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Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 03:00 PM
Ok. What is your favorite line from a Jay and Silent Bob movie. I think that mine is from Chris Rock...

"....I've got more white girls in my trailer than the first boat off of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my next movie, and I've got just the part for them...."

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 03:02 PM
mine's always been from Jay in Mallrats...

"I'd do it but I pulled my back out humping your mother...NOOCH!" :D

Mr. Anderson
Jun 7, 2002, 03:03 PM
Sad to say I haven't seen it, its on my list though.

The last one I've seen was Dogma, great movie...

cleo
Jun 7, 2002, 03:19 PM
"My grandmother used to always say, 'Why buy the cow if you can get the sex for free?'"

:D

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by cleo
"My grandmother used to always say, 'Why buy the cow if you can get the sex for free?'"

:D

good one cleo!

that brings me to "That was her grandmother? No wonder the b*tch went down so fast!"

Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 03:31 PM
".....The sign, on the back of the car, said Critters of Hollywood. You stupid
FU**...."


"....Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things...."

Mr. Anderson
Jun 7, 2002, 03:33 PM
Now I'm really starting to get annoyed that I haven't seen this movie. Great onliners, I'm going to go rent it tonight, dammit.

Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by dukestreet
Now I'm really starting to get annoyed that I haven't seen this movie. Great onliners, I'm going to go rent it tonight, dammit.

OMG Duke there are thousands. It is the best in the series besides Clerks. It is well worth buying. There are like two hours of deleted scenes. It is an awesome DVD.


Jay..".....The internet....Dude, WTF is the internet...."

Jay.."....Just for the record, I'm not gay, but my tubby man servernt....he loves the ...C**K....".....

arn
Jun 7, 2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Backtothemac


OMG Duke there are thousands. It is the best in the series besides Clerks. It is well worth buying. There are like two hours of deleted scenes. It is an awesome DVD.



heh... :) I really liked Chasing Amy...

arn

Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by arn


heh... :) I really liked Chasing Amy...

arn

Totally agree. I think they are are the best based on some merit. Dogma was just genious. Here is a line from JSBSB.

"....why not turn that comic that you worked on together into a movie....."

".....what, Chasing Amy?......That would never work as a movie......."

Rower_CPU
Jun 7, 2002, 04:18 PM
I'm way out of my league here, considering I've only seen the movies like once or twice each...but here goes:

"SNOOOTCHIE BOOOOTCHES!!!"

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 04:32 PM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"....oh, a sailboat...."
"....Brenda!?!?!?....."

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Backtothemac


"....oh, a sailboat...."
"....Brenda!?!?!?....."

"...D*CK!!!" :p

Backtothemac
Jun 7, 2002, 04:53 PM
"....Hi I'm Banky...."
"....No you Fu*ky..."
"....No Banky...."
"....No its Fu*ky..."


"....You went to film school didn't you....How would your daddy feel knowing that your gettin a ***** his coffee?..."

"...You the man..."
"...No you the man, and thats the problem.."

"...Dude, I think I filled the cup.... BONG...."

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 04:56 PM
oh my god...I didn't realize there were this many Kevin Smith fans here...

well...there's only a few really...but when u start quoting all the movies...it seems like there's many more around...

I own Clerks & Mallrats...I think I've memorized the entire dialog in Mallrats...and know much of Clerks...

sad isn't it? :eek: :D

mischief
Jun 7, 2002, 05:15 PM
I gotta say though. Those minority stoners out there (like the mischief maker himself) who AREN'T complete morons cringed a bit watching JSBSB.

Loved Dogma though. Rufus.... Heh..:D

teabgs
Jun 7, 2002, 05:34 PM
OH MY GOD IM THE BIGGEST KEVIN SMITH DORK OUT THERE!!! GREAT THREAD!

OK, two fav lines....first one:

Jay
"Fu*k Fu*k Fu*k Fu*k, mother mother Fu*k mother mother Fu*kFu*k, mother Fu*k mother Fu*k noich noich noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beer beers...rollin fatties rollin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smokin blunts..."

and the other is:

Randal Graves
"Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All T*t-Fu*king Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "A$s-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink ***** Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

I hope I edited these sufficiently....
:D ;) :p

mischief
Jun 7, 2002, 06:02 PM
Ouch.

Hell, it's Friday.......... where's my Bong?

OK, now where's my Hash at?

(mischief destroys the office for a few seconds, then finds his stash....... right where he left it- in his coat pocket, hanging on his chair)

Yeah....... that's what I'm talkin' bout. Jus soften this **** up a bit......... (Snap, gurgle, whoosh)

:D :D :D

AAAhhhhhhhh...................
(cough, choke):eek: :eek:
:rolleyes: ;) :p

teabgs
Jun 7, 2002, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by mischief
Ouch.

Hell, it's Friday.......... where's my Bong?

OK, now where's my Hash at?

(mischief destroys the office for a few seconds, then finds his stash....... right where he left it- in his coat pocket, hanging on his chair)

Yeah....... that's what I'm talkin' bout. Jus soften this **** up a bit......... (Snap, gurgle, whoosh)

:D :D :D

AAAhhhhhhhh...................
(cough, choke):eek: :eek:
:rolleyes: ;) :p



hehehehe...sounds like every night for me since sunday...hehe...BONG!

Sniggity nooch tubby b*tch :p

eyelikeart
Jun 7, 2002, 06:37 PM
cough....cough....cough.....

whew! now where that bottle of vino I've been waiting all week for?! :D

jelloshotsrule
Jun 8, 2002, 07:35 AM
wow. freaks!

i didn't like clerks or dogma all that much. not enough to get me to see the others. but i will eventually.

maybe it's cause i'm not such a druggie. i should start that.

eyelikeart
Jun 8, 2002, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
maybe it's cause i'm not such a druggie. i should start that.

unless it's already on your agenda...I wouldn't suggest it...

I'm stickin' to my vino...it's cheaper...and your eyes won't dialate so people can ask u what the hell u are on while under it's influence... ;)

plus it's easier to wink that way... ;) ;)

teabgs
Jun 8, 2002, 12:15 PM
when I saw Clerks the first time I had never done drugs but I loved it anyway. I just love that kind of humor.

I don't think doing drugs it a pre-req. for liking Kevin Smith, it's just that kind of humor...

:D ;) :p ;)

Rower_CPU
Jun 8, 2002, 01:34 PM
Kinda like being a moron isn't a prerequisite for liking Zoolander...or is it?

Oh snap!

Just for you j-chien.:rolleyes:

britboy
Jun 8, 2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Kinda like being a moron isn't a prerequisite for liking Zoolander...or is it?

Oh snap!

Just for you j-chien.:rolleyes:


*britboy strains at the leash, snapping wildly*

Don't start that one again.... :rolleyes: