaniac.
gilkisson
Dec 1, 2008, 04:30 PM
Well, that's just gland. Jugs imagine being nipple-and-dimed by a cleftomaniac.

Now you're just being a boob. Knocker it off.
mactastic
Dec 1, 2008, 04:35 PM
I sense a new FOX reality-TV special: When Boobies Attack!

Or, to quote Greg Brown; "I'd never heard of anyone being bosomed to death before".
brad.c
Dec 1, 2008, 05:53 PM
Now you're just being a boob. Knocker it off.

Sorry. I do wonder when they'll make a bust in the case.
JNB
Dec 1, 2008, 06:10 PM
New bar game: Motorboat until you pass out.
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 06:13 PM
New bar game: Motorboat until you pass out.What bar is it The Titty Twister?
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 06:23 PM
New bar game: Motorboat until you pass out.

As a moderator, do I need to consider the cleavage of this into a separate thread so that we do not get totally derailed?
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 06:35 PM
As a moderator, do I need to consider the cleavage of this into a separate thread so that we do not get totally derailed?Are you saying the thread is getting smothered.
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 06:36 PM
Are you saying the thread is getting smothered.

Well, I'm saying I just can't stop staring at them. Your posts, that is.
JNB
Dec 1, 2008, 06:48 PM
Is the effect compounded if one is drinking Chi chis?

If I'm getting Wall-E(ye)'d at the bar, do I go, "Ta-taa"?

Well, I'm saying I just can't stop staring at them. Your posts, that is.

As long as you're not staring at MacNuts' Mac, um, you know.
brad.c
Dec 1, 2008, 07:55 PM
As a moderator, do I need to consider the cleavage of this into a separate thread so that we do not get totally derailed?

I don't want to pect on you , but without cleaving, this thread may become a little top-heavy. Udderly.

Of course, we may already be too lactate for that.
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 08:00 PM
This thread is quickly becoming a hand full.
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 08:32 PM
As long as you're not staring at MacNuts' Mac, um, you know.

Are you trying to implant something in this thread? I think it's perfectly big enough the way it is.
brad.c
Dec 1, 2008, 08:51 PM
Really? I feel it's a bit of a let down, despite milking it for all it's worth.
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 09:07 PM
Really? I feel it's a bit of a let down, despite milking it for all it's worth.They can always be lifted up.
redwarrior
Dec 1, 2008, 09:10 PM
They can always be lifted up.
Separation can make it hard though.
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 09:15 PM
Separation can make it hard though.Depends on the temperature.
mkrishnan
Dec 1, 2008, 09:21 PM
Depends on the temperature.

I suggest push-ups to warm things up. Jumping jacks were a total flop.
MacNut
Dec 1, 2008, 09:23 PM
I suggest push-ups to warm things up. Jumping jacks were a total flop.It always gets my blood going.:D
gilkisson
Dec 1, 2008, 09:40 PM
You said a mouthful...
rdowns
Dec 1, 2008, 09:45 PM
I only posted this to keep you all abreast of the situation and you go and make jokes.
ButtUglyJeff
Dec 1, 2008, 09:46 PM
How can we blame Janet Jackson for this one?
RITZFit
Dec 1, 2008, 09:47 PM
"hey, does this smell like chloroform!?" hahaha pwnd by boobs
brad.c
Dec 1, 2008, 10:54 PM
I only posted this to keep you all abreast of the situation and you go and make jokes.

We've only racked up a few of them. Besides, hooter you to say we can't make funbags out of a few melon heads? Honker if I've gone too far.
gilkisson
Dec 1, 2008, 11:21 PM
Well, Parton me, Dolly....
mkrishnan
Dec 2, 2008, 07:49 AM
It's the morning after, and while this was the breast thread ever, I think we all know what happens next.