Any body related to....

[Fender83]

is anybody here related to or friend with John Mayer, i know most people only reconize him for his stuff like your body is a wonderland but hes a pimp he just did thta kinda stuff to get started, if you were at the NYC blues show at websters hall your chin would have droped to the floor, he busted out Stevie Ray Vaughan Hendrix, Buddy Guy u name it, He is going to be remembered as a guitar hero, some some kids wall will be covered in his posters just like min are covered with hendrix posters, but seriously if anybody knows this guy i would really like to meet him i've played guitar for 7 years now and it would be awsome if we could jam.

[Abstract]

My body is indeed........a Wonderland.

[Lacero]

Hey that's a good song to make, um... er ... well you know, but otherwise, I wouldn't be caught naked playing that song while driving.

No, I am not related to him, although he is a cool guitar player and superb vocalist and Steve Jobs No.1 fan.

[rainman::|:|]

he seems like a good guy, with a bit of talent, but so far his work has been what i call "drivelpiss" in iTunes. If he releases something serious, I'll take a look, otherwise he can Timberlake himself.

[Lacero]

His last album sucked. Musically as well as technically. Someone needed to lay off on the mix compression.

[gwuMACaddict]

who cares who anyone is related to? why do we have two threads about being related to people? :confused:

[anonymous161]

is anybody here related to or friend with John Mayer, i know most people only reconize him for his stuff like your body is a wonderland but hes a pimp he just did thta kinda stuff to get started, if you were at the NYC blues show at websters hall your chin would have droped to the floor, he busted out Stevie Ray Vaughan Hendrix, Buddy Guy u name it, He is going to be remembered as a guitar hero, some some kids wall will be covered in his posters just like min are covered with hendrix posters, but seriously if anybody knows this guy i would really like to meet him i've played guitar for 7 years now and it would be awsome if we could jam.

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The fat guy that hangs out at the music store can play Hendix, that doesn't make him poster worthy. John Mayer is a douche.

[xsedrinam]

Saw him live in Memphis Festival in June where he jammed with some of the best in the business. Glad to see some in here who recognize and appreciate his talent and diversity. Anyone who thinks he's a "d****e" would probably be musically challenged to whistle row your boat :p
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[apple2991]

Yes, he is my cousin. Here are daytime and evening phone numbers at which he can be reached, Internet Friend.

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[mac-er]

is anybody here related to or friend with John Mayer, i know most people only reconize him for his stuff like your body is a wonderland but hes a pimp he just did thta kinda stuff to get started, if you were at the NYC blues show at websters hall your chin would have droped to the floor, he busted out Stevie Ray Vaughan Hendrix, Buddy Guy u name it, He is going to be remembered as a guitar hero, some some kids wall will be covered in his posters just like min are covered with hendrix posters, but seriously if anybody knows this guy i would really like to meet him i've played guitar for 7 years now and it would be awsome if we could jam.

Ever heard of punctuation? Were you high when you wrote this?

[Fender83]

yeah acually i was, but thats beside the point i want to meet this guy, and most people have never heard the real mayer, like i said earlyer, but anyway is anybody related to him, i met him once and i started talkn about guitars at an autograph sighning and we talked about martins and novax guitars for like 10min and everybody else just talked for like 10 sec this guy is really cool, i would really like to jam with him.

[anonymous161]

Saw him live in Memphis Festival in June where he jammed with some of the best in the business. Glad to see some in here who recognize and appreciate his talent and diversity. Anyone who thinks he's a "d****e" would probably be musically challenged to whistle row your boat :p
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I can play Hendrix, SRV, can read and write music, and can play multiple instruments and I have already stated what I think of Mayer. The difference in Mayer and any of the "best in the business" is that the best write music that is passionate and emotional as well as technically challenging while Mayer writes TV-dinner versions of Dave Matthews songs. Anyone who would write ass-music like that for any reason (especially to "get started") is a douche in my book.

[cr2sh]

yeah acually i was, but thats beside the point i want to meet this guy, and most people have never heard the real mayer, like i said earlyer, but anyway is anybody related to him, i met him once and i started talkn about guitars at an autograph sighning and we talked about martins and novax guitars for like 10min and everybody else just talked for like 10 sec this guy is really cool, i would really like to jam with him.

Actually, Mayer himself frequents this website.... you might want to start a thread asking him to hang out with you. I bet he'll at least PM you. I bet he remembers you too.

What type of prescriptions are you on, exactly?

[wdlove]

That would be quite amazing if John Meyer would respond. Chances are he monitors the site, but isn't a member. Either way there is no way to know. Steve jobs wouldn't use his real name either. Steve Jobs having him on a Keynote twice has done a lot to further his career.

[Fender83]

awsome my thread is taking off, anybody ever seen Jay and Silet Bob Strike Back? well in the movie Jay and Bob hunt down people who talked **** about there movie i'm thinking about doing the same thing to these people talkn about mayer when they have never even heard him live. Why do people do that?, o well good idea about ask john to hang out with me, but hes going to be pretty busy with his upcomming tour that starts this fall. and btw i was just joking about medications. :)

[rainman::|:|]

for the record, now that Pete Doherty and kate moss are broken up, i want to meet him-- i think we'd really get on well. But, this being reality, I'm going to pretend I don't want to hang out with him, and move on.

that said, if you ever reach your dream, do let us know... and if anyone knows Pete, tell him to freaking call me :p

[Royal Pineapple]

i have heard him live


he sucks live too

[Nickygoat]

for the record, now that Pete Doherty and kate moss are broken up
Whaaat? Say it ain't so. Why? ;) Link please?
My life has no meaning

[edesignuk]

Yes, he is my cousin. Here are daytime and evening phone numbers at which he can be reached, Internet Friend.

...That's the best bit of understated, but brilliant, sarcasm I have seen around here in a long time, bravo :cool:

[vniow]

it would be awsome if we could jam.

Come on, just admit it...

[ldenman]

He is going to be remembered as a guitar hero, some some kids wall will be covered in his posters just like min are covered with hendrix posters

yea........doubt it.

[zach]

i have heard him live


he sucks live too

RP, you are never wrong.

yes, mayer blows.

[xsedrinam]

So, what is it that you, who have heard and yet not heard, don't understand about JM, other than the obvious...that of being from cultural deserts of the U.S.?
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[cr2sh]

So, what is it that you, who have heard and yet not heard, don't understand about JM, other than the obvious...that of being from cultural deserts of the U.S.?
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Well... the first thing I don't understand is your sentence. ?

Second, he sucks. He does. I mean seriously... he sucks.

[EJBasile]

My friends neice is best friends with Ryan Cabrera.

[Lacero]

i have heard him live. he sucks live tooEvery artist sucks live. Except Britney Spears and Ashley Simpson. They sound as good as their CDs.

[xsedrinam]

Every artist sucks live. Except Britney Spears and Ashley Simpson. They sound as good as their CDs.

Exactly! Now we're getting somewhere :D They were not listening, they're not listening, still. Perhaps they never will.
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[devilot]

Every artist sucks live. Except Britney Spears and Ashley Simpson. They sound as good as their CDs.
Actually, to put a serious spin on this and simultaneously whip this thread OT, Cake sounds amazing live and sound just as good if not better than their studio recordings. Weezer is awesome live, much more raw and grungey than their recordings. And Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals are... just... mind-blowing live.

[vniow]

Every artist sucks live. Except Britney Spears and Ashley Simpson. They sound as good as their CDs.

Of course, they just blast the recordings at high volume in the concerts, you don't actually think that they actually perform these things live do you?

[devilot]

Of course, they just blast the recordings at high volume in the concerts, you don't actually think that they actually perform these things live do you?
Hehe, I'd bet money that Lacero was kidding. :D Either that or his criterion regarding musical artists revolve around physical attributes. ;)

[Phat_Pat]

man this thread has me thinking of that family guy were chris writes his thing on the wall. :rolleyes:

[solvs]

Come on, just admit it...
I like John Mayer and all... but I don't like him like him. :p

Seriously though, what's with all the Mayer haters? He may not be Bob Dylan, but he isn't exactly BS (just realized Britney's initals... funny). Pretty good to groove to. Fun to sing at karaoke.

[Sirus The Virus]

Every artist sucks live. Except Britney Spears and Ashley Simpson. They sound as good as their CDs.

Do their live musicians actually play or do they just pretend?