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medea
Oct 3, 2002, 10:19 PM
I read in the paper that a guy, I think in Minnessota, checked into a motel so he could get rid of his lice. So he doused his head with rubbing alcohol to kill off the lice and after wrapping a towel around his head he lit up a cigarette.....we'll the man survived but with some pretty bad burns!!!!!I think he ended up having 3rd degree burns over his whole body.
I bet it got rid of the lice though......



MacBandit
Oct 3, 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by medea
I read in the paper that a guy, I think in Minnessota, checked into a motel so he could get rid of his lice. So he doused his head with rubbing alcohol to kill off the lice and after wrapping a towel around his head he lit up a cigarette.....we'll the man survived but with some pretty bad burns!!!!!I think he ended up having 4th degree burns over his whole body.
I bet it got rid of the lice though......


Darwin awards by there nature require the participant to have died while doing the thing that gets them the award.

That's why the full title is called, "The Darwin Award for the best improvement to the gene pool.":D

Though I agree this guy is a complete idiot. Maybe the lice had burrowed in to his brain.

Sun Baked
Oct 3, 2002, 10:28 PM
Honorable mention worthy definitely, but to win the Award you need to permanently remove yourself from the gene pool - and this does not require death.

buffsldr
Oct 3, 2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by medea
I read in the paper that a guy, I think in Minnessota, checked into a motel so he could get rid of his lice. So he doused his head with rubbing alcohol to kill off the lice and after wrapping a towel around his head he lit up a cigarette.....we'll the man survived but with some pretty bad burns!!!!!I think he ended up having 4th degree burns over his whole body.
I bet it got rid of the lice though......

Burns are either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree burns.

bousozoku
Oct 3, 2002, 11:40 PM
You could rename this thread "Fried Lice in one easy lesson". :D

eyelikeart
Oct 4, 2002, 08:36 AM
what a moron...

personally...I think it's the laws of this country that keep dumbasses like this around and promote the breeding of even more dumbasses...

it's called "Natural Selection" people... ;)

medea
Oct 4, 2002, 08:48 AM
good idea, I probably shouldn't post before I'm hitting the sack at night.

ummm,but how do you change the title of the subject?

eyelikeart
Oct 4, 2002, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by medea
ummm,but how do you change the title of the subject?

that's what us Mods are here for ;)

Mr. Anderson
Oct 4, 2002, 10:36 AM
Pretty damn stupid, but then again, to *have* a lice problem these days requires effort, I would imagine.

diorio
Oct 4, 2002, 03:52 PM
Go to www.darwinawards.com (http://www.darwinawards.com) and read about people doing some totally stupid s***!:D

eyelikeart
Oct 5, 2002, 09:45 AM
there's also the books...funny stuff :D

scem0
Oct 5, 2002, 11:31 AM
AHAHAHAH

Sun Baked
Oct 5, 2002, 11:52 AM
Man Suffers Severe Burns Tryin (http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20020930-103216.html)

Head lice go up in flames (http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20020930-143133.html)

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And a sample from one of the few Living Award Winners (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-53.html)

Now if this "head lice" guy had been trying to get rid of crabs, and cooked his jewels he might have had a better chance of winning a Darwing Award instead of just being being mentioned on the website.

Maybe we'll see him again in the future...

scem0
Oct 5, 2002, 11:54 AM
Just the pain of the thought of that sends shivers down my spine.....