Would You Get Married Again?

[thomahawk]

This is a joke my friend emailed to me. i thought it was hilarious so i thought to show you people.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed'

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: 'Crap'

hee hee

[dmr727]

Heh - awesome. I just sent it to my wife. She'll laugh - either that or kick me in the balls.

[obeygiant]

It's funny because its true... I mean..oops. :)

[NC MacGuy]

Hilarious. I'll have to forward that to a few friends.:D

[Surely]

Great ending!

Already forwarded...

[jessica.]

hahah I love it!

[UltraNEO*]

突然の爆笑！　:d

[dukebound85]

that was pretty good!

[SFStateStudent]

Yup, the War Department saw that same email a few months back and she put a locking hood w/cable on her golf bag...:eek:

[leishan]

:D

hehe

[themoonisdown09]

... I don't get it.

[sushi]

Pretty good one. Like the punch line. :)

[ucfgrad93]

Thanks for the early morning laugh!:D

[Prof.]

... I don't get it.
I think the husband was cheating on her. Why else would he says she's left handed?