*Official Poop Thread*

[eyelikeart]

Well...in the past few days there have been more than enough comments on the subject...and since it's being taken quite well by the masses...I felt it was time to devote an entire thread to it...POOP! :D

Please feel free to share your experiences...fears...technical difficulties...jokes...gaseousness...whatever...

I am compiling as many of the poop & gas references as I can here so we can all see them together...he he he ;)

I hope arn doesn't feel this is too over-the-top... :eek:

[job]

I have one image I'd like you to see that expresses my view on this thread.. ;)

http://forums.tactical-ops.to/images/smilies/omg.gif

[vniow]

Kung Poop 1 (http://www.extratainment.com/archive/rd001029.html)


Kung Poop 2 (http://www.extratainment.com/archive/rd010327.html)

[Sun Baked]

Once again, the monkey video. (http://vatican.rotten.com/monkey/stinkymonkey.mpg)

[mischief]

http://www.extratainment.com/archive/rd010320.html

:rolleyes: :eek: :cool: :D

[eyelikeart]

so I have a few questions for u guys here....

1) Isn't a clean break one of the more gratifying poops one can have? :D

2) For those with Airport equipped TiBooks or iBook...ever post or surf while pooping? :p

3) Do u really prefer the scent of your own brand best? :eek:

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief
http://www.extratainment.com/archive/rd010320.html

:rolleyes: :eek: :cool: :D


I wonder if Recycle Dog ever gets http://adwoff.com/ubb/graemlins/constipated.gif

[job]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

3) Do u really prefer the scent of your own brand best? :eek:

For those of us who don't have smelly poop and don't want to sniff it... :eek: :eek:

Damn, this is going to be one sick thread...

[Sun Baked]

The modern throne room...

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/theultimatehead.jpg

[vniow]

Warning to all guests:

http://forums.tactical-ops.to/images/smilies/warn.gif

[King Cobra]

>2) For those with Airport equipped TiBooks or iBook...ever post or surf while pooping? :p

I don't have AirPort, but my father does. He has the dual eth. one and a PowerBook G3, and, I guess, got bored of magazines. For some reason that's the only reason I can think of that he would spend $400+ for wireless internet while busy for a few minutes... :rolleyes: :D


Hey, hitman, if this thread isn't sick enough, take a look at Ms. V's new tar. Makes you want to grab the paper :eek:^3 :p

[mischief]

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/11/23/21842.html

:eek: Winky does Espresso!

[vniow]

Originally posted by King Cobra



Hey, hitman, if this thread isn't sick enough, take a look at Ms. V's new tar. Makes you want to grab the paper :eek:^3 :p


Hey don't disrespect the 'tar or you will face it's wrath!

http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/FIREdevil.gif

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
The modern throne room...

that is excellent!! :D

LOVE the padded seat!

honestly...I don't believe in the power of a padded seat nearly as much as I do just being on my own thone... ;)

[King Cobra]

>The modern throne room...

>http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/theultimatehead.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

What happens if you have a flood? Considering that the big lid serves for big people. :eek:^:D

You might as well make that your office! :p

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
so I have a few questions for u guys here....

1) Isn't a clean break one of the more gratifying poops one can have? :D

2) For those with Airport equipped TiBooks or iBook...ever post or surf while pooping? :p

3) Do u really prefer the scent of your own brand best? :eek:

1. a clean break is best

2. never surfed while pooping. its' my "alone" time away from my mac.

3. I really don't like any scent of poop.

I'll add a few burning questions:

4. Ever poop yourself?

5. Ever poop on someone else?

6. Ever been pooped on by someone else

7. ever been pooped on by a baby?

And check out http://turds.com/ and http://www.doodie.com/flash.php

[King Cobra]

>Hey don't disrespect the 'tar or you will face it's wrath!

http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/FIREdevil.gif [/B][/QUOTE]

Smiley S*tan needs some Pepto Bismol!

http://forums.macrumors.com/images/icons/icon3.gif http://forums.macrumors.com/images/icons/icon4.gif http://forums.macrumors.com/images/icons/icon13.gif :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

I'll add a few burning questions:

4. Ever poop yourself?

5. Ever poop on someone else?

6. Ever been pooped on by someone else

7. ever been pooped on by a baby?

4) not since I was a wee one...

5) ah...this is one I've yet to accomplish...

6) thank god no! :eek:

7) nope...if I'm around one and he/she smells...I pass ;)

[King Cobra]

>http://turds.com/ and http://www.doodie.com/flash.php

Oh, my. For bleeding John Jack Jordon James's sake! That deserves to be removed!

http://www.riaa.com/graphics/PA1.gif ^2

[mischief]

Ever had poop with so much undigested chili oil in it U actually considered just holding the rest...... forever?

Ever had such an even mix of gas and poop that the logs "exploded" on the way out?

Ever been pooping drunk.... and had to puke in the shower?

Ever had a log so long it hit bottom before breaking off?

Ever had gas so rancid it made YOUR OWN eyes water?

Do U leave your pants around your ankles or pull out one leg so U can better "Sumo"?

Ever turn around to flush and wonder how that ever came out?

[Sun Baked]

Ever stop to think how humiliating the statement

"This stuff tastes like *****."

or even the rebuttal

"I agree/You're right/etc."

is.

---

Think about it, you have just admitted to being someone who has tasted poop/eaten poop/etc.

[eyelikeart]

there's been a few times where I know I left a BIG turd...but I'd swear there's absolutely NOTHING there in the pot...wtf? :eek: :D

[vniow]

Speaking of Sumos....

Did you know that they have to hire people to wipe their ass cuz they can't their arms around it? :eek:

[Thirteenva]

Originally posted by mischief
Ever had poop with so much undigested chili oil in it U actually considered just holding the rest...... forever?

Ever had such an even mix of gas and poop that the logs "exploded" on the way out?

Ever been pooping drunk.... and had to puke in the shower?

Ever had a log so long it hit bottom before breaking off?

Ever had gas so rancid it made YOUR OWN eyes water?

Do U leave your pants around your ankles or pull out one leg so U can better "Sumo"?

Ever turn around to flush and wonder how that ever came out?

If there was anyone not grossed out up to this point, i'm sure you've solved that.....

damn thats just too funny and so gross at the same damn time.:D

Still, makes you wonder if somethings are better left unsaid...;)

[scem0]

:D

[King Cobra]

>Think about it, you have just admitted to being someone who has tasted poop/eaten poop/etc.

Greg Damn, Sun Baked. That ain't right. :D

More Qs:

Ever clogged the can?

Ever been banned from a homeowner's bathroom when invited to their house once? (If so, explain... :D)

Ever laugh so hard you crap your pants before making it to the can?

Ever wish your can had a soft covered back and a recliner? :D :D :D :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Thirteenva

Still, makes you wonder if somethings are better left unsaid...;)

he he he....yeah...sorta like everyone thinking it...but taking just 1 person to actually say it...

or to poop... :eek:

whatever...it's all relative ;)

[vniow]

Here's one:

Have you ever had a turd that was (http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/sketches/boilbum.wav)

[mischief]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Whistle-o-farter!

http://entertainment.nzoom.com/entertainment_detail/0,1846,68728-129-130,00.html

"But the first fiddle of flatulence was an elegant French gentleman of the Victorian/Edwardian eras, Joseph Pujol, the great Le Petomaine. Blessed with a sphincter of extraordinary elasticity, he could 'inhale' air through a hole in the seat of his trousers, then control its expulsion in a most melodic fashion. He convulsed audiences on the French cabaret circuit with his bird-call imitations and tunes on his 'flatus flute', including La Marseillaise, complete with cannon shots. He could even suck in a basin of water, walk to the other side of the stage, and expel it at high pressure into another receptacle. Top that, Nicole Kidman. You wouldn't have been given stage room at the old Moulin Rouge."

[vniow]

This thread has got me so exited! (http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/sketches/delight.wav)

[eyelikeart]

well I've never tasted any...thank god... :rolleyes:

I do know a guy who laughed so hard once...he crapped his pants...he he he :D

[mischief]

Ever went to "sneak-cheek" and wound up sneaking a nugget?:eek:

[King Cobra]

>"...Top that, Nicole Kidman. You wouldn't have been given stage room at the old Moulin Rouge."

>excited (http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/sketches/delight.wav)

*puts face in palm of hand, looks up*

Hey, eye, would you have made any poll options for this if they weren't diabled? :D

[vniow]

How do the rest of you ususlly refer to poop?

Me I call (http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/sketches/irritate.wav) it crap.

But of course this is pure (http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/sketches/pureBS.wav) bullmilk.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by King Cobra

Hey, eye, would you have made any poll options for this if they weren't diabled? :D

he he he...the beauty about modhood...I can still post a poll :D

[Durandal7]

After I take a giant crap I feel like a big man.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Durandal7
After I take a giant crap I feel like a big man.

ooh u BIB man! :D

after I take a big crap...I feel a few lbs lighter ;)

[job]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

after I take a big crap...I feel a few lbs lighter ;)

I always have to take a crap before I run anything over a 400 meter sprint...

Otherwise I'm afraid the logs I leave behind will trip the other runners in my heat... :eek: :eek:

[mischief]

Originally posted by hitman


I always have to take a crap before I run anything over a 400 meter sprint...

Otherwise I'm afraid the logs I leave behind will trip the other runners in my heat... :eek: :eek:

Just yell "Stick!" when they fall out!:D :eek:

[Durandal7]

Too bad Splat! doesn't have a website yet, eh mischief? ;)

[job]

Originally posted by mischief
Just yell "Stick!" when they fall out!:D :eek:

Nah...then they will think it's the relay and pick up the wrong "stick." :eek: :D

[eyelikeart]

so how many of u guys are truly surprised by what your body is able to produce? :eek: :D

[Moxiemike]

indeed i am!

[King Cobra]

>so how many of u guys are truly surprised by what your body is able to produce? :eek: :D

I think it's more surprising to find out what certain chemicals can produce in Chemistry.

This past Wednesday I had Chemistry lab and the class did a whole bunch of experiments with solutions, some with sulfites, some with nitrates, others with sulfides. Of course, when some chemicals react, H2S is given off (rotten egg smell), producing a rather powerful smell, the same with sulfite. That's why we did these experiments "under the hood", where the hood takes chemical odors out of the room.

However, after about 5 different experiments by each group, there was a strong odor in the class. The hood wasn't working! So the entire room filled up with rotten egg and sulfite smell. I've never been in a room that smelled so bad.

Yes, dare I say it, it smelled worse than any bathroom I've been in. :eek:^(outrageous) :p

[Mr. Anderson]

What I found interesting was in Jurasic Park and even in the last one, they had some piles of dino poop - huge tracks of poop. I've seen an elephant let go at the zoo, but a carnivore the size of a bus would be nuts.

I've been tempted to weigh myself before and after, but I never remember till after a big one....

[Rower_CPU]

This is either an all-time low or an all-time high for MR...I'm not sure which...

At least we haven't gotten as bad as Spymac and their neverending or panties threads...

...hmmm, on second thought...I guess we sort of have...:D

[krossfyter]

enough! have some
gourmet (http://pulp.linuxroot.org/wavs/coffee.wav) coffee
http://pulp.linuxroot.org/pics/gourmet.jpg

[Mr. Anderson]

we could invite them over for a 'Have you ever Pooped in your Panties' thread discussion....

There does seem to be an over infatuation lately with excriment? Anyone got any ideas on this?

[vniow]

Originally posted by dukestreet

There does seem to be an over infatuation lately with excriment? Anyone got any ideas on this?


We're low on rumors. :)

[King Cobra]

>enough! have some
gourmet coffee

This thread has been getting some truly crappy posts, I wonder if coffee will help! :D

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by dukestreet
we could invite them over for a 'Have you ever Pooped in your Panties' thread discussion....

There does seem to be an over infatuation lately with excriment? Anyone got any ideas on this?

It's all Winky's fault...silly monkey...

Then again, eye is the one bringing this up...maybe a name change is in order: eyelikepoop :eek: ;) :p

[King Cobra]

>We're low on rumors. :)

That's not a bad thing, considering this thread is even lower!! :eek: :D

[vniow]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>We're low on rumors. :)

That's not a bad thing, considering this thread is even lower!! :eek: :D



Maybe I should start a thread about panties.:D

[krossfyter]

enough! have a tasty burger (http://pulp.linuxroot.org/wavs/burger.wav )
http://pulp.linuxroot.org/pics/burger2.jpg

[King Cobra]

>Maybe I should start a thread about panties.:D

Then, again, eyelikepoop already created a thread on what color underwear u wear. :D

KF, man, would you keep that tasteless crap off my screen? :eek: :p

[crassusad44]

Just take a pic and post it here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

:D :D :D

:rolleyes:

juck...

:p :D

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>enough! have some
gourmet coffee

This thread has been getting some truly crappy posts, I wonder if coffee will help! :D

I don't think people want a coffee colonic right now...

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>
KF, man, would you keep that tasteless crap off my screen? :eek: :p


no way man... burgers are good for you! the corner stone of any nutrious breakfast.

http://pulp.linuxroot.org/pics/burger.jpg

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by crassusad44
Just take a pic and post it here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

:D :D :D

:rolleyes:

juck...

:p :D

Dear lord....that's just awful...

::::::::::WARNING::::::::::
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to post "*******"...and believe me, you don't want that.

[vniow]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Dear lord....that's just awful...

::::::::::WARNING::::::::::
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to post "*******"...and believe me, you don't want that.


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not *******!:eek::eek::eek:

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by edvniow
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not *******!:eek::eek::eek:

Hey, it's a warning...for now...:eek:

[King Cobra]

>I don't think people want a coffee colonic right now...

Coffee what?

>(Rower)::::::::::WARNING::::::::::
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to post "*******"...and believe me, you don't want that.

Didn't you post a warning thingy about male genitalia elsewhere? No, I didn't click on the link, but you have got to get a life with links to sexual images! :D

>http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Why do people find it interesting to upload pics of their own crap that came out of their YKW?

>(KF) burgers are good for you! the corner stone of any nutrious breakfast.

Damn, only if they've been BBQ'd and it's for dinner. I don't have BBQ for breakfast! :p

[scem0]

Originally posted by crassusad44
Just take a pic and post it here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

:D :D :D

:rolleyes:

juck...

:p :D

that is just disguisting....

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Didn't you post a warning thingy about male genitalia elsewhere? No, I didn't click on the link, but you have got to get a life with links to sexual images! :D

Ha..."*******" is anything but sexual...

...unless you're eyelikepoop. ;) :eek: :confused:

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>I don't think people want a coffee colonic right now...

Coffee what?

Coffee enema...

ie. Take the coffee and blow it out your ass.

[vniow]

Does anyone else think this should be a Sticky for a couple of days? :D

[King Cobra]

>Coffee enema...

>Take the coffee and blow it out your ass.

Comprendo, amigo. (Got it, buddy. :D)

V, if this thread becomes a sticky, what would be come of poop? :p

[crassusad44]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Dear lord....that's just awful...

::::::::::WARNING::::::::::
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to post "*******"...and believe me, you don't want that.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This could become the most stinkin' awful disgusting thread ever..... :eek:

[krossfyter]

blamemarvin (http://pulp.linuxroot.org/wavs/blam_mar.wav)
http://pulp.linuxroot.org/pics/blast.jpg

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by crassusad44


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This could become the most stinkin' awful disgusting thread ever..... :eek:

I have faith...

That somebody will be able to top it.

[scem0]

This thread is becoming increadibly gross. I think that a panties thread would be much better.

[mc68k]

poop spelled backwards is poop

[scem0]

That was the most intelligent statement in this thread so far.

:D:D:D

[Sun Baked]

For some reason this thread keeps floating to the top.

[scem0]

Was that a metaphorical statement?



At least this thread is not a metaphorical thread, like the "how many licks does it take" thread... :D

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by scem0
At least this thread is not a metaphorical thread, like the "how many licks does it take" thread... :D
This is definitely not the thread for "Blah, Blah Bite Me, Blah" or talking about licking, sucking, or biting. http://www.crownvic.net/ubb/graemlins/tongue.gif

[krossfyter]

you asked for it eye and everyone else...


:eek: moderator note: dude...now that's friggin' gross!

[Sun Baked]

krossfyter,

Didn't you ever learn to flush?

---

Edit: Looks like it finally took a moderator to flush krossfyter's pictures...

[krossfyter]

http://celica.net/ubb/graemlins/naughty.gif

[eyelikeart]

dude...while your contributions are very well appreciated...

I had to take down your images man...I don't know how arn would react to them...esp. that huge load sitting in the bottom of the toilet...

next time just include a hyperlink instead of mirroring the image? ;)

[mischief]

Poop on yer face is worth two in his hand.


Dog Zen:

On the road of life, don't forget to stop and smell the poop.


Shakespearian Poop-Zen:

Would not a crap by any other name but smell a sweet?

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by mischief
Dog Zen:

On the road of life, don't forget to stop and smell the poop.


just make sure not to step in it! :eek: :D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief

Dog Zen:

On the road of life, don't forget to stop and smell the poop.

I think its more like

'Don't forget to stop and smell the sphinkters'

;)

[mischief]

http://www.extratainment.com/archive/rd010315.html

:eek: :confused: :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
dude...while your contributions are very well appreciated...

I had to take down your images man...I don't know how arn would react to them...esp. that huge load sitting in the bottom of the toilet...

next time just include a hyperlink instead of mirroring the image? ;)


haha alright then.


the squirts (http://www.lamer.net/h-squirts2.jpg)

[eyelikeart]

hmm...so anyone experiencing any today?

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...so anyone experiencing any today?


do you want me to show you a picture bra?

hehe

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by krossfyter
do you want me to show you a picture bra?

hehe

:confused:

Bra, I thought this was the poop thread...

Are you cooking up something weird?

Or do you have a kinky fetish, and collect bras?

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Sun Baked


:confused:

Bra, I thought this was the poop thread...

Are you cooking up something weird?

Or do you have a kinky fetish, and collect bras?

bra is slang for bro which is short for brother which is another way of signifying to another that you are thier friend.

[jelloshotsrule]

www.ratemypoo.com


this thread is terrible. glad i didn't read it all.

[jelloshotsrule]

also, it really should be "brah"

gotta have that extra little umph of breath at the end of it...

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
also, it really should be "brah"

gotta have that extra little umph of breath at the end of it...

Yes, it's short for "braddah"...like the way they say it in Hawaii, which is more meaningful, I think...

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
also, it really should be "brah"

gotta have that extra little umph of breath at the end of it...

true dat... but are we really going to argue the proper spelling of a slang term? thats funny bra. http://celica.net/ubb/graemlins/wiggle.gif

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by krossfyter
true dat... but are we really going to argue the proper spelling of a slang term? thats funny bra. http://celica.net/ubb/graemlins/wiggle.gif

brah...it's important to some people...

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by krossfyter
bra is slang for bro which is short for brother which is another way of signifying to another that you are thier friend.

Darn... I was hoping for something sick and twisted.

And with the stuff you've been posting lately, anything is possible. :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Yes, it's short for "braddah"...like the way they say it in Hawaii, which is more meaningful, I think...

see to that jello would say "braddah" should be spelled "brahddah"


either way man... says the same *****. ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

the issue for me is that "bra" is another word, which is more common amongst people. so if you say "what up bra?" people will think you're talking about a brassiere.

plus, as rower said, i don't call just anyone my brah

well maybe i do, but i shouldn't

and thus, the braddah... ie, more meaningful word.


crazy hawaiians.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
see to that jello would say "braddah" should be spelled "brahddah"


no. you don't say "bra-(breath)-ddah"... you say "braddah". whereas with brah it's like "bra-(breath)"... therefore, the h goes in there

see? see??? you gonna send me some pictures brah??

[diorio]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...so anyone experiencing any today?

Unfortunately yes, and I have a crosscountry race today! Hopefully it will "propel" me along and leave my opponents running against the "wind".:D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


no. you don't say "bra-(breath)-ddah"... you say "braddah". whereas with brah it's like "bra-(breath)"... therefore, the h goes in there

see? see??? you gonna send me some pictures brah??


ahh man you are changing the game on me bra. what pictures would you like brahdah? ;)

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by diorio


Unfortunately yes, and I have a crosscountry race today! Hopefully it will "propel" me along and leave my opponents running against the "wind".:D


i hope so too bra!:D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by diorio


Unfortunately yes, and I have a crosscountry race today! Hopefully it will "propel" me along and leave my opponents running against the "wind".:D

well, carry a lighter and get the afterburner effect, you could knock a whole second off your time ;)

Has anyone here lit one before?

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by dukestreet




Has anyone here lit one before?


I have bra.

[diorio]

Thanks guys, and no, I haven't lit one before, but I know a video of one on, http://oracle9.net/index2.html then go to "videos" and then "why playing with fire is not good":D

[mischief]

http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/farts.html

[diorio]

Originally posted by mischief
http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/farts.html

That first one is very disgusting!:eek:

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by diorio


That first one is very disgusting!:eek:


you want to see disgusting bra? ill show you a pic if you want.

[diorio]

Originally posted by krossfyter



you want to see disgusting bra? ill show you a pic if you want.

If your talking about "the squirts" back on page 4, I've seen, and trust me, its disgusting. By the way, did you actually take a picture of your own poop, or is it from somewhere else?

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by diorio


If your talking about "the squirts" back on page 4, I've seen, and trust me, its disgusting. By the way, did you actually take a picture of your own poop, or is it from somewhere else?



okay. http://celica.net/ubb/graemlins/wiggle.gif

yeah it was a pic from some where else.


i cant believe it didnt stay up but i guess i shouldnt be surprised.

i mean this is a thread about poop right so a poop pic would be most relavent to the topic at hand. i wasnt the first one to post a poop pic anyways... i was just the first to mirror it on the thread. all in all.... im not going to argue over it with the eye the mod because he is the mod. what he says goes man. im just messing around anyways. heh. its all good.

http://celica.net/ubb/graemlins/hihi.gif

[scem0]

Originally posted by diorio


That first one is very disgusting!:eek:

AHAHHAHA that is funny.

[Sun Baked]

For those that use their right hand...

Did you ever stop to think, why we put forth the hand we use to wipe our ass when we greet people?

(ie, shake hand = wipe hand)

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
For those that use their right hand...

Did you ever stop to think, why we put forth the hand we use to wipe our ass when we greet people?

(ie, shake hand = wipe hand)


ya bra! think of this ***** all the time.

[scem0]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
For those that use their right hand...

Did you ever stop to think, why we put forth the hand we use to wipe our ass when we greet people?

(ie, shake hand = wipe hand)

I use my left hand to wipe, and my right hand to greet.....

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by scem0


I use my left hand to wipe, and my right hand to greet.....


in that order?

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by scem0


I use my left hand to wipe, and my right hand to greet.....
But are you 100% sure the person you are shaking hands with, washed their hands after wiping?

[eyelikeart]

it's called a "Stink Palm"...

check out Mallrats to get a good effect of what it could be like...he he he :eek: :D ;)


and no duke...I've never lit one...

but I know people who will...

[scem0]

Yes, in that order. I hope the person that I am shaking hands with cleansed their hands....:D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter



ahh man you are changing the game on me bra. what pictures would you like brahdah? ;)

the ones i told you to send brah

"bra" is bugging me!

[Macrosoft]

Once in a while you must set your pace.
Bear your thoughts and grimace your face.
Squeeze your cheeks and make it so
every day you need to go.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Oh what a relief it is.
Sitting there all alone
perhaps even on the phone.

You set your pace
and redden your face
Take your aim
your almost there

One strain from ecstasy
and feeling quite sure
that the next plop,
will bring you to a stop

but remember one thing,
as you release your load.
this thought,
that should implode.

in the immortal words of MACROSOFT:

You can pinch a loaf,
but you can't squeeze the Charmin.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[King Cobra]

Macrosoft:


What a day! What you say
makes me turn and puke away
from society, it upsets me
and my stomach one to three
Can you see what you say
upsets me and the way
this thread is read. I confess
I beg you: save the rest!

How literal can poop be beautiful
to me if your in the will
to spill the thrill of your kill
of time crusing right by you?
Are you through? Make it two?
True, my face is now blue
from sh*tting time on the dime
and by bullsh*tting like you.

You don't come close. Your story's gross.
Some gory stories should be toast
from the street. When you meet
other people, keep your feet
on the ground, all around.
Use any sanity profound
to the knowledge you possess
and save yourself all the rest.

Over here, people fear
that ***** like this may appear
looking queer, smelling queer.
(Take a guess. It's ***** smeer.)
But, my friend, do depend
to keep your stories to us friends
on the forums in community
so we can faint in unity!

:cool: :eek: :p

[Sun Baked]

Sad Friday Night,

Seems there's more poop being created, than booze being consumed on the MacRumors poop and booze threads.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


the ones i told you to send brah

"bra" is bugging me!

oh okay bra....uhh i mean brah.


nah... im on it.

[krossfyter]

whats up with the poems man?


yall are gonna make me bring that ***** in or what?


:cool: :D

[encephalon]

I wrote a journal entry (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=encephalon&itemid=1299) on poop once. :eek:

It might make you laugh, or not. But hell, it's related to the discussion right?

[Durandal7]

I just crapped a floater.

[vniow]

Moving The Subway
-- written and submitted by Three Ply

The sub that I ate
was twelve inches long.
Therefore I knew
the sh|t would be strong.

I held off for a while
from my bodily fate.
Because like Heinz ketchup,
"Good things come to those who wait."

My stomach was rumbling,
the sh|t was approaching.
I ran down that hall
while undoing my clothing.

I plowed through the door
with a thunderous wrap.
At the top of my lungs
I shouted, "I gotta crap!"

The stall door lock
was no match for me.
I ripped open the door
while a man stood to pee.

My colon was quaking
as this man stood in awe.
I threw him aside.
He threw piss on the wall.

My pants at my ankles,
I slammed the door shut,
and made sure I had paper
to clean off my butt.

With no moment wasted
I sat myself down.
As my ass hit the toilet,
the sh|t started to crown.

As the sh|t was ready
to say hello to the world,
it stopped halfway out
which made my toes curl.

The pain was immense.
My asshole was crying.
The sweat on my forehead
told me I must keep trying.

I gripped the handicap bars.
My feet shook in my shoes.
The fight with this turd,
my ass would not lose.

I forcefully grunted
for this sh|t to progress.
This ultimate crap
put my ass to the test.

My asshole was stretched
like a woman giving birth.
I thought this had to be
the biggest sh|t on Earth!

While the sh|t decended
to its watery grave,
I felt like Jimmy Swaggert
yelling, "I have been saved!"

To help things along
I softly started humming.
But this sh|t didn't stop.
The sh|t kept on coming.

I tried to stay calm.
I tried to be patient.
And before too long,
the train pulled into the station.

The battle was over.
My lungs begged for air.
But the following stench
would give the dead a scare.

The odor was deadly.
My ass was a-reeling.
As soon as I had looked,
the wall paint was peeling.

As bad as I needed in,
I now had to leave.
The smell reached my throat.
I damn near heaved.

I stood from the can
and wiped my ass clean.
Gave the toilet a flush
while my ass gave off steam.

I stormed from the restroom
with Daytona speed.
Once outside I fell.
My pants still at my knees.

With no one around
I zipped up my clothes.
Did the flush take my sh|t?
Hell, nobody knows.

The sh|t I accomplished
felt incredibly great.
My footsteps were lighter.
I knew I lost weight.

Some may disagree
and even argue a bit.
Believe it or not,
this world revolves around sh|t!

[krossfyter]

http://www.lamer.net/tmyk.gif

[Sun Baked]

I'm surprised nobody has noted...

The things you eat,
to change the color,
or the peppers you eat,
that make you scream and holler.

[scem0]

Beans beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat,
the more you toot
- I know I know, it's about farting not pooping

[King Cobra]

>Moving The Subway
-- written and submitted by Three Ply
...

Only problem with that poem was, it's not yours. Very unnatural. :p

I'm so glad to wake up early this morning to see this *****'s still going on. :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I'm so glad to wake up early this morning to see this *****'s still going on. :D

hmm....*feeling a rumble in my lower extremities*

speaking of ***** going on...I think I'll be back! :eek: :rolleyes: :D

who wants a report?? :p

[scem0]

Im very suprised that this thread is still active

No Place To Go
Posted 8.8.02002 by Jonny

I decided to go see The Iron Maidens (the world's first and only all-female tribute to Iron Maiden) play this past Saturday in Santa Monica. Also playing were Hangar 18 (Megadeth tribute) and Creeping Death (Metallica tribute). Before the show, I decided to stop for a quick bite to eat at Taco Bell...

I got a big beef burrito and nacho supreme. After I ate, I hit the road. Halfway to Santa Monica, I started feeling my stomach rumble. Then I started to feel my bowels clenching. I could feel the inevitable diarrhea starting to grab hold of me.

I did my best to concentrate on driving, as the southern CA traffic was quite heavy on Saturday night. When I reached the bar/club, I was relieved that I had made it there safely without soiling myself. I entered the bar and immediately dashed for the restroom. I was upset to discover that the men's room had only one toilet -- which had no booth for privacy... AND the main door had no lock.

Feeling a little embarassed, I decided to hold my feces a little longer (in hindsight, I have no idea why). I watched the first band set up their equipment. Meanwhile, my stomach and bowels were in total agony. It literally felt like my intestines were going into convulsions. The feces wanted out, but I was determined to beat my own stomach.

I refused to take a dump in such wide open view of anyone that might step into the men's room. I felt like I had no choice but to just hold it. I made it through Hangar 18 without passing out, but before Creeping Death took the stage I decided to drink alot of water. I was hot, and I thought it would alleviate some of my intestinal discomfort as well.

By this point, my body was almost numb. I had been holding this **** inside for nearly three hours. But now that the bar was packed with people, there was no chance to use the bathroom anyway.

I survived the next two bands, and by the time The Maidens finished their set, I was feeling much better. I think the water helped alot. Anyway, I left the bar around 2 AM -- about 7 hours after my first stomach cramp.

I made it home around 3 AM and man, I was ready to unload. As I walked in my apartment, I saw my nocturnal roommate playing on his Playstation 2. I told him, "you might wanna stay out of the bathroom for a little while." He replied to me, "the toilet is already backed up."

We had been having some problems with the toilet not flushing, and it overflowed a couple of times. Now it was completely clogged and there was NO WAY I was gonna take a chance on my "motherload" overflowing.

I had to bite the bullet a little longer. So I just went to sleep without relieving myself. I woke up in the morning around 11 am -- 16 hours after my first stomach cramp. I turned on the TV, and a few minutes later I could feel the diarrhea coming back.

My only option was to drive to some site of business and use their toilet.

I picked Target.

I needed to pick up some duct tape anyway, so I figured i'd kill two birds with one stone. I got to Target, and made my way straight to the bathroom. There was one guy walking in front of me, and I was praying that he would not use the toilet.

Sure enough, he did.

There were two stalls. One was already occupied and this ****ing guy takes the other.

I was starting to think that I would never be able to get rid of this ****. I went back out to the store and decided to just buy the damn duct tape that I needed. Afterwards, I made my way back to the restroom. This time, both stalls were empty.

Jackpot!!!!

I took the end stall (by the wall), so there was plenty of room. I pulled down my pants, sat down, checked to make sure the coast was clear, when suddenly this father and young son walk in! The dad is helping his kid pee, etc.

I'm thinking, "Should I just let it rip or what??" I mean, we're talking 17 hours of backed-up ****. Who knows how loud it will be? Or what gases will be released?

I decided to hold it a little longer. Meanwhile, another guy takes the stall next to me. After he finished pissing, I saw my window of opportunity. While he flushed, I could have about 10 good seconds of loud swirling water that could mask the sound of ass exploding in the toilet.

So I went for it.

He flushed... and I **** like a ****ing earthquake.

It was perfect. No one suspected a thing. After wiping my ass for about five minutes, I flushed everything away, and walked out of Target with my duct tape in hand.

[diorio]

Man, that sucks Scem0. Here is a link to a "new feature in windows" Windows Guy Wipin' A** (http://oracle9.net/funnypics/44.gif)

[krossfyter]

>Moving The Subway
-- written and submitted by Three Ply[/B]
...

>Only problem with that poem was, it's not yours. Very unnatural. :p



>I'm so glad to wake up early this morning to see this *****'s still going on.



are you dipping?

[Hemingray]

This is the most disgusting thread yet!

I wonder what the Poopsmith (http://www.homestarrunner.com) would think...

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by scem0
Beans beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat,
the more you toot
- I know I know, it's about farting not pooping

Then there's the big farts that drop a load into your pants, or even the wet farts that make for interesting evenings.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Sun Baked


Then there's the big farts that drop a load into your pants, or even the wet farts that make for interesting evenings.


no way bra?

[King Cobra]

>>I'm so glad to wake up early this morning to see this *****'s still going on.

>(KF) are you dipping?

are you bra? :D

eye, I'll pass on a report. I just had a few nonpareils earlier, and I don't want to see any m*unds appearing anytime soon. :eek:


That was probably a little over the top, or under, in some cases. :p

[krossfyter]

king koBRA the rednek

[vniow]

I wonder if we're scaring off all the newbies since this is on the main page. :eek: :p

Not like that's a bad thing.;)

[King Cobra]

>king koBRA the rednek

If you refer to people you know as "bra", people you bytch with as "bra", and continue to use "bra" after you said you were "on it", you might be a redneck...

Bra! :eek: :D

If you feel directly linking an image of poop to a Macrumors thread, you might be a redneck...

Gross!! :p

[scem0]

Originally posted by edvniow
I wonder if we're scaring off all the newbies since this is on the main page. :eek: :p

Not like that's a bad thing.;)

I don't know about you, but I would see this and think 'wow' this looks like fun forums.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>king koBRA the rednek

If you refer to people you know as "bra", people you bytch with as "bra", and continue to use "bra" after you said you were "on it", you might be a redneck...

Bra! :eek: :D

If you feel directly linking an image of poop to a Macrumors thread, you might be a redneck...

Gross!! :p


hey whats wrong with linking an image of poop to this topic? last time i checked this thread was named "Official Poop Thread". is there something that i dont know about here? its seems rather relevant to post pics of poo in a thread called "Official Poop Thread" .... wouldnt you think bra?

but i must abide by the judgments of the mods here. whatever the mods say man. ;)

[King Cobra]

Well, brafyter, at least you aren't the Coco Puffs bird, following his nose to :eek:

There are certain limitations to discussing certain thread. If there was a thread on porn, for instance, you could only go as far as saying whether or not porn should be allowed to be stored on cell phones or not. Here, well, you probably should only go as far as not posting anything intensely graphic. :rolleyes:

Sure, it's a poop thread, but you can't post a pic of poop. How ironic. :D :rolleyes: :p

[scem0]

God, nobody post pics please. I am begging.... smilies doing gross thinfgs are fine, but not actual pictures of poop. That is just sick.

[scem0]

I just noticed that I am over 500 posts :D. I am putting up an avatar. I hope y'all like it.

Yes, that is me. Why do my eyes look wierd? I may never know....

[Hemingray]

Originally posted by scem0
God, nobody post pics please. I am begging.... smilies doing gross thinfgs are fine, but not actual pictures of poop. That is just sick.

That was attempted by a few notable members and promptly removed by the mods. :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Well, brafyter, at least you aren't the Coco Puffs bird, following his nose to :eek:

There are certain limitations to discussing certain thread. If there was a thread on porn, for instance, you could only go as far as saying whether or not porn should be allowed to be stored on cell phones or not. Here, well, you probably should only go as far as not posting anything intensely graphic. :rolleyes:

Sure, it's a poop thread, but you can't post a pic of poop. How ironic. :D :rolleyes: :p


i like the point you are trying to make here. i understand though. but come on.... porn is on a whole other level man. sure the image of real poop is graphic but its not on the same level as porn man. ya dig bra? ;)

[King Cobra]

>porn is on a whole other level man.

I'm using porn as an example. I could have used disection of maggots or violence in the mideast for all I care.

My point is that the irony of prohibition of posting certain pics in direct relation to a particular thread sets a less involved stage of either information, involvement, or the comical aspect of the thread, since the remainder of the thread must be dedicated to reasonably valid discussion. I agree that a certain quantity of subjects do not require pictures to obtain the "comical aspect" of the thread (this one in particular :)), but the irony remains in regard to the relationship between topic A and a picture discussing/regarding topic A not being appropriate for the topic. Yet the particular type of engaged discussion may vary from topic A to topic B, etc., such as the comical aspect of the poop thread to the heated/political discussions in the majority of political/war threads often created in the Community thread, or elsewhere.

Well, enough of the college lecture. I ran out of paper writing this... :really big wink: :eek: :p :D

[mischief]

You ever had a log so solid that when it hit bottom you could feel it through the floor?

Ever have to fart while holding a load and it actually tickled cuz yer pucker wuz so puckered?

Why is it that some poops cramp your hole even if they're not huge?

Why is it that your colon can hold wider loads than you can comfortably push through?

Ever had gas so nasty hat the Dog / Cat gave you a dirty look?

What is the sound of one ass flapping?

Wouldn't you rather see polititions throwing their own poop at each other than engaging in character assasination?

[Mr. Anderson]

thought for the day: its best not to read this thread while eating.....

ugh!

[mischief]

D, you ought to know better than that!?!:rolleyes:

[Mr. Anderson]

I just remembered that I have one really great poop story, but I need to get the pictures at home so it will have to wait.....can't believe I forgot!

[Mr. Anderson]

Ha, found the pics on my website. Ok, so I was fortunate enough to be part of a NASA expidition to the Greenland Icesheet back in school. It was while I was working at the Byrd Polar Research Center writing software for satellite image analysis that included 3D animation.

Well, we get flown up there by the Air National Guard on C130s (noisy as hell in the back) and fly into Sondestrom Air Base. Spend a couple days there getting are stuff together and then they fly us off to the icesheet, landing the plane on the snow (it had skies on the landing gear). Well, we were going to be up there for a month so we had to set up camp and make the facilitites. Here's a pic of the campsite (above the artic circle about 150 miles inland from the coast).

We had a bunch of good days, but as you can see, even in the summer up there it gets nasty - one night (even though the sun never set) it got down to -40.

[Mr. Anderson]

Well, inorder to make the 'facilities' you dig a little whole, about 1' in diameter and 2' deep in the packed snow/ice, drop a plasic bag of about a gallon or so of gas into the hole and light it. About 30 minutes later its burnt out, but the hole is much bigger. The picture below is a couple of the guys dropping another bag into the hole while the first one still was going. We ended up with something you could stand in and not reach the top with outstretched arms, and about 4-5' in diameter.

One of my jobs was to build a outhouse - that's me next to my results. A plastic toilet seat picked up at the PX worked great. And even at the nightly temps of -20 to -40, you didn't stick to the seat or get cold. This was the first year that they had done this and it was a hit, believe me. Much better than dropping your pants and squatting over a hole, the wind biting you in the ass.

But for me the most amazing thing was near the end of our month long stay, I happened to look down into the hole and saw the top of the poop stalagtite just a few feet below the opening!!!! 5 guys and a several weeks is a lot of *****, but this blew me away.

The next year I had graduated, so I didn't go, but even though the campsite was 100s of yards from the previous year, one of the guys went and spent a morning digging out the crapper so they could use it again.

D

[eyelikeart]

ooooh....that's gotta freeze your ballbag during long hauls!! :eek:

great story...and even greater for it being illustrated...he he he

so a little while ago I had to take out 5 mins for some "personal time" in the executive suite...nasty for sure! :eek: :D ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

eye- you seem to poop too much. or at least you share it way too often... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[mischief]

A rather large and heavy friend of mine has somewhat chemically dangerous eating habits...... I'll call him "Fuzzy". We worked for the same Apple retailer a couple of years ago and the Manager for most of that time was the kind of self-absorbed pompous jerk that just cries out to be messed with.

Fuzzy used to "Skunk" the office when going back to get RAM out of the safe when he knew this manager would be running away to hide from a difficult customer. Sometimes we'd set him up with a big-assed cup of coffee in the morning when Fuzzy was having "gastric distress" and keep him on the floor till he was squirming. Once we knew he was about to wet himself Fuzzy woud zip into the back and "spray the back rim" real fast. We got good at timing ths out so this guy would have no choice but to rush back there into the cloud.... I'd use the only other Bathroom at the same time..... :D

There were many variations on this trick......

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
eye- you seem to poop too much. or at least you share it way too often... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

hmm...I won't argue with u on either fact...

but I suppose that's what u get when u eat as often as I do... ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

I use to eat tons of food when I was in college, but only go every other day....weird.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet
I use to eat tons of food when I was in college, but only go every other day....weird.

yeah...I have a friend who was like that...

fastest metabolism...athletic as hell...didn't eat often...but definitely ate...once every few days...wtf? :confused:

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


yeah...I have a friend who was like that...

fastest metabolism...athletic as hell...didn't eat often...but definitely ate...once every few days...wtf? :confused:

Top this:

I had a friend here who was somewhat of a local celebrity. She had started this relationship with a rockstar from England and flew to meet him for a week in San franciso.

We picked her up frm the airport, and thoguht maybe she'd wanna grab a beer or sumpin. But she had to go home. The reason? She held her poop in for a week. A whole friggin week. Totally not healthy.

When we asked her about it, she said she didn't want him to think of her as a "pooper"

Still cracks me up, whenever i get to break out that story. :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

When we asked her about it, she said she didn't want him to think of her as a "pooper"

DUDE!!! :eek: A FRIGGIN' WEEK?!

Is she INSANE?!

wow...u did top it...I couldn't do that if I got paid $1 million...I'd explode!

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


DUDE!!! :eek: A FRIGGIN' WEEK?!

Is she INSANE?!

wow...u did top it...I couldn't do that if I got paid $1 million...I'd explode!

Yea. She was so hot too. Until you started talking to her. She totally thought the world revolved around her. But really, she had no confidence, etc etc.

And she held her poop in for a week. And apparently, she ate like normal--which is eating a lot.... i still chuckle.... heehee

[jelloshotsrule]

when i was a kid i remember going on like a 5 day vacation and not pooping that whole time. not so much holding it in. just not having to go.... hmm

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

wow...u did top it...I couldn't do that if I got paid $1 million...I'd explode!

you just don't eat that much. Have you ever fasted? It clears you out nicely. Speaking of which, I might have to go through that sometime soon, I realize I haven't done that in a couple of years. It makes you feel great afterwards - and the first meal is always yummy!

[eyelikeart]

damn...I wonder how long she was on the toilet for after? :eek:

as for being a kid and not pooping...I don't remember to be honest...my mother did tell me that I just needed to look at food and I'd have to *****... :D

and yes duke...I've fasted for 24 hour periods...cleaned me out sure...but was likely the worst experience I've ever gone through... :(

[Moxiemike]

I hear what you're saying about not eating Duke... but this chick was visiting her man, who was all about dinners out, and romance. She was just afraid to poop around him..

Frued would've had a FIELD DAY with this chick!

Haha. Eye, if you look at food now do you poop? That would be a hell of a skill... heehee

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

and yes duke...I've fasted for 24 hour periods...cleaned me out sure...but was likely the worst experience I've ever gone through... :(

i'm not talking 24 hours, more like doing juices and broth for a week - *really* cleaning house. You can't do a great job of it in 24 hours, you need to clean the blood out - get rid of the caffene addiction (my personal reason for it) and other chemical influences you've managed to pick up.

You really do feel great afterwards.

D

[jelloshotsrule]

why not just go with a nice colonic?

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
why not just go with a nice colonic?

i cant believe this thread is still going strong. hehehe

i might do the broth and water for a week thing soon.... although i have that whole liquor prob....er.... hab... er... affinity. yes affinity.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
She was just afraid to poop around him..

then it wasn't meant to be...my last girlfriend & I would see who held stronger ground...sometimes it got quite scary & disgusting...

btw...I did hold the worst stinkout on record... :D

[diorio]

Anyone ever had the deer like pellots? It's kind of disturbing, I like the log myself.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
why not just go with a nice colonic?

it does more than just clean out the tubes - its worth it, believe me. It also gives you a great appreciation for what you eat.

[diorio]

I don't think I have the dedication to fast. I admire those who do however, and I bet it cleans you out real good.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet


i'm not talking 24 hours, more like doing juices and broth for a week - *really* cleaning house. You can't do a great job of it in 24 hours, you need to clean the blood out - get rid of the caffene addiction (my personal reason for it) and other chemical influences you've managed to pick up.


well I had to do it for medical purposes...and there was PLENTY of outside assistance to clean house...ugh...I shudder thinking about it all again... :(

[Moxiemike]

Just to let you know, I'm fresh from my 5;10pm pooping.

It was a DOOZY! Nice even smell, featuring the remnants of General Tso's chicken, extra spicey.

There was a nice poopular rhythm, following a sploshy turd/log/log/sploshy turd/log/fart sequence.

It was grade a. The consistency of the logs was perfect, not too hard, and effortlessly was spewed from my asshole.

The sploshy turds made a lil' bit of the bowl water tickle my hole just so.

All in all, the perfect poop. a 10+

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by dukestreet


it does more than just clean out the tubes - its worth it, believe me. It also gives you a great appreciation for what you eat.

well sure. i've fasted before. not for too long. but yes. colonics sound great to me though


also, moxie... regarding your play by play..... dear god why?!?!?!?!

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
All in all, the perfect poop. a 10+

now THAT'S a bold statement...

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


now THAT'S a bold statement...

Just in keeping with the ridiculosity that is this thread. and yes, eye... it wa sa PERFECT 10+

Woof!

[scem0]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Just to let you know, I'm fresh from my 5;10pm pooping.

It was a DOOZY! Nice even smell, featuring the remnants of General Tso's chicken, extra spicey.

There was a nice poopular rhythm, following a sploshy turd/log/log/sploshy turd/log/fart sequence.

It was grade a. The consistency of the logs was perfect, not too hard, and effortlessly was spewed from my asshole.

The sploshy turds made a lil' bit of the bowl water tickle my hole just so.

All in all, the perfect poop. a 10+

Too.... many... details...

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by scem0


Too.... many... details...

indeed. let the nightmares commence.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


indeed. let the nightmares commence.

Will the memories of the rhythm of my finest defacation dance and play in your head like lollipop in your sweetest dreams?

Oh, my goal in life is complete. to make others unable to sleep. :D

Don't hate me because i'm poopiful :D

m

[jelloshotsrule]

wow. no work to do there mikey?

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
wow. no work to do there mikey?

hahaha. i'm trying to avoid my work today. Just a little, um... pooped by work. You know?

[jelloshotsrule]

trying to set a record for most bad puns in a thread??? ha

i'm not so much putting off work as being frustrated by mine. i can't get something to work right, so i figure if i wait another 5 minutes it'll be fixed magically...

ahhh. well

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
trying to set a record for most bad puns in a thread??? ha

i'm not so much putting off work as being frustrated by mine. i can't get something to work right, so i figure if i wait another 5 minutes it'll be fixed magically...

ahhh. well

I hear that. I'm frustrated by the fact that I have way too much work to do. So i'm avoiding it by making horrible poop play by play and defacation puns on mr.

At least I haven't busted out poop pics like kross... :D

heehee

Whatcha working on?

[jelloshotsrule]

working on my animatic for my 3D film... i think i'm just way too into it... i mean, it's just an animatic. i think i'm changing/adding things that could probably just as well be left til final animation. ie, it's not important enough to get all the exact details. but oh well, i want it to look right..

i got it working though. so now the rest SHOULD be straightforward changes/additions.... we'll see if that holds up though.

[Mr. Anderson]

in a simillar vein, I own a dog and its required that you pick up the poop in town - Alexandria even provides little bags for the job. So when my dog has a nice solid easy to pick up poop, or its in the sand/leaves/snow - that's a perfect poop. Ease of cleanup is the most important factor here.

D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

i got it working though. so now the rest SHOULD be straightforward changes/additions.... we'll see if that holds up though.

Yea. If you think you can get by with straightforward changes... i've got a bridge i'll see ya!

haha ;)

Hope I didn't gross tyou out too much

m

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Yea. If you think you can get by with straightforward changes... i've got a bridge i'll see ya!

haha ;)


can you explain what you meant by that? i have no idea what "i've got a bridge i'll see ya!" means....... i'm guessing a typo.

and no, i'm not too grossed out...

i'm too focused on sea creatures for the time being. ha

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

Don't hate me because i'm poopiful :D

he he he...classic! :D

u should include in your sig Moxie... ;)

hmm...u guys smell something?

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

i'm too focused on sea creatures for the time being. ha

are they pooping sea creatures?! :D :eek: :p ;)

[King Cobra]

>sea creatures?!

Seahorse, blowfish, the occassional long eel :eek: :D :vomit:

BTW: mischief, there are two asses in assassination. :p

[vniow]

Originally posted by diorio who is some kind of twisted freak, not that I'm complaining


Yes, but then the thread would just turn into a vulgar porn war, where everyone tried to post weird sex stuff like poop sex (www.poopsex.com) and such.:D

[King Cobra]

>poop sex

I thought that having porn on a cell phone shoved in my face was bad enough, but that was an all time low for the thread. [:rolleyes: + :eek: + :vomit:]^2

[vniow]

Originally posted by King Cobra
:vomit:

http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
are they pooping sea creatures?! :D :eek: :p ;)

nah

not yet at least.

[King Cobra]

>http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif

Hehe, yeah, I bookmarked the image. :D Word, V.

[mischief]

Why is it that Sapiens and Apes are the only non-grazing species that not only don't bury their poop but seem to be actively curious about it?

Why does monkey poop, as a semi-solid hold together just long enough to be flung?

Have you ever had "marble-ized" poops?

Ever noticed that Kittens are faster after they poop?

Why do some cats "talk" while pooping?

Did you know that flea and cow flatulence accounts for more ozone destruction than cars?

Did you know that Ungulates (horses and cattle) can be killed by their own flatulence if it gets "stuck"?

Did you know that cowflops are one of the world's most common cooking fuels?

Did you know that cowflops, mud and straw make an excellent low-tech building material for huts and hovels?

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by mischief
Why is it that Sapiens and Apes are the only non-grazing species that not only don't bury their poop but seem to be actively curious about it?

Why does monkey poop, as a semi-solid hold together just long enough to be flung?

Have you ever had "marble-ized" poops?

Ever noticed that Kittens are faster after they poop?

Why do some cats "talk" while pooping?

Did you know that flea and cow flatulence accounts for more ozone destruction than cars?

Did you know that Ungulates (horses and cattle) can be killed by their own flatulence if it gets "stuck"?

Did you know that cowflops are one of the world's most common cooking fuels?

Did you know that cowflops, mud and straw make an excellent low-tech building material for huts and hovels?


wow. that's some serious stuff there. Mischief, you're almost as serious about poop as eye and I are. :D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
Why is it that Sapiens and Apes are the only non-grazing species that not only don't bury their poop but seem to be actively curious about it?

Ever noticed that Kittens are faster after they poop?


Puppies too, it probably has to do with the fact that they're really concerned about something they have to do (poop) and once its done, they can devote all they're attention to playing/running/friskinating

As for the ape/poop issue - well, it just might have to do with intelligence. 'I just made something stinky, and it felt good to get rid of it, I wonder what it is????'

And with all these questions, you're only answering them yourself....;)

D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike



wow. that's some serious stuff there. Mischief, you're almost as serious about poop as eye and I are. :D

he he...mischief was the original poop joke guy around here...hence I knew he'd enjoy the living hell out of this thread :D ;)

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


he he...mischief was the original poop joke guy around here...hence I knew he'd enjoy the living hell out of this thread :D ;)

So, are we as a collective, the Official Poop Cooalition? The Poop justice league?

Eye could be Log-Man, msichief could be Wonder Poop and I could be the Amazing Diarrhea. Together we form the Legion of Excrement Super Heroes.

Saving the world from running out of TP.....

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Puppies too, it probably has to do with the fact that they're really concerned about something they have to do (poop) and once its done, they can devote all they're attention to playing/running/friskinating

As for the ape/poop issue - well, it just might have to do with intelligence. 'I just made something stinky, and it felt good to get rid of it, I wonder what it is????'

And with all these questions, you're only answering them yourself....;)

D

I am exercising the longstanding tradition of "rhetorical question Zen":D ;)

Speaking of Ass-Ass-ins:

Did you know that the Hashishin tribe gave us both Hashish (one of the world's best alternatives to Prozac) AND the concept of Terrorism as a tool of politics?

I gues it just goes to show that THC and an inherently aggressive, paranoid culture are a universally bad idea..... not to mention that stoned strategy is often short sighted.:rolleyes:

[mischief]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


So, are we as a collective, the Official Poop Cooalition? The Poop justice league?

Eye could be Log-Man, msichief could be Wonder Poop and I could be the Amazing Diarrhea. Together we form the Legion of Excrement Super Heroes.

Saving the world from running out of TP.....

I AM THE REAL SLIM ****TY!!:eek: :D :cool:

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by mischief


I AM THE REAL SLIM ****TY!!:eek: :D :cool:

booo. :D actually, that's pretty funny. Although soooooo chessily bad in the best possible way.

--the Amazing Diarrhea

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

Eye could be Log-Man, msichief could be Wonder Poop and I could be the Amazing Diarrhea. Together we form the Legion of Excrement Super Heroes.

Saving the world from running out of TP.....

he he he...and u know I'm always fully stocked w/TP... :D

ha ha ha :D The Amazing Diarrhea :p

[mischief]

Combo Pizza with extra Garlic, consumed with a dark beer and chili cheese fries..... sleep for 12 hours.

The resulting clouds will singe your eyelids off and actually leave an aftertaste.:eek:

[eyelikeart]

[i]Or

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief
The REAL Slim ****ty


........you put it in your sig! :eek:

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by edvniow

........you put it in your sig! :eek:

I think you guys might actually taking this too far now.....advertising poop? Why not a Mr. Hanky 'tar, cause the only thing you've left out is pics....:rolleyes:

[Rower_CPU]

I'm still holding out for someone to go far enough to warrant *******...

Be warned...

[Mr. Anderson]

The thread will most likely get closed down if pics are posted, just so you all know....

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by dukestreet
The thread will most likely get closed down if pics are posted, just so you all know....

I would post a link...and a strong warning...;)

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


I think you guys might actually taking this too far now.....advertising poop? Why not a Mr. Hanky 'tar, cause the only thing you've left out is pics....:rolleyes:

HOOOOOWWWWDEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Hey, I put up all my other obscure MR societal titles. In fact I replaced one that was lame with this one.... although it too is admittedly pretty lame it is at least current.;)

Yer just jealous that we didn't include you..... To be fair: You could be the Amazing Poopsicle.:D

[Mr. Anderson]

ah, that would be a no Bob.....

I'm not interested in playing at this game, sorry. I'll be seeing more than my share of flung poop eventually anyway from Splat!, don't need to ask for more, you know?

[King Cobra]

Yet another South Park reference surfaces among the cloudy waters of this thread. :eek:

I can't imagine who doesn't appreciate even a halfway decent satire on Comedy Central like that show, except if you go to sleep or feel tired before the show starts. :(

****shady?

You know, I was listening to Business before and I found this line in the chorus appropriate:
"...shove the ***** down..." :D :p

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet
ah, that would be a no Bob.....

I'm not interested in playing at this game, sorry. I'll be seeing more than my share of flung poop eventually anyway from Splat!, don't need to ask for more, you know?

has there been any further progress on the pie and poo front? At some point we're going to have to do some motion studies on splatter FX.

[Mr. Anderson]

I'll be doing some clowning - but we'll probably need to get this going in the Gone3d forum.

[mischief]

Confuseus say: He who talk poop deserves flat balls.

http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jdavies/bode/cheech/ch_truth.html

[eyelikeart]

um...yeah...someone *cough*krossfyter*cough* had posted some really nasty shots last week...had to delete them before anyone saw them... :eek:

so...what's going on from The Amazing Diarrhea? he hasn't posted his latest endeavor has he? :D ;)

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
um...yeah...someone *cough*krossfyter*cough* had posted some really nasty shots last week...had to delete them before anyone saw them... :eek:

Wish you would have deleted them before I saw them, yuk. http://www.crownvic.net/ubb/graemlins/tongue.gif

Made the monkey falling out of the tree look a little tame.

[mischief]

Thanks to Google....

http://www.excitementmachine.org/picturedump/pictures/poopguide-big.jpg

http://www.digital-laughter.com/poopie.htm

And finally: "Look familiar D?" :D:D

http://imp.uow.edu.au/staff/feen/polarbear/pb_gallery/pb_poop1.jpg

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Sun Baked


Wish you would have deleted them before I saw them, yuk. http://www.crownvic.net/ubb/graemlins/tongue.gif

he he...yeah....sorry about that...I got to it as quick as I could...

anyone ever been pooped on by a bird?

I have...and shamefully...not just once...but 3 times I've been shat on by birds....once while in my car...

talk about bad karma... :rolleyes:

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
um...yeah...someone *cough*krossfyter*cough* had posted some really nasty shots last week...had to delete them before anyone saw them... :eek:

so...what's going on from The Amazing Diarrhea? he hasn't posted his latest endeavor has he? :D ;)

Ahhhh. Thats better. Just spend the better part of the past five hours taking the world's longest, juiciest and smelliest poops.

But i'm back! The Amazing Diarrhea! And I saw hello to our newest hero, DUKESTREET! Also know as the Pooptastic Aveneger!

Come on duke, you know you always wanted to be an avenger! :D

[Mr. Anderson]

Its supposed to be good luck to be crapped on by a bird, its happened to me a couple times as well.

Damn, didn't know krosfyter posted pics, that's not good. You give him a smacking for it?

[King Cobra]

>anyone ever been pooped on by a bird?

Back when my father was looking out for my great grandfather's old pigeon coop I came along and went into the coop to feed the pigeons. (I had to be in my early age years.) A few pigeons didn't like me I guess... :D

Don't some people say that if you get pooped on by a bird it's the opposite of bad luck that happens? :rolleyes:

[Hah. Duke beat me to it, him and his non-dial-up connection. :p]

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

Come on duke, you know you always wanted to be an avenger! :D

Nah, its just not me, sorry. Although I appreciate the offal to join your poop.....

[vniow]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Nah, its just not me, sorry. Although I appreciate the offal to join your poop.....


Is the offer still open Moxiepoo? :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by edvniow



Is the offer still open Moxiepoo? :D

Moxiepoo. I kinda like that. Ok. You can be the Pooptastic Avenger!

You have to come up with your own theme song though. :D

[eyelikeart]

ha ha...I've never heard that before...so 3rd time's a charm right? :D

I was so pissed off when it happened in my car too...at a redlight...just happened to have my arm hanging out the window...what are the odds? :confused:


so moxie...details...details! :eek: :cool: ;)

[vniow]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Moxiepoo. I kinda like that. Ok. You can be the Pooptastic Avenger!

You have to come up with your own theme song though. :D



How about Hayseed Dixie's Poop in a Jar? :D

[MrMacMan]

Um this Thread is really ghey... Soon if you dont shut it down I'm gonna go insane.
Your just blowing everyones mind when you keep this thread going.

[vniow]

Originally posted by MrMacman
Um this Thread is really ghey... Soon if you dont shut it down I'm gonna go insane.
Your just blowing everyones mind when you keep this thread going.



Well it was started my a mod so he can shut it down anytime he wants.
If you no likey, don't post here.:mad:

[King Cobra]

Originally posted by MrMacman
Um this Thread is really ghey... Soon if you dont shut it down I'm gonna go insane.
Your just blowing everyones mind when you keep this thread going.

Do you enjoy the political threads? Have you managed? :)

[scem0]

Originally posted by MrMacman
Um this Thread is really ghey... Soon if you dont shut it down I'm gonna go insane.
Your just blowing everyones mind when you keep this thread going.

You realize that by saying this you were contributing to what you don't want to be contributed to. (ie you posted on a thread that you don't want to keep going).

I think this thread has been interesting...

[MrMacMan]

I under that But I'm hoping someone would put an end to the *poop* thread.
I mean that there are so many other threads that are better than a one talking about the topic of poop.


Edited to make more sense, but whatever works.

[jelloshotsrule]

is mrmacman someone who used to be under a different name?

cause i don't recognize the name as having 300+ posts... weird.

edit: so i guess you (mrmacman) have been on hiatus for like 8 months? welcome back. i guess...

[krossfyter]

hmmm okay should i take this time to post that "i piss on this thread" pic?


or no? i dont want to piss off a mod here. mod rebukes are frightning

[Rower_CPU]

dude, your new 'tar looks like it's taken from that old Moonwalker video game...good stuff! :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
dude, your new 'tar looks like it's taken from that old Moonwalker video game...good stuff! :D


ha ha yeah i remember that. old school.


:D

[MrMacMan]

It was more like a 5-6 month leave from the threads... yeah I was an 'original' member, ha thats sound cheasy.
When people had aload less members and such...
Well I didn't post for a while, but I made sure to check back to the main page atleast one a day...
I had about 300 posts the first week I came to the fourms, so please don't deny me of that, anyways. The Other account that I had was/has ever more posts..:rolleyes: but I forgot the name or something... :D
Yes I skipped alot and I'm sure everyone will not remember me, but I will be posting back for some time, so get useto me :)

/rant
Which brings me back the the thread at hand, i have NO idea why the hell you would EVAR have a *poop*thread ... sound childish ...
watever...
/rant ends.
good...

[King Cobra]

>I under that But I'm hoping someone would put an end to the 'poof' thread.

Only if you can smell -- err, spell "poop". :D

>I mean there are many many other topics more intresting then this

Such as... :p

Yeah, I remember that you posted H/T on occassion. The name reminds me of the owner of the WWE, which I used to watch a lot. Ehh...

>i have NO idea why the hell you would EVAR have a *poop*thread ... sound childish ...

Talk to eyelikepoop to address this one personally. 1 on 1 w/ a mod may be a tough one, but considering he's been giving us crap he may give you a log -- a break. http://forums.macrumors.com/images/icons/icon4.gif :p

[krossfyter]

lol

someone just start talking about chicken sandwhices or something.


oh hmm there is a mormon at my door.. hold on...

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by krossfyter
lol

someone just start talking about chicken sandwhices or something.

oh hmm there is a mormon at my door.. hold on...

That reminds me of Rosco's Chicken and Waffles...mmmmmmm

Fried chicken on waffles with loads of maple syrup....:D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


That reminds me of Rosco's Chicken and Waffles...mmmmmmm

Fried chicken on waffles with loads of maple syrup....:D

that stuff gives me the runs. And the juicy sqiuirts Just to get this back on topic :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


that stuff gives me the runs. And the juicy sqiuirts Just to get this back on topic :D


i know king kobra told me what he does about that is he puts that stuff back into his chicken sandwhich and eats it still. i grossed out of course. he says he like the chick fila sandwhiches the best. i think they have an awsome taste but they are TOO SMALL. the portions are TOO SMALL. why cant they think big. greedy bastards.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by krossfyter



i know king kobra told me what he does about that is he puts that stuff back into his chicken sandwhich and eats it still. i grossed out of course. he says he like the chick fila sandwhiches the best. i think they have an awsome taste but they are TOO SMALL. the portions are TOO SMALL. why cant they think big. greedy bastards.

KC? A Poop eater? SAY IT AIN"T SOOOOOOOOO

That's some gross stuff. People eating poop. Guess it's a whole subculture. Weird.

m

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

That's some gross stuff. People eating poop. Guess it's a whole subculture. Weird.


ha ha...I'm sure there's a whole underground of these individuals who thrive on eating poop... :eek:

not me...I'll stick to dumping in the toilet...period. :rolleyes:

and MrMacman...no offense...but if u don't like the thread...then quit coming back for more...

ahh...krossfyter...please...for the love of all that is pure...don't post those pics again...please? ;)