Microsoft WHOIS hacked!!! hahaa

[Megaquad]

Open Network Utility, under WHOIS tab type 'microsoft.com' and hit enter (or you can go to internic.net and whois them).

this is c/p:


Whois has started ...


Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.CRASH.IN.6MN.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WANTS.U.TO.HAXM.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WANADOODOO.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SUX.BUT.PYROFREAK.ORG.RULEZ.AND.DIOXYTECH.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.SEXYCOOL.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR-THE-WANNABE-TERRORISTS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.****ING-************.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.BLOWME.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.EXEGETE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.****.KLUGE.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM

To single out one record, look it up with "xxx", where xxx is one of the
of the records displayed above. If the records are the same, look them up
with "=xxx" to receive a full display for each record.

>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 16:54:27 EST <<<

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
Registrars.

[Megaquad]

screenshot is here

[springscansing]

Dude... that is sweet, haha. Awesomeness.

[springscansing]

Hm...



Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

Domain Name: MICROSOFT.COM
Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, INC.
Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
Name Server: DNS1.CP.MSFT.NET
Name Server: DNS1.TK.MSFT.NET
Name Server: DNS3.UK.MSFT.NET
Name Server: DNS3.JP.MSFT.NET
Name Server: DNS1.DC.MSFT.NET
Name Server: DNS1.SJ.MSFT.NET
Updated Date: 07-jun-2002


>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 16:54:27 EST <<<

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
Registrars.

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Why don't I see it? *sniffles*

[irmongoose]

Well I got the hacked version too... do you have 'rs.internic.net' as your searching address?

hehe.. I'm suprised Microsoft hasn't figured it out yet.. oh wait, it's Microsoft. Explains it.

:p



irmongoose

[edesignuk]

I just tried it via the terminal, and got the same *hacked* result...


Last login: Sun Oct 27 09:12:00 on console
Welcome to Darwin!
[quicksilver:~] jamie% whois microsoft.com

Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.CRASH.IN.6MN.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WANTS.U.TO.HAXM.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WANADOODOO.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SUX.BUT.PYROFREAK.ORG.RULEZ.AND.DIOXYTECH.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.SEXYCOOL.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR-THE-WANNABE-TERRORISTS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.****ING-************.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.BLOWME.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.EXEGETE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.****.KLUGE.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM

To single out one record, look it up with "xxx", where xxx is one of the
of the records displayed above. If the records are the same, look them up
with "=xxx" to receive a full display for each record.

>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 16:54:27 EST <<<

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
Registrars.

[quicksilver:~] jamie%

[Nipsy]

Originally posted by irmongoose

hehe.. I'm suprised Microsoft hasn't figured it out yet.. oh wait, it's Microsoft. Explains it.

Dear security aware Microsoft friend,

Microsoft is aware of the problem, but feel that it is unfair of you to publicise the problem immaturely.

Microsoft needs time to assess the scope of the problem before it should be made public.

Microsoft takes these things very seriously, so you can rest assured that as soon as there is a giant uproar, millions of users have suffered, many further sites have been hacked, and we've sued at least 3 individuals or corporations, a fix for this problem will take place immediately (either that, or we'll reclassify this from a 'problem' to a 'feature').

Because you took the time to notice this problem/feature Microsoft would like to invite you to become a Certified Microsoft Internic Registry Partner. Certification includes a 3 week class on identifying profanity as it relates to Microsoft Internic Registry entries ($999), and upon completion of this class, you are entitled to full fledged Membership ($1,999 + plus application and certification fees).

It is through the prolilferation of 'test hacks' and 'certification vulnerabilities' (which we at Microsoft create periodically) that we are able make sure our security professionals are worthy of certification ($4999). Rest assured that there are no real security vulnerablities in any Microsoft products, only these special testing vulnerabilities.

Thanks again for you vigilence in ensuring that Microsoft remains the leader in security and/or undocumented features,
Bill

[irmongoose]

Originally posted by Nipsy

Dear security aware Microsoft friend,

Microsoft is aware of the problem, but feel that it is unfair of you to publicise the problem immaturely.

Microsoft needs time to assess the scope of the problem before it should be made public.

Microsoft takes these things very seriously, so you can rest assured that as soon as there is a giant uproar, millions of users have suffered, many further sites have been hacked, and we've sued at least 3 individuals or corporations, a fix for this problem will take place immediately (either that, or we'll reclassify this from a 'problem' to a 'feature').

Because you took the time to notice this problem/feature Microsoft would like to invite you to become a Certified Microsoft Internic Registry Partner. Certification includes a 3 week class on identifying profanity as it relates to Microsoft Internic Registry entries ($999), and upon completion of this class, you are entitled to full fledged Membership ($1,999 + plus application and certification fees).

It is through the prolilferation of 'test hacks' and 'certification vulnerabilities' (which we at Microsoft create periodically) that we are able make sure our security professionals are worthy of certification ($4999). Rest assured that there are no real security vulnerablities in any Microsoft products, only these special testing vulnerabilities.

Thanks again for you vigilence in ensuring that Microsoft remains the leader in security and/or undocumented features,
Bill

:p :D Where'd ya learn how to talk Microsoftish?



irmongoose

[blogo]

that /whois is 3 years old

[irmongoose]

Originally posted by Eple
that /whois is 3 years old

ha!? And Microsoft still hasn't fixed it??? Or did they do it on purpose? hmmmmmm....


Evil scumbags.



irmongoose

[crassusad44]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I've been laughing so hard the past ten minutes, I fell of the chair... :p :p :p

[Durandal7]

MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
I can't argue with that ;)

Maybe a disgruntled employee is responsible or maybe Bill finally fell off his rocker.