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Jun 12, 2005, 11:48 AM
Lazlow: “Alright, hello, you are on Chatterbox.”
Caller: “Hello Lazlow, I’m a first time caller. I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England.”
Lazlow: “Oh really? How do you like it? I mean, is it hard to get used to the language? Y-you speak English pretty good.”
Caller: “Oh thank you Lazlow. Yes, yes I do like it here. There’s one thing though that’s very different and rather worrying. When I was a boy in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict, Lazlow.”
Lazlow: “Yeah, well, I mean there’s excellent child-care here in America, eeerr…you know?”
Caller: “Well, well I’m sure. But, but the thing is Lazlow, when, when, when I was a naughty boy, I, I, I…I would get spanked. N…nanny…nanny would spank me…when I was naughty, and now…now Freddy needs a nanny, because when Freddy’s naughty, he needs to get spanked.”
Lazlow: “Well, there’s some child psychologists, who’d probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child’s emotional development.”
Caller: “Ab..ab…absolute rot, Lazlow. It’s lovely. Freddy needs a nanny. He needs a nanny Lazlow, because Freddy’s been a very naughty boy.”
Lazlow: “How…how old is your son?”
Caller: “Excuse me?”
Lazlow: “How old is your son?”
Caller: “I don’t have children! I can’t stand the little brats! But Freddy needs a nanny…”
Lazlow: “Alright, that’s enough of him! God, who gave this guy a green card?”
Ring a bell? (Don't cheat with Google! :P).. If not, click here (http://www.pcnx.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=397) to see the full transcript..
Caller: “Hello Lazlow, I’m a first time caller. I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England.”
Lazlow: “Oh really? How do you like it? I mean, is it hard to get used to the language? Y-you speak English pretty good.”
Caller: “Oh thank you Lazlow. Yes, yes I do like it here. There’s one thing though that’s very different and rather worrying. When I was a boy in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict, Lazlow.”
Lazlow: “Yeah, well, I mean there’s excellent child-care here in America, eeerr…you know?”
Caller: “Well, well I’m sure. But, but the thing is Lazlow, when, when, when I was a naughty boy, I, I, I…I would get spanked. N…nanny…nanny would spank me…when I was naughty, and now…now Freddy needs a nanny, because when Freddy’s naughty, he needs to get spanked.”
Lazlow: “Well, there’s some child psychologists, who’d probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child’s emotional development.”
Caller: “Ab..ab…absolute rot, Lazlow. It’s lovely. Freddy needs a nanny. He needs a nanny Lazlow, because Freddy’s been a very naughty boy.”
Lazlow: “How…how old is your son?”
Caller: “Excuse me?”
Lazlow: “How old is your son?”
Caller: “I don’t have children! I can’t stand the little brats! But Freddy needs a nanny…”
Lazlow: “Alright, that’s enough of him! God, who gave this guy a green card?”
Ring a bell? (Don't cheat with Google! :P).. If not, click here (http://www.pcnx.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=397) to see the full transcript..
