World's most retarded YouTube member [Archive]

glossywhite

Mar 16, 2009, 12:04 PM

Here we have the world's MOST retarded member of YouTube, smashing a brand new Nano with a hammer... why?!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMz1VXrAocs

WHAT an IDIOT!!

edesignuk

Mar 16, 2009, 12:05 PM

Internet = Various stupidity for comedy value.

You must be absolutely mortified by Will it Blend :eek:

glossywhite

Mar 16, 2009, 12:06 PM

Internet = Various stupidity for comedy value.

You must be absolutely mortified by Will it Blend :eek:

Nope - at least they can KINDA justify it, by demonstrating the robustness of their product. This is just STUPIDITY.

r.j.s

Mar 16, 2009, 12:06 PM

You must be absolutely mortified by Will it Blend :eek:

Speaking of that ... have they found anything that will not blend?

glossywhite

Mar 16, 2009, 12:28 PM

Speaking of that ... have they found anything that will not blend?

Probably a BlendTec blender :p

notjustjay

Mar 16, 2009, 12:42 PM

Muphry's Law at work?

It's "retarded" ;)

JLatte

Mar 16, 2009, 12:45 PM

Actually I kind of found his commentary funny with his accent... "oh my GOT it still work!" *smash* *smash* "ok now it turn off.. no wait! IT JUST GO TO NEXT SONG!" *smash* *smash*

Hey, if he has the money, it's his money.

Iscariot

Mar 16, 2009, 12:49 PM

That's me : (

kwood

Mar 16, 2009, 01:00 PM

I don't think people are going to change their opinions on the matter just because you admit that you're the tool smashing the iPod.

Dagless

Mar 16, 2009, 01:25 PM

Muphry's Law at work?

It's "retarded" ;)

Ooo, nice. This was an edit since it caught me out at first :o

leekohler

Mar 16, 2009, 01:31 PM

I honestly don't know why people think buying things and then destroying them is cool. :rolleyes:

notjustjay

Mar 16, 2009, 03:45 PM

I honestly don't know why people think buying things and then destroying them is cool. :rolleyes:

Eh. They get a kick out of all the horrified responses just like these. If they've got money to waste, more power to them, although it doesn't seem particularly ecologically friendly.

Personally I'd get more thrills out of buying iPod nanos (or whatever) and randomly giving them to people and watching their reactions, but that's just me. ;)

(And yes folks, Muphry's Law exists :D )

Randman

Mar 16, 2009, 03:46 PM

Calling someone "retarted" is the same as saying "Your an idiot."

The irony abounds.

glossywhite

Mar 16, 2009, 03:51 PM

Eh. They get a kick out of all the horrified responses just like these. If they've got money to waste, more power to them, although it doesn't seem particularly ecologically friendly.

Personally I'd get more thrills out of buying iPod nanos (or whatever) and randomly giving them to people and watching their reactions, but that's just me. ;)

(And yes folks, Muphry's Law exists :D )

I'd love to be able to buy 20 iPod's, and give them to people who are less fortunate (and who've always wanted one). Being nice for free, is better than being a complete TOOL, and seeking emotional reward for such.

obeygiant

Mar 16, 2009, 04:02 PM

Ever seen "will it blend"? Just about the same concept.

jaydub

Mar 16, 2009, 04:04 PM

Muphry's Law at work?

It's "retarded" ;)

Who is this "Muphry" person of whom you speak?

benflick

Mar 16, 2009, 04:06 PM

Haha, "Oh my gatt"
It almost looks fake, as he busts out the screen in the beginning, then when he checks out the thing, the plastic of the screen is intact.:rolleyes:

northy124

Mar 16, 2009, 04:10 PM

World's most retarted YouTube member!!
HAHAHAHAHA sorry I had to laugh at your spelling ;)

iAmAzN

Mar 16, 2009, 04:10 PM

Speaking of that ... have they found anything that will not blend?

Two words: Chuck Norris.

Dmac77

Mar 16, 2009, 04:40 PM

And people wonder why I hate most people.

Don

Dagless

Mar 16, 2009, 05:13 PM

Who is this "Muphry" person of whom you speak?

Muphry's Law, not to be consufed with Murphy's Law.

glossywhite

Mar 16, 2009, 05:20 PM

Ever seen "will it blend"? Just about the same concept.

This was mentioned earlier in the thread, if you'd have read properly :)

r1ch4rd

Mar 16, 2009, 05:47 PM

I'm glad this kind of consumer advice exists, I was going to hit my iPod with a hammer, but now I am going to refrain.

Melrose

Mar 16, 2009, 06:35 PM

What a spoiled little brat.

I hate to think what kind of adult he will grow up to be..

Maldini

Mar 16, 2009, 07:22 PM

Oh my gatt ..what a retart
:D:D

michael.lauden

Mar 16, 2009, 07:25 PM

if he is so dumb - why is he getting all this publicity?

wouldn't this video make him... a smart youtuber?

twoodcc

Mar 16, 2009, 08:29 PM

that guy is an idiot. glad you weren't talking about me, lol

yetanotherdave

Mar 16, 2009, 08:55 PM

OP, you haven't been on youtube much have you.
Pick a random video. Scroll down, read the comments. At least one of them will be the most retarded thing you have ever read. Guaranteed.
Then pick another random video, scroll to the comments, you will find a comment more retarded than the last one. And so on, and so on.

yojitani

Mar 16, 2009, 09:37 PM

...too much money, too much free time.

No1451

Mar 16, 2009, 10:18 PM

What a spoiled little brat.

I hate to think what kind of adult he will grow up to be..

Driving down the road "Oh my GATT I SHOULD CRASH MY CAR AND SEE IF IT STILL WORKS".

My only beef with this is that it's fairly environmentally unfriendly and just a waste of a perfectly good piece of equipment, should have raffled it off or something if he didn't want it and given the money to charity.

marbles

Mar 16, 2009, 10:20 PM

The guys a grade A cocknocker for doing that to an iPod , just , just...ridiculous-what a waste

glossywhite

Mar 17, 2009, 06:59 AM

Dagless

Mar 17, 2009, 07:27 AM

My only beef with this is that it's fairly environmentally unfriendly and just a waste of a perfectly good piece of equipment, should have raffled it off or something if he didn't want it and given the money to charity.

That's my beef too. Could have gone to somebody worse off and made some kids day.

kastenbrust

Mar 17, 2009, 07:47 AM

EV0LUTION

Mar 17, 2009, 07:49 AM

Speaking of that ... have they found anything that will not blend?

Diamonds

sammich

Mar 17, 2009, 07:55 AM

Someone should throw a new 2.93 Octo MP into a giant blender. Or you could just un-socket one of the Xeon's and throw it in.

I can hear the sound of many a mac fan's brain imploding.

Melrose

Mar 17, 2009, 09:02 AM

...given the money to charity.

That's my beef as well. If all you're going to do is destroy it for the sake of destroying it, show some grade of intelligence and do something beneficial with it.

That vid demonstrates the mentality you get at the height of selfishness and wastefulness.

r.j.s

Mar 17, 2009, 11:45 AM

Diamonds

I want to see that video ...

glossywhite

Mar 17, 2009, 01:37 PM

I want to see that video ...

You may well do, if they start making the blender with diamond-tipped blades. But they'd have to be synthetic diamonds, surely - real ones would be a MASSIVE waste!.

Someone should throw a new 2.93 Octo MP into a giant blender. Or you could just un-socket one of the Xeon's and throw it in.

I can hear the sound of many a mac fan's brain imploding.

Any recent CPU would be the same, and a CPU per-se, isn't exactly iconic/recognisable to the public.