# Rapid Repairs. Get priority, next-day turnaround on in-store repairs.
Okay I guess that's nice. I would hope you wouldn't have to use this too often.
# Reserve a Genius. No waiting at our Genius Bar with up to seven-day advance reservations.
Again... not used too often I wouldn't think.
# Complete setup. Well transfer your old files and get you ready to roll before you leave the store.
I would think they'd do this for a fee with a new Mac, not a $99 subscription type thing.
# Custom workshops. Book free, one-hour workshops to take your skills further.
Might be nice once they let us know what's in store.
# Exclusive discounts. Get special discounts on selected Apple and third-party products.
Sorta like the .Mac discounts?
# Test-Drive. Try all of the latest Apple hardware in our store, before you buy.
Can't I do this already?
# Price Guarantee. If you see Apple products for less at another store, dont worry. Well match the price.
Because every other store sells Apple products $5 cheaper! *yawn*
# Take It Home Today. Purchase any Mac, software, or accessory from our store inventory and take it with you today.
So if I don't have a pro care card I have to wait for my Mac like I'd have to if I bought a gun?
# My Mac. Let us help you personalize your new Mac by setting up your email and Internet account, installing software, connecting peripherals and more.
My grandmother could set up a Mac. C'mon.
# Genius Bar. Get hands-on support from a Mac Genius during store hours.
Isn't this the same as reserving one? Don't they already do this? Or are they going to snub me now?