RNC chair plans 'off the hook' campaign.

[freeny]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/19/rnc-chair-plans-off-the-hook-campaign-tells-critics-to-%E2%80%98stuff-it%E2%80%99/#comments

WHA???. :p

[Macaddicttt]

I think he just won the title, "Whitest Guy in the GOP."

[it5five]

This will be hilarious. I can only imagine how pathetic this "campaign" will be, especially considering the dated slang he's using to describe his goals. How embarrassing for every registered Republican.

[fivepoint]

Michael Steele is a moron... in my humble opinion.

[Gelfin]

This will be hilarious. I can only imagine how pathetic this "campaign" will be, especially considering the dated slang he's using to describe his goals. How embarrassing for every registered Republican.

I so very apologize for this in advance...

Yo, dawg, you know how you playas don't want nobody all up in yo' bid'ness? Well da Notorious G.O.P. is down. Wit. Dat. Lemme school y'all on a li'l sump'n we call "D-Regul8." We gon' show them punk-ass nanny state beeyotches how we roll, dig? It's like this: Da Jackass Posse wanna take all yo money an' give it to hos. What happen when you give a ho money? She stops turnin' tricks, yo! She don't think she got to, and she starts thinkin' she don't need her sugar daddy. But a ho don't know what to do wit' money. She blow it all and come back for more. We got that shizz fixed cold. We give yo money to da pimps. Those mothas know how to handle they wads. They take care of da ladies an' make sure they keep tha party rockin' if you know what I'm sayin'. Mo' tricks, mo' money for everybody. 'Specially the pimps. You gon' be a pimp yo'self one day, am I right? I can tell. That means you roll with da G.O.P. crew, we gon' take care o' you good. Alls you gotta do is pull that R lever in da booth.

An' all that about tryin' to stop y'all from voting for the past fitty years? Aw, hell, y'all know that's jus' bid'ness too, right? We cool?

[NT1440]

Only proves that the GOP is completely coming undone. The "lets hire the black guy for some cred" approach is beyond laughable, it actually saddens me that they think a figurehead is what they need.

[Thomas Veil]

Well, The Onion and The Daily Show might as well fire all their writers right now. Michael Steele is writing their material for them. :D

I mean, this is too funny to be true. They're gonna get trendy by taking their product -- feces -- wrapping it up in flatbread and selling it as a beef burrito??? :p

Fershizzle!

[mkrishnan]

OMG, Notorious G.O.P. I love it! :)

[Schtumple]

I honestly did a double take at the "CNN politics" graphic at the top, sounds like something The Onion would come up with, this won't end well...

[Thomas Veil]

Notorious G.O.P.How much you wanna bet that ends up being the lower-third on Countdown or The Daily Show, or both? :D

[yg17]

With a few minor tweaks to the lyrics to refer to male prostitutes instead of a female, Larry Craig could do a cover of Lil Wayne's Lollipop

(go google the lyrics to that song if you really want to know. They are NOT WORK SAFE)

[mactastic]

Hey, when you've falsely claimed that you were pelted with oreos in a racist attack, there are few depths to which you will not sink...

I wonder what the GOP reaction would have been if the NYTimes had published a cartoon that invited a comparison between Steele and a chimp...

[atszyman]

Well, The Onion and The Daily Show might as well fire all their writers right now. Michael Steele is writing their material for them. :D

I mean, this is too funny to be true. They're gonna get trendy by taking their product -- feces -- wrapping it up in flatbread and selling it as a beef burrito??? :p

Fershizzle!

How much you wanna bet that ends up being the lower-third on Countdown or The Daily Show, or both? :D

Never forget that The Onion predicted Joe the Plumber (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48941)...

OK they got the name and profession wrong but other than that it's almost dead on. Considering the article was from 1993, I think the G.O.P. finally caught up to 16 years ago...