Simulated Macrumors Politics Thread

[Durandal7]

Observe, and I will recreate a Macrumors politics thread. You'll think that you're actually in one:

Bush Sucks
Haha, you're right. Bush does suck
Gore would be great in office
Gore sucks
No Bush sucks
The UN sucks
They all suck
You suck
Bush sucks
Haha, that's a good one. Bush does suck
Clinton sucks too
Florida, pregnant chads!
Liberals suck
Americans are dumb
Your country is dumb
Conservatives suck
You suck
<Thread Closed>

Please note that this is a joke and is making fun of all parties involved.

[Spike Spiegel]

wow, i feel like the opinionated extremists are all around me, excellent simulation, durandal. It's like the real thing only i dont have to read the oral excrement that passes for arguments. i think all threads over 8 pages should be given the same treatment.

[Sun Baked]

That should have been written as an Apple Script, that way you wouldn't even have to bother reading the Political threads...

And anyway I thought they solved the voting issue in Florida - but I still have faith that they'll get it wrong no matter how much they spend.

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/votefla.jpg

[vniow]

You skipped underwear fetish discussion. :p

[mischief]

<New Thread>
As I was saying: You're all wrong..... except the Hawk Zealots.
No, You're just a Hawk Zealot.
Commie!!! (insert statement of propoganda over historical fact)
(insert historical correction and psychological critique)
(insert 10 posts in support of history and critique)

Loop as neccessary.:D ;)

Sometimes there's a bug in the loop leading to a post from the Zealot camp to the effect of either :

Augh! Shaddap yer making me question my pre-conceptions!

or

Ouch. I have a nosebleed from thinking but I'm beginning to see it your way. Anybody got any Vicodin?

[eyelikeart]

all I care about at this very moment...

bad weather SUCKS!! :eek: :D

[krossfyter]

haha... this is funny as hell.



rock!

[Mr. Anderson]

In debated threads, especially when there is more than two sides to the arguement, the cyclic nature of the posts work, but not all long threads have circular themes. The problem stems from the fact that not many, if any member is going to read what was written 2-3 pages ago.

I remember wanting to pull my hair out a few times with that damned Travis thread....more topics were discussed there at the time, than any other thread.

Love the Florida Voting pic, here's what the voters will see after the design goes through committee...

D

[job]

wft is elmo doing with that sheep?? :eek: :eek:

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by hitman
wft is elmo doing with that sheep?? :eek: :eek:

hahaha -

I'd go in and adjust the color some more, but then that just wouldn't be right - leave it to your imagination, but wow, what where they thinking.......;) :eek:

[job]

or cookie monster with that pig.. :eek: :D ;)

heh... that ain't right..

[Gaz]

Their facial expressions say it all!

Very worrying and they wonder why kids minds are warped.

[Mr. Anderson]

And look at the theme or purpose of the whole 'game' - inserting shapes into slots.....

Haha!!! oh, man, this is hysterical....we've sunk to a nice level now, haven't we?

D :D

[mischief]

A "Suckle-me" Elmo!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Gaz]

Originally posted by dukestreet
And look at the theme or purpose of the whole 'game' - inserting shapes into slots.....

and I thought I was twisted, hehehehe. Nice one Dukey :)

[Sun Baked]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/buddy.jpg

[Gaz]

Well if we're going to scrape the bottom....

I just hope this is ok.

[Mr. Anderson]

That might have been a little too much.....now if the cat had been in focus.......

D :rolleyes:

[diorio]

Thats pretty much what the WWIII is immenent and George Bush as president scares me threads are. It starts out okay, and then someone says "Bush sucks, ha ha ha" then it falls apart.

[krossfyter]

this thread is shot!

[cleo]

This one's classic...

[krossfyter]

that one is classic cleo!! hah hah! got any of gore or nadder now?