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appleweek
Jan 27, 2009, 05:35 AM
Hi all...
I have a bit of a weird problem. I went away for the weekend and left my roommate alone in our room. When I came back today, I discovered some strange milky residue on my expensive new keyboard. It appears to be a sticky white/clear liquid like gelatin and taste salty. My roommate swears he has no idea what happened, but had some people over last night.

I'm afraid if I power on my computer, will it short circuit?? What should I do??

Thanks for any help.

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Sesshi
Jan 27, 2009, 07:13 AM
I would tell them not to jerk off on the keyboard, and for them to pay for it.

Is that what you wanted?
pastrychef
Jan 27, 2009, 07:51 AM
You tasted it???
WPB2
Jan 27, 2009, 07:54 AM
It appears to be a sticky white/clear liquid like gelatin and taste salty.

This dude has some serious issues:eek:
js81
Jan 27, 2009, 08:03 AM
This post is a load.... of crap. The OP is probably the one who spilled it anyway.
appleweek
Jan 27, 2009, 11:15 PM
OMGGG after further inspection and testing, it probably could be seminary fluids and I insisted he has to replace it, but he's a total cheapskate...

Yeah, I just sniffed and some of it got onto my lips, no wonder it tasted familiar....

In the mean time, I used a Cotton swab and cleaned it best I could and i'm forced to use the computer with gloves.

Anyone ever have a similar experience??
iTzChasE
Jan 27, 2009, 11:31 PM
Hmm, Wait a second, there is some White sticky stuff on my keyboard... Let me Taste that, Mmm Salty.
Sesshi
Jan 28, 2009, 04:25 AM
Upon further indication of the spread of the liquid across the keyboard, I note that the distribution indicates various possibilities.

1. There would be a bigger distribution pattern if the liquid was discharged from above at typical speeds.
2. The pattern is inconsistent with a discharge from a distance, since it would be a consistent with a single vector.

Bearing in mind the evidence at hand, I believe that the discharge came from a source approximately 5 feet away. Furthermore, the aforementioned divergent vectors of deposits indicate that the source was attempting the Soulja Boy dance while discharging.

Mr DeMod, I'm ready for my Wasteland now.