dukestreet's friends almost always NAKED

[jefhatfield]

ok, let me explain ;)

first, i believe all crop circles are done by humans, and i am not too sure dukestreet agrees with me on that

so are they aliens? duke? he he...

ok, here is my question:

"why are aliens almost always naked in the movies and on TV?"

i mean they have the technology to travel light years across the universe but don't have the common sense to cover up???

and i want to hear back on this from more than just edvniow on this one:p

[Mr. Anderson]

physical form isn't important would be my guess. Think about how much you could save if you didn't need clothes - that quite a lot of space bucks!

[Backtothemac]

Man, if we could convince earth women that clothes were not imporant. Man, we would have much more money, and *cough* the view would be much nicer would it not?

[krossfyter]

well obvioulsy jef you know why us humans have to cover up.... you know your theology dont you? i know you do. aliens if they are real dont have that same problem i suspect.

a) if they are real and seperate from demons....
they dont have that problem that humans have so no need to cover up
b) if they are demons....
they dont need to cover up of course ... they are demons.
c) if they are fake and are a product of an over imaginary public
then the publics got some sub concious perversion issues that freud never thought of.


who knows! im just one human amongst 6 billion.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Man, if we could convince earth women that clothes were not imporant. Man, we would have much more money, and *cough* the view would be much nicer would it not?

Provided everyone has to stay thin....I've seen some nasty sites - sort of like krossfyters women in the Dominican Republic going topless - not good.

But then if clothes weren't important, well, being naked wouldn't be that big a deal. Besides, there are only so many places you would be comfortable (climate wise). You still need to bundle up in Alaska....

D

[diorio]

There would certainly be more of a need to stay in shape.:D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by diorio
There would certainly be more of a need to stay in shape.:D

he he he....very true....but then what would be considered attractive & sexy?

[Sun Baked]

Darn, no strippers or porn stars...

[diorio]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


he he he....very true....but then what would be considered attractive & sexy?

hmm, not sure, because everyone would be used to seeing everyone else naked. It would also be weird because you wouldn't get "excited" everytime you saw a beautiful women, but I guess, if you did get "excited, then she is very attractive.

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Provided everyone has to stay thin....I've seen some nasty sites - sort of like krossfyters women in the Dominican Republic going topless - not good.

But then if clothes weren't important, well, being naked wouldn't be that big a deal. Besides, there are only so many places you would be comfortable (climate wise). You still need to bundle up in Alaska....

D

There's also the "engineering" angle to consider..... It's quite neccessary for Women to have ... er... support just as it's quite neccesary to have something to keep Men's packages from slapping themselves numb when we run.

[vniow]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


and i want to hear back on this from more than just edvniow on this one:p


A ha ha. Very funny.

I come back inside after washing the car, see a thread with NAKED in the title and it's about aliens.

How dissapointing.:(:p


Seriously, I'd say that aliens don't wear clothes cuz their culture is different, after all, there are some human cultures that don't wear a whole bunch, not so much now, but within the last 500 years or so.

They probably view sexuality as sonething that's beyond physical form would be by guess.:)

[P-Worm]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Man, if we could convince earth women that clothes were not imporant. Man, we would have much more money, and *cough* the view would be much nicer would it not?

Don't you mean convince HOT Earth women? The ugly ones should keep their clothes on.:D

Sorry if I have offended any ugly women...

P-Worm

[King Cobra]

The closest I can think of to clothed aliens would be in The Simpsons, with the alien creatures in the style of Clinton and Bush Sr.

But who's going to clothe a $1000 robot-controlled mock up of an alien for the movies anyways? :p

[scem0]

Maybe they just have the common sense to know that everyone has genitals, and there is no reason to hide them. I mean if we had some wierd culture trait of covering up our left pinkie fingers, and in India they don't cover them up, would they be wierd? We would think so, but it wouldn't be true. It is all what you percieve as being strange. To aliens, maybe not wearing clothes is strange.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


he he he....very true....but then what would be considered attractive & sexy?

Well, you do the old Vulcan Mind Meld....a really nice brain would probably be the turn on. But then with psi powers, you could do all sorts of things....;)

[iGav]

Originally posted by P-Worm


Don't you mean convince HOT Earth women? The ugly ones should keep their clothes on.:D

Sorry if I have offended any ugly women...

P-Worm

:p :p :p Cheeky :p :p :p

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by P-Worm


Don't you mean convince HOT Earth women? The ugly ones should keep their clothes on.:D

Sorry if I have offended any ugly women...

P-Worm

and as you get older like me, more and more women qualify in my book as hot women

when i was 19, i dated (or hang out with) this 28 year old french woman who was gorgeous, but somehow i thought she was too old for me

now when i see a 28 year old woman, she looks like a teenager:p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Well, you do the old Vulcan Mind Meld....a really nice brain would probably be the turn on. But then with psi powers, you could do all sorts of things....;)

"dude...check out the melon on her!"

"heh...she must have an IQ of 160!" :D

[Mr. Anderson]

I prefer 200+ actually....;)

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by dukestreet
I prefer 200+ actually....;)

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[groovebuster]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Man, if we could convince earth women that clothes were not imporant. Man, we would have much more money, and *cough* the view would be much nicer would it not?

You should have been born as a Ferengi then... :D

groovebuster

[Rower_CPU]

If our society ever gets to that point, do you think our bodies will look the same, physically?

The reason aliens go around naked is they have evolved to the point where reproduction takes place asexually in test tubes and incubators, requiring neither sex to have any sort of well defined genitalia. This creates an androgynous race where gender is less important, finally allowing us to free ourselves of gender stereotypes and inequities.

Their nudity is an expression of the equality of their people.:D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU

The reason aliens go around naked is they have evolved to the point where reproduction takes place asexually in test tubes and incubators, requiring neither sex to have any sort of well defined genitalia. This creates an androgynous race where gender is less important, finally allowing us to free ourselves of gender stereotypes and inequities.

But that sort of sucks if you get stranded on a desert planet.....

I wonder if they'd ever remake the show to be Gilligan's Planet?

[krossfyter]

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40 water?

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by dukestreet


But that sort of sucks if you get stranded on a desert planet.....

I wonder if they'd ever remake the show to be Gilligan's Planet?

lost in space was kind of funny to me with dr. smith messing up all the time...gilligan did that on gilligan's island

i can see a remake of gilligan's island soon

they did spiderman, the brady bunch, wild wild west, mission impossible, and charlie's angels...so why not gilligan's island

i could see them casting jim carrey as gilligan:p

adam sandler would also be great for the role

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


lost in space was kind of funny to me with dr. smith messing up all the time...gilligan did that on gilligan's island

i can see a remake of gilligan's island soon

they did spiderman, the brady bunch, wild wild west, mission impossible, and charlie's angels...so why not gilligan's island

i could see them casting jim carrey as gilligan:p

adam sandler would also be great for the role



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[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by krossfyter




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ray romano?

seinfeld?

any suggestions?