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Rolacoy
Feb 10, 2009, 11:11 PM
Apple is releasing new software called iPort. The software shares your buddy list with iChat. It will not work with a PC. The software comes with a chrome mesh disk about 12" in diameter. You put the disk in your chair or another chair within 10' of your Mac. Anyone on your buddy list that has iPort also has a chrome mesh disk, they can place it in their chair or a chair within 10 feet of their computer. iPort requires a high speed internet connection and WiFi. If someone on your buddy list is setting on the disk it will be grayed out in your list.

You open the program, it has an interface much like iChat, but beside each of your buddies is an icon that looks like the chrome disk. You drag your picture at the top of the dialog box into your buddies icon. In about the time that it takes to send a jpeg file you appear setting on the ring at the location of your buddies chrome disk. Now wait, you can not get up and walk over to the refrigerator, just your image is on the chair.

The next update will have a smaller chrome mesh dish to make it more portable. :D lol



gibbz
Feb 10, 2009, 11:16 PM
ummmmm ......
http://www.exdrunkard.com/alcoholicweb.jpg

I'll never get back that minute.

NT1440
Feb 10, 2009, 11:20 PM
I'm sure the intention was all fun, but that got lost while I was trying to wade through that amazingly confusing description.

Better luck next time.

and to you ^, come on buddy, its no reason to start drinking again! Just take it one day at a time, we'll get there!:(

Chundles
Feb 10, 2009, 11:22 PM
¿qué?

Had a few "adult beverages"??

miles01110
Feb 11, 2009, 03:57 AM
Originality- 4
Humor- 2

:-(

MadGoat
Feb 11, 2009, 07:20 AM
What the hell just happened here?

MacBoobsPro
Feb 11, 2009, 07:40 AM
Look Norma a train wreck!

Tallest Skil
Feb 11, 2009, 07:45 AM
MacRumors.

Not MakeCrapUpAndPretendYouHaveAnyIdeaWhatYou'reTalkingAbout. :confused:

Rolacoy
Feb 11, 2009, 08:08 AM
MY, MY, a place of much seriousness and little humor. I must keep that in mind and stay away from this place. When I do peek in here keep on my :( face.

miles01110
Feb 11, 2009, 08:15 AM
MY, MY, a place of much seriousness and little humor. I must keep that in mind and stay away from this place. When I do peek in here keep on my :( face.

We would have laughed if it was funny...