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Sayhey
Apr 16, 2004, 05:15 PM
I have no idea if any of this is true, but it made me laugh. I originally heard it on Air America and did a google search to find this:

Claim: Attorney General John Ashcroft believes calico cats are a sign of the devil.

Status: Undetermined.

Origins: This has to be one of the most bizarre items we've had to tackle in recent memory.

The "Attorney General John Ashcroft believes calico cats are a sign of the devil" claim began with a 20 November 2001 article by Democratic Party treasurer and financial writer Andrew Tobias, in which he wrote:

Shortly after becoming Attorney General, John Ashcroft was headed abroad. An advance team showed up at the American embassy in the Hague to check out the digs, saw cats in residence, and got nervous. They were worried there might be a calico cat. No, they were told, no calicos. Visible relief. Their boss, they explained, believes calico cats are signs of the devil. (The advance team also spied a statue of a naked woman in the courtyard and discussed the possibility of its being covered for the visit, though that request was not ultimately made.)

As unusual as this passage may sound, note that the parenthetical comment was written a full two months before ABC News reported that Attorney General Ashcroft had ordered the Spirit of Justice and Majesty of Law statues in the Great Hall of the Department of Justice be covered because he didn't like being photographed in front of them. (The Spirit of Justice statue is a female figure with one exposed breast.)
A week later, Tobias' column explained where he had obtained the information about Ashcroft and calico cats from:


I've written for a variety of magazines over the last 30 years, including a column in TIME for several years, and have some appreciation of the need not to publish allegations as true unless I've checked them out. I got this odd story from someone who was definitely in a position to know and then confirmed it with someone else, also in a position to know.

That said, it's certainly possible that Ashcroft doesn't actually believe calico cats are signs of the devil, even though his aides said he does. And it’s possible that his aides were kidding, or overly sensitive, when they discussed covering the naked statue.

Then again, the Attorney General does not hide his deep religious faith -- one need only read his remarks at Bob Jones University to get some appreciation of that -- and a lot of deeply religious people do believe in a heaven and a hell and the devil. So it may not be as odd as the story of Nancy Reagan consulting her astrologer before letting Ronnie make important decisions. Who knows?

The UK newspaper The Guardian noted:

When asked about the veracity of the report, the justice department said that it had made Mr Ashcroft laugh. There has been no further comment on the matter.

What the game is here -- if indeed there is one -- we can't fathom.

link (http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/calico.htm)



zimv20
Apr 16, 2004, 05:22 PM
to solve this mystery, i suggest we hop in a van, drive to DC and present mr. ashcroft w/ first a white cat (the control), then a calico (the experiment).

skunk
Apr 16, 2004, 05:49 PM
They're all MAD!!! :eek: We're DOOMED!! :eek:

numediaman
Apr 16, 2004, 09:17 PM
The other side:

Calico Cats Admit Fear of Attorney General
April 2, 2002
By Gil Christner

A new poll of calico cats across the country reveals that a great majority of them are deathly afraid of Attorney General John Ashcroft, many of them stating that he is, in fact, a sign of the Devil.

A poll conducted by CNN/Time/Cat Fancy Magazine show that over 52% of the calico cats questioned feel very afraid of the Attorney General, and 36% are somewhat afraid. In addition, cats of other varieties and colors also admit to a high "disliking or feeling of avoidance towards" Mr. Ashcroft.

"Most calicos, while not necessarily religious by nature, just feel a tremendous fear when confronted with the idea of John Ashcroft," said Kitty Kelly, author of ***** Galore to Socks: The History of Felines in Political Intrigue. Miss Kelly, who is not related to, but often confused with the unofficial biographer of Nancy Reagan, insists that while very few cats even believe in the Devil, the image of the Attorney General unrestrained by the Constitution or other laws of the land is enough to send most felines into a Pentecostal delirium.

"I've seen calicos lose control of their bowels when confronted by the idea of meeting Mr. Ashcroft," Miss Kelly said. "And for a creature that habitually buries its feces, that can be a very embarrassing situation . . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/02/04/p/02_calico.html

By the way, the XXXXX word is a synonym for cat, and was x-ed out automatically by Macrumors.

Sayhey
Apr 16, 2004, 09:33 PM
The other side:

[INDENT]Calico Cats Admit Fear of Attorney General

Very funny! Thank you, numediaman.