How my friend go laid with my powerbook.

[carbonmotion]

I lent my friend my Aluminum powerbook for a day because he needed to get some typing done at the library. He sits down next to this girl who has also has an aluminum powerbook... and they hit it off. I can't believe he got laid with my powerbook... she's hot and got huge pair of...i mean *cough* i love my girlfriend.

[wdlove]

I lent my friend my Aluminum powerbook for a day because he needed to get some typing done at the library. He sits down next to this girl who has also has an aluminum powerbook... and they hit it off. I can't believe he got laid with my powerbook... she's hot and got huge pair of...i mean *cough* i love my girlfriend.

That was quit a pickup line. I can see it now, purchase a PowerBook and find the girl of your dreams. :p

[JesseJames]

Hmm. What was her major? Was she an art chick? Maybe English major? If you are not a complete moron you can mack it with those girls.

[edesignuk]

*pops out, buys powerbook, and heads off to the library* ;) :D

edit: typo

[carbonmotion]

Hmm. What was her major? Was she an art chick? Maybe English major? If you are not a complete moron you can mack it with those girls. art, i think. she's definately is not a virgin from the stuff that he tells me about their sex life. sometimes, its just way too much info. besides, i dont think they love eachother, that their just using eachother's body for pleasure... anyways, i'm counting until **** hits the fan and he find out that she's sleeping with all these other guys right now as well. I think she's a really cool person and all, and i even think ive befriended her cause i help her out alot on her digital art stuff... however, im definately negatively attracted to her sexually because ...the feminist out there is going to bash me on this, i know it... i dont think i can develope a romantic relationship with a girl thats been sleeping with someone else. to me that just perverse. I'd totally agree with a girl who feels the same about a guy.

[carbonmotion]

art, i think. she's definately is not a virgin from the stuff that he tells me about their sex life. sometimes, its just way too much info. besides, i dont think they love eachother, that their just using eachother's body for pleasure... anyways, i'm counting until **** hits the fan and he find out that she's sleeping with all these other guys right now as well. I think she's a really cool person and all, and i even think ive befriended her cause i help her out alot on her digital art stuff... however, im definately negatively attracted to her sexually because ...the feminist out there is going to bash me on this, i know it... i dont think i can develope a romantic relationship with a girl thats been sleeping with someone else. to me that just perverse. I'd totally agree with a girl who feels the same about a guy. however, thats besides the point... the point is... powerbooks can get you laid!! muhahahahhaaha!

[leftbanke7]

And here I am sitting at home using my Beige G3 MT like a sucker.

[JesseJames]

Dudes, Geeks. Women appreciate style. That's the basis of cool. Come on.

[neut]

I can't believe he got laid with my powerbook... she's hot and got huge pair of...

... and this is why i take my 17 with me wherever i go. ;)


peace.

[OutThere]

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[alxths]

I hope that girl is a poster here, sees this thread and becomes insulted and breaks it off with your friend; not because I am a mean person, but because I love irony.

[OutThere]

I hope that girl is a poster here, sees this thread and becomes insulted and breaks it off with your friend; not because I am a mean person, but because I love irony.

I would have to agree, that would be really funny, and I can't imagine that it would go over to well with CarbonMotion's friend...:D

[carbonmotion]

I hope that girl is a poster here, sees this thread and becomes insulted and breaks it off with your friend; not because I am a mean person, but because I love irony. **** dawg, that would be funny as hell.

[Kwyjibo]

i doubt this is the first or last time she will do that and the guy is already money ahead, he got use a cool computer. he got laid, hes getting laid again ... its not like he can lose anything.

[Sun Baked]

**** dawg, that would be funny as hell.Not quite as funny the look that'll pass across your face when he reads this thread, then asks to borrow your girlfriend.

[edesignuk]

OutThere761 - Good choice! :D My favorite as well :cool:

[Apple Hobo]

You know what they say about guys with 17-inch PB's...

huh huh huh huh


This story should go into the "why Macs are better than PCs" file.

[Opteron]

All I can say is good on him.

[mymemory]

You know what they say about guys with 17-inch PB's...


I do not know but I wonder what people say about the one of us that have a 12".... PB. :cool:

[vniow]

*pops out


Put that back in your pants, no one wants to see it!

[carbonmotion]

I do not know but I wonder what people say about the one of us that have a 12".... PB. :cool: Dude, i think all the chicks would agree that 17" is way too ****ing big!

[carbonmotion]

Not quite as funny the look that'll pass across your face when he reads this thread, then asks to borrow your girlfriend. Girl friends aren't like computers, you can't just pass them from user to user... i mean, if you laptop get dirty, you can clean it with soap and water. if you girlfriend is dirty, how do you clean that?

[wdlove]

Girl friends aren't like computers, you can't just pass them from user to user... i mean, if you laptop get dirty, you can clean it with soap and water. if you girlfriend is dirty, how do you clean that?

Soap and water works just as well. You wouldn't have to be as careful and it would be a lot of fun. :p

[janey]

meh...apple computers are chick magnets.

[sonofslim]

yeah, i thought i'd be in like flynn when i got my current machine. but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."

[mymemory]

Girl friends aren't like computers, you can't just pass them from user to user... i mean, if you laptop get dirty, you can clean it with soap and water. if you girlfriend is dirty, how do you clean that?

With a vacum cleaner, clohorox and the directly to church to confes. :mad:

[kiwi_the_iwik]

Soap and water works just as well. You wouldn't have to be as careful and it would be a lot of fun. :p


WD - I'm ASTOUNDED you'd even THINK about saying something like that...

;)


(But - Jello's better...)

[WinterMute]

yeah, i thought i'd be in like flynn when i got my current machine. but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."

ROTFLMFAO... :D


It's all true, these 17" PowerBooks are almost as good as a puppy or a baby for drawing the women in, I once went to the park with a toddler and a puppy, I was swamped with cooing women-folk, now if only I'd have had my PowerBook too...... :eek: :D

Size matters.

[cb911]

he he. :D sorry carbonmotion, but that's just a funny story. :)

it mustn't have been all about the PB... i mean if it was that easy for him...

and to think that i've got a 1.25GHz PB with 1.5GB RAM! :eek: and i've never tried anything like that...

what speed was your PB, and how much RAM? i've got to start sizing up what a 1.25GHz & 1.5GB RAM can get you. ;) :p

[vollspacken]

however, thats besides the point... the point is... powerbooks can get you laid!! muhahahahhaaha!

doesn't happen to me :(

vSpacken

[kiwi_the_iwik]

yeah, i thought i'd be in like flynn when i got my current machine. but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."

Hmmm - my Cube gets me laid...

Y'see, the whole strategy is to get them to see it in its NATURAL environment (in my case, my bedroom...).

:D

I tried toting it around for a while, but it got to be a bit of a pain in the ass onboard planes (there's NEVER enough elbow room.).

[OutThere]

yeah, i thought i'd be in like flynn when i got my current machine. but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."

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[Mord]

the only girl in my school class that has a mac (strawberry imac) is hairy and mean :(

[bennetsaysargh]

wow wd. you're the last person i would expect to hear that from :p

you know, iPods could probably work just as well. i can say "it's 15 gigs" :p

[Mord]

mine's a 20 gig the 30-40 gig ones are to fat for me

a battered up old ibook is not the best pulling tool

(walks over and strokes g5 powerbook fund.... muhahahahaha!)

[Daveman Deluxe]

I remember when I first realized I was in love with my last love interest... she walked out of the practice rooms at school, where I was sitting in the hall watching the Halloween 2003 Homestar Runner toon... and she's all like, "I have an iBook." And I said, "That makes me want to make out with you."

Well, I didn't say that, but I asked if she wanted me to start the toon over so she could watch. She said "yes".

[AppleMatt]

the only girl in my school class that has a mac (strawberry imac) is hairy and mean :(

:D
Talk to her anyway, she might have hot mates/sister/mum.

AppleMatt

[agreenster]

Thing is though, unless you have the look and class to back it up, you run the risk of looking like a huge nerd lugging you powerbook around to score chicks...a nice car and a good haircut works much better.

(enter Steve Urkle) "Nyyah hey baby! I'd like to check the processor under YOUR hood! Nyah nyah nyah!"

[carbonmotion]

Thing is though, unless you have the look and class to back it up, you run the risk of looking like a huge nerd lugging you powerbook around to score chicks...a nice car and a good haircut works much better.

(enter Steve Urkle) "Nyyah hey baby! I'd like to check the processor under YOUR hood! Nyah nyah nyah!"

personally, i find chicks who like you because of your car to be apalling... ofcouse, i also have extremely high standards for my girls.

[agreenster]

ofcouse, i also have extremely high standards for my girls.

Yeah, you're a god.

[carbonmotion]

Yeah, you're a god. well, i wouldn't go that far... but if you insist.

[Dippo]

personally, i find chicks who like you because of your car to be apalling... ofcouse, i also have extremely high standards for my girls.


You mean that girls that like nice cars aren't high quality?

Well I guess it all depends on what "standards" you are talking about.

[acidrock]

I wonder if they were both running Panther lol!

[G4scott]

Wing-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac!

I've had girls compliment my 12"... PowerBook, that is...

This has to be one of the weirdest/funniest threads I've seen here in quite some time...

[scem0]

but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."

Ha, I got a kick out of that line :).

Apple computers really do improve one's generaly appearance. Whenever anyone sees anyone with a mac they pay more attention to them.

scem0

[wdlove]

wow wd. you're the last person i would expect to hear that from :p

you know, iPods could probably work just as well. i can say "it's 15 gigs" :p

Thank you both for commenting. :p I am human after all. Every once in a while I do seem to be capable of a little humor.

[The Ancients]

Thing is though, unless you have the look and class to back it up, you run the risk of looking like a huge nerd lugging you powerbook around to score chicks...a nice car and a good haircut works much better.

(enter Steve Urkle) "Nyyah hey baby! I'd like to check the processor under YOUR hood! Nyah nyah nyah!"

Mmm, but what kind of girl are you going to attract with a nice car? Funny thing about women is, it can be nice to actually be able to hold a conversation with them which includes words of 3 syllables, and more...

At least using a good looking machine that denotes style, grace, and intelligence increases the chances of attracting female with same specs :)

[jimsowden]

I lent my friend my Aluminum powerbook for a day because he needed to get some typing done at the library. He sits down next to this girl who has also has an aluminum powerbook... and they hit it off. I can't believe he got laid with my powerbook... she's hot and got huge pair of...i mean *cough* i love my girlfriend.
Imagine what he would have gotten with a G5 powerbook! :D

[jimsowden]

Wing-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac!

Thats the funniest thing I have ever read. Those coors light commercials are funny, my friends and I bring up wing dog all the time. Perfect execution, I give it a 9.8, right after Dave Chapelle on Conan.

[MrMacMan]

Lucky Lucky man he is...

Ah well I get no luck in my
'I think,
Therefore I Mac
Shirt... :(


Damn!

[jelloshotsrule]

(But - Jello's better...)

aww, thanks. ;)

[wPod]

i met my gf in physics class b/c we matching iBooks. . . i wont give you details, but we have been dating for almost a year and a half!

[Foxer]

I like my computers like I like my women: Overpriced, a little slow and covered in aluminum.

[Prom1]

:D
Talk to her anyway, she might have hot mates/sister/mum.

AppleMatt

Words of a True PIMP!!!! LOL.

Guess I should reconsider the G5 PowerMac?? Nahh I'm practically married.

Now as for Dogs yes their peoples pimps and I've always thought that. You could be the worlds biggest, non-conversatoinal baffoon, your dog does it all - if their properly behaved (not tryin to hump every woman).

Toddlers, oh man you should've seen the looks I would get with my son when he was 2. The look on my girls face (his mom) when at the mall in Eaton Centre's Eatons (Toronto,Ontario) when my son decided to take off behind the sales counter at the women's parfum section to a hot blonde. With his cool smile and arms outstretched to that woman, she said "he's soo cute.....is he yours" (with that look, you know that Your good breeding material look).
My girlfriend just shot a cruel cold look at me then quickly looked at the parfum lady with an approving defensive proud look that must've said 'oh yeah good breeding material that's all mine, don't even think about it!'

lol. Apple and Cupid.

[jxyama]

heh... carbonmotion, did this happen at u of m?

i've seen plenty of iBooks around on campus but not so much Al PBs...

funny story.

[carbonmotion]

heh... carbonmotion, did this happen at u of m?

i've seen plenty of iBooks around on campus but not so much Al PBs...

funny story. From what I hear, at the study hall at hatcher!? To tell you the truth, I'm the only one with an alubook that I know of... so, i consider my friend a lucky SOB

[QCassidy352]

I like my computers like I like my women: Overpriced, a little slow and covered in aluminum.

I'm not even exactly sure what you mean... but it's pretty funny regardless.

[laserbeahm]

Hmm. What was her major? Was she an art chick? Maybe English major? If you are not a complete moron you can mack it with those girls.

I will have to bring my iBook to the library...

I wonder if I will be able to get hot chicks... or if they're all snobby and only respond to the sexier PowerBooks.

Or I wonder if it will hurt me because I'm a business major... I can just imagine it now... "I'd like to get it on with you, but I just can't take you seriously with that Mac." Maybe I should just switch majors.

[fistful]

carbonmotion can I er...uh....hmmm...barrow your PowerBook? :o


every thought of renting that PB out and raking in some serious dough?

[jxyama]

if you couldn't get your bud to switch (or buy his own PB) then i don't know what would...

also, this thread should be referred to in every response to every "iBook vs. PowerBook, which one should i get?" thread. :D

[crenz]

Hmm... I should be more careful carrying my PowerBook around :).

[Mantat]

My room mate get a girl for a night. The next morning, she see my PB 12" and keep talking to me and ignoring my friend. I kinda felt bad for him.

The girl was awesome looking, my girlfriend (who converted me to the mac) is also awesome. So I guess that we can conclude that style is as much important to them for clothing as for computer...

[encro]

:D
Talk to her anyway, she might have hot mates/sister/mum.

AppleMatt

A Mother/Daughter combo! Saucy!!!

[jefhatfield]

when i first saw the thread title, i thought you meant someone laid on top of your laptop and crushed it

i rolled over my ibook a few times by accident but with no damage...whew...and that thing is as tough as bricks being that i am not that light ;)

[carbonmotion]

I've never had sex anywhere near my powerbook... however I must say with my old ti book, I've spilled water, ice crean, and a taco on it it and it all still worked after I cleaned it out. it also fell down an elevator shaft once by about one floor inside my messanger bag and it was fine. oh yeah with my 667 ti book, i was in shanghai for a bit during last summer and i left my messanger on a park bench while i chatted up with my cousin's girlfriend who was a professional nite club singer (yea hottie)... when i got back someone vandalized everythign from my messanger like money and everything , but my tibook remained... probably due to the fact that it was in the laptop compartment and zipped up so it was isolated from view... mwerp... anyways that was a long tangent from sex

[rhpenguin]

Ive used my iBook and iPod to get laid. Chicks dig the style.

[TimDaddy]

Toddlers, oh man you should've seen the looks I would get with my son when he was 2. The look on my girls face (his mom) when at the mall in Eaton Centre's Eatons (Toronto,Ontario) when my son decided to take off behind the sales counter at the women's parfum section to a hot blonde. With his cool smile and arms outstretched to that woman, she said "he's soo cute.....is he yours" (with that look, you know that Your good breeding material look).
My girlfriend just shot a cruel cold look at me then quickly looked at the parfum lady with an approving defensive proud look that must've said 'oh yeah good breeding material that's all mine, don't even think about it!'


I used to love it when they'd say "Aww, he's so adorable!" followed by "He looks just like you!". Now its just "Aww, he's so adorable!" followed by an awkward silence!

[rt_brained]

I put mine in my pants, cruise into Starbucks, walk around and rap on it a couple times saying, "Yep, fifteen point two inches of rock hard titanium!"

When everyone runs out screaming, I grab the best table.

[blue&whiteman]

back around spring 97 I was sitting in a small cafe using my powerbook 540c with active matrix and a ppc 603e 117mhz upgrade. this girl walked up behind me and stopped next to me. "nice laptop" she says. I say thanks, she leaves. Nope, no sex happened.... :(

[MacManDan]

I met my best friend here at MIT with my powerbook (he also has one and we started talking just cuz we both have one). We don't have sex but sometimes we joke around that we do. Does that count?

[TreeHugger]

Soap and water works just as well. You wouldn't have to be as careful and it would be a lot of fun. :p

It is a lot of fun!

[m.r.m.]

I like my computers like I like my women: Overpriced, a little slow and covered in aluminum.

at least it´s better than covered in bees. ;)

[m.r.m.]

I met my best friend here at MIT with my powerbook (he also has one and we started talking just cuz we both have one). We don't have sex but sometimes we joke around that we do. Does that count?

well, the real thing is just a step away. :D

[belair]

I don't know about macs making guys attractive, not so much what i look for anyways…

But I definately think that macs make chics really attractive. In january I studied in the art library in the centre Pompidou in Paris and across the table was this really classy girl with a brand new ibook.

She looked like the girls in Vermeers paintings, like cold controlled beauty. Sitting stiff and looking all bright and busy typing on her white ibook. Ahhh. Too bad I don't have an ibook laptop, I could have started up conversation.

Haven't seen her since… :o

[Kingsnapped]

Women are automatically 10% hotter if they play an instrument, or use a Mac. Even the biggest, beastliest, hairiest girl in my school's orchestra is 10% hotter than the biggest, beastliest, hairiest girl in the Drama Club.

[sushi]

Soap and water works just as well. You wouldn't have to be as careful and it would be a lot of fun. :p
Hooah! :D

Sushi

[18thTomorrow]

Women are automatically 10% hotter if they play an instrument, or use a Mac. Even the biggest, beastliest, hairiest girl in my school's orchestra is 10% hotter than the biggest, beastliest, hairiest girl in the Drama Club.

What if I have an iBook, a Powermac, and play violin, viola, and piano very well? Does my hottness quotient go up way farther? :D What if I can sing, too?

I'm available ;)

This is such a funny thread...

[Catfish]

i doubt this is the first or last time she will do that and the guy is already money ahead, he got use a cool computer. he got laid, hes getting laid again ... its not like he can lose anything.

The problem is that he can catch something :eek:

[sushi]

The problem is that he can catch something :eek:
True!

He may even gain some fine little friends! :eek:

Sushi

[belair]

What if I have an iBook, a Powermac, and play violin, viola, and piano very well? Does my hottness quotient go up way farther? :D What if I can sing, too?

I'm available ;)


Watch out where you pull out that ibook. You might want to use it with great caution.
I would suggest that you never ever make double use of your powers. Playing the viola and having your laptop opened to check on your mail would be very hazardous. That's a combination only to be used by the wisest. :)

[jsw]

What if I have an iBook, a Powermac, and play violin, viola, and piano very well? Does my hottness quotient go up way farther? :D What if I can sing, too?

I'm available ;)

This is such a funny thread...

I love how this thread resurrects itself every once in a while....

And, yes, your hotness quotient goes way up.

[Palad1]

I don't know about macs making guys attractive, not so much what i look for anyways…

But I definately think that macs make chics really attractive. In january I studied in the art library in the centre Pompidou in Paris and across the table was this really classy girl with a brand new ibook.

She looked like the girls in Vermeers paintings, like cold controlled beauty. Sitting stiff and looking all bright and busy typing on her white ibook. Ahhh. Too bad I don't have an ibook laptop, I could have started up conversation.

Haven't seen her since… :o
<alpha male>
PLEASE STOP DROOLING ON MY GIRLFRIEND!

Well, nearly, she'll get an iBook next month!


grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

</alpha_male>

:p

[belair]

Well, nearly, she'll get an iBook next month!
grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
:p

You must be very happy. Some men pay their wifes a b:eek:bjob, I would rather buy her a mac to make her prettier. ;)

Uhh thats bad. No i am not a sexist. Just fooling about.

No but seriously are you from Cannes. I often visit there. It's a great town. There are not many french people on this site. Why would that be?

Fans de mac unissez vous, la révolution approche!

[Palad1]

héhé...

Are you from Vatican?

I know some mac users in cannes, but most use french forums (www.macbidouille.com)


You saw right through my plans, first an iBookJob, then a iB00bjob! :D

ahem... ok... /ducks :p