Bumper Stickers

[diorio]

I was recently in a store where many funny bumper stickers are sold. Some would probably piss some people off, like "He died in 33AD get over it" but still amusing none the less. Anyone have any good bumper stickers on their vehicles?

[metfoo]

my college is in mount pleasant michigan. an area that is flat as can be. there arent any hills at all in this area. Anyways, they sell stickers here saying "Mount Pleasant, the climb was worth it"

[iGav]

Originally posted by diorio
I was recently in a store where many funny bumper stickers are sold. Some would probably piss some people off, like "He died in 33AD get over it" but still amusing none the less. Anyone have any good bumper stickers on their vehicles?

I like that......... :p if I had a car I'd have that one......... :p :p

[diorio]

Originally posted by iGAV


I like that......... :p if I had a car I'd have that one......... :p :p

I actually bought that one.;) I just want to see the response on it before I told everyone though. I go to church and all but I believe religion is a personal thing, so keep it to yourself. Kind of goes along the lines of the bumper sticker "I don't mind Jesus, it's his followers who are assholes". This can be true and quite annoying when you have the door to door people "selling their religion" . They need to read one of those bumper stickers.:p

[G4scott]

There's a town next to mine that's called Pharr, and there are bumper stickers that say "Gone Too Pharr"

I still like "I'm driving this way just to piss you off", and "Keep Honking, I'm reloading"

[demonx]

I like the one that says something like

"Im not following too closely, im drafting":D

[Roger1]

We have a small town right down the road from me called Hell. The bumper stickers read "I've been to Hell and back!". I think there is also one that says "Hell froze over", or something like that.:D

[scem0]

Wow, a town called 'Hell'. Hard to believe. Is Hell short for
something, or is it just Hell? That is weird. There are a million
bumper stickers they could make having a name like that.

I would definitely get one of those 'He died in 33 AD, get over it'
stickers if I could find one. My mother would never approve though,
being that she is very religious. I don't care, im a rebel, who cares
about my mom.
Well, I guess I do, but I care not about her religion.

[King Cobra]

I've seen something like this before on a black Jeep Wrangler:

"I'm a REDNECK
and damn proud of it!" :p

[scem0]

Yeah, Ive seen the redneck ones, living in Texas and all :D.

There are also the 'life's a beach' ones that are always funny. :D

[metfoo]

theres also a hell in the cayman islands on grand cayman. Its called that due to the rock formations. it looks pretty cool. I used to have a tshirt that said I had been to hell and back. I would lovee to go back there some day

[JupiterZen]

I have one lying around that says:

"Ik rem alleen voor Jezus" which is dutch and translates into:

"I'll only break for Jesus"

Made by someone making really funny controversial TV here in the Netherlands.

:D :cool:

[Roger1]

Wow, a town called 'Hell'. Hard to believe. Is Hell short for
something, or is it just Hell? That is weird. There are a million
bumper stickers they could make having a name like that.

It is just Hell. I'm not too sure why they named it that, but I think it was because of an argument between the town founder, and the settlers.
BTW, it's about 30 min NW of Ann Arbor, MI.

[Sun Baked]

Here you go,

[Mr. Anderson]

I've never really been that big a fan of bumperstickers - but I've seen a couple good ones over the years. Can't really remember many -

'Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet'

How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-****

and a quick search came up with this - almost makes me want to go and get one now.

http://www.felionsjoint.com/bumperstickers.html

Boldly going nowhere

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

[G4scott]

Originally posted by dukestreet
http://www.felionsjoint.com/bumperstickers.html

That was hilarious. I like it when you see these cars plastered with bumper stickers, you know, the really old station wagons driven by vegetarians against Bush, and people like that... It's even funnier when they contradict themselves.

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by G4scott


That was hilarious. I like it when you see these cars plastered with bumper stickers, you know, the really old station wagons driven by vegetarians against Bush, and people like that... It's even funnier when they contradict themselves.

Heh, I still Vote Dukakis! bumper stickers around.

[rainman::|:|]

Politics may not be the oldest profession, but then the results are the same...

btw they censored the hell out of that "silly bumperstickers" website... still funny tho :)

oh, and
I'm *trying* to see things from your point of view, but i can't get my head that far up my ass!

pnw

[Doctor Q]

On my own car I used to have this bumper sticker:

Help! The paranoids are after me!

Among those I saw on other cars, I liked the often-seen

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

But my all-time favorite was the one, on a psychedelic painted VW van, that said:

Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here!

Strictly speaking, my next two favorites weren't bumper stickers. When those Baby on Board! (http://www.safety1st.com/images/prodimages/000102.jpg) signs were popular, I liked these parodies:

Mother-in-Law In Trunk! and Baby Carries No Cash!

Finally, when you don't have a funny bumper sticker, you might as well have a good license plate frame. I often park behind a car with a license plate frame saying "Blonds are not dumb!" The joke? It is mounted up-side-down!

[G4scott]

I like the "Dr.Kevorkian For Surgeon General"

Or however you spell it, you know what I mean...

[diorio]

I hope my car doesn't get keyed for having the "He died in 33 AD, Get over it" bumper sticker, but I doubt it will. Another funny one is "I was klingon before klingon was cool". The store I was at had a couple hundred different kinds, I almost wish I had a huge truck to plaster them onto.

[wdlove]

"Playtime is never over"

[evildead]

I had a "Darwin" Fish on my car... the one that looks like a Jeus fish only it has leggs and it says "Darwin" in it. I used to have I mean... some one ripped it off my car (leaving scratches on my car) then broke it in 2, left on part on my windshield ( so I would see that it was deliberate) and Im guessing that they took the other pice home as a trophy....

So diorio... you might have to worrie about Christian Vandals attacking you after all.

I was at a gas station up in the moutains one time and I was refused service because of my Darwin fish. All the gas stations there were Full service only. When the guy came out to fill me up. He saw the fish... he told me that Darwin was a fool and that he was doing the work of the devil... he then gave me directions to a gas station that was about 2-3 miles away... a gas station that would serve me. I never even said anything to the guy to provoke him.. I just let him rant.. then left when he asked me to. He seemed like the kind of guy that carried a gun... I didnt want to aruge.

-evildead

[loser]

Best one I saw said:
God Was My Co-Pilot, But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him.

[ShaolinMiddleFinger]

1. Don't Vote All Politicians Lie
2. Microsoft Sucks

[diorio]

Originally posted by evildead
I had a "Darwin" Fish on my car... the one that looks like a Jeus fish only it has leggs and it says "Darwin" in it. I used to have I mean... some one ripped it off my car (leaving scratches on my car) then broke it in 2, left on part on my windshield ( so I would see that it was deliberate) and Im guessing that they took the other pice home as a trophy....

So diorio... you might have to worrie about Christian Vandals attacking you after all.

I was at a gas station up in the moutains one time and I was refused service because of my Darwin fish. All the gas stations there were Full service only. When the guy came out to fill me up. He saw the fish... he told me that Darwin was a fool and that he was doing the work of the devil... he then gave me directions to a gas station that was about 2-3 miles away... a gas station that would serve me. I never even said anything to the guy to provoke him.. I just let him rant.. then left when he asked me to. He seemed like the kind of guy that carried a gun... I didnt want to aruge.

-evildead

That sucks, hopefully nobody will do that. I'm not trying to spread an anti christ message, I'm just subtley telling the religion freaks that they need to calm down. If they get pissed and vandalize my car, they're being hypocrital aren't they? Their supposed to be the ones that accept and love all.

As for the gas station guy, some people are just really big hypocrits who say "I'm right your wrong, so don't bother arguing with me". Probably a good idea to leave though, those hillbillies are known for their short tempers and 12 guage shotguns.;)

I'm thinking to confuse people, I could put a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker next to that one, and then a "Keep honking I'm reloading" one next to that. That would be confusing.:D

Loser: That is a hilarious bumper sticker.:D

Shaolin Middle Finger: So true, so true.;)

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by diorio
I'm thinking to confuse people, I could put a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker next to that one, and then a "Keep honking I'm reloading" one next to that. That would be confusing.:D

No, go with my original idea. The reloading sticker would tip them off that you are mocking them but just the "Honk if you love Jesus" sticker will genuinley confuse them.

[diorio]

Originally posted by Durandal7

No, go with my original idea. The reloading sticker would tip them off that you are mocking them but just the "Honk if you love Jesus" sticker will genuinley confuse them.

Probably, but it would still be funny. Know I just have to make a visit to good ol' complete games and hobbies and see if they have that one.

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by diorio


Probably, but it would still be funny. Know I just have to make a visit to good ol' complete games and hobbies and see if they have that one.
I didn't see one. I would try that Christian store up by Hobbytown and Media Play on Academy.

[diorio]

Originally posted by Durandal7

I didn't see one. I would try that Christian store up by Hobbytown and Media Play on Academy.

I'll try to visit that store sometime this week. Hopefully they're not selling their damn bumper stickers for $5.00. Some of those religious/hobby stores are really overpriced.