mad jew

[mad jew]

My girl in bed.

[G5Unit]

You've been on MR wayyyy to long.

[mad jew]

Yeah, hopefully I won't get kicked out of the competition for having an illicit 'tar. :o

[virus1]

haha.. awesome..

its not funny without the title tho.. but awesome tar anyways

[~Shard~]

Well, you get an 'A' for effort if nothing else mad jew (which will probably be the case :eek: :p ;))

[emw]

Yeah, hopefully I won't get kicked out of the competition for having an illicit 'tar. :oOh yeah, she's naked too. And probably hot from running on those sheets.

JK. Interesting minimalist design. Both Apple-themed and static. You could also do some animation with that idea. Nice.

[Kobushi]

Well, you get an 'A' for effort if nothing else mad jew (which will probably be the case :eek: :p ;))


Shouldn't people get 'E's for effort?



Nice gal mad jew....she looks a bit pale, get her some sun.

[mad jew]

Thanks for the comments people. I don't think you can get an A (or an E) for effort if the 'tar took a little under twenty seconds to make (I'm very quick at uploading pictures) though. :p

I just noticed that on my PC, it looks really bad. Meh, gotta be in it to have fun. :)

[~Shard~]

Shouldn't people get 'E's for effort?

An 'E' wouldn't be a very good grade to get, now would it? :p If I did a good job at something and wanting a good grade, I'd want an 'A' personally, maybe even an 'A+'. Perhaps there are those of us however who are underachievers and want lower grades... :eek: :p ;)

[Kobushi]

An 'E' wouldn't be a very good grade to get, now would it? :p If I did a good job at something and wanting a good grade, I'd want an 'A' personally, maybe even an 'A+'. Perhaps there are those of us however who are underachievers and want lower grades... :eek: :p ;)


well, if you go to Hogwarts, an 'E' is for exceeds expectations:p

however, I shall constrain my nerdiness now.

[~Shard~]

well, if you go to Hogwarts, an 'E' is for exceeds expectations:p

however, I shall constrain my nerdiness now.

I can honestly say I am glad I was not aware of that - to me that would be the geek equivalent of knowing Spock's middle name... :p ;) :D

[superbovine]

masturbation has lost it's fun....

[mad jew]

masturbation has lost it's fun....


It'll all change when we go to Intel...

[Lacero]

My girl in bed. http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=36851Spread her open. You'll have more fun. ka-ching!





Here's to the Crazy Ones http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=35452 (http://www.uriah.com/apple-qt/movies/think-different.mov)

[840quadra]

I was afraid someone would go that direction :eek:

http://forums.macrumors.com/image.php?u=47064&type=profile&dateline=1127904880

[mad jew]

I was afraid Lacero would go in that direction. :D

[dmw007]

My girl in bed.

Umm...well....okay...whatever works for you mad jew. ;) :)

[dmw007]

It'll all change when we go to Intel...

What, they won't be as warm to snuggle up with? ;) :D

[mad jew]

What, they won't be as warm to snuggle up with? ;) :D


And they'll be quicker. :(

[superbovine]

And they'll be quicker. :(

the wonder you could do with a multi-core notebook.

[katie ta achoo]

What, they won't be as warm to snuggle up with? ;) :D

aww.. that's what I love most about my baby PB! So warm in the winter months..

Oh, PowerBook, I love you.

and mad jew, you've got a cutie there! I bet all the other MRers are always trying to steal her away! :p

[dmw007]

And they'll be quicker. :(

NO! :eek:

[dmw007]

the wonder you could do with a multi-core notebook.

Perhaps you could multi-task like there is no tomorrow! ;) :)

[Sirus The Virus]

All this started with an iBook on a bed. :)

[mkrishnan]

the wonder you could do with a multi-core notebook.

Yes, multiples are the best. :o :eek: :D

[maya]

The battery life on a single charge on that iBook is ~6 hours, will mad jew be able to last that long. :eek: :p ;) :D

[~Shard~]

The battery life on a single charge on that iBook is ~6 hours, will madjew be able to last that long. :eek: :p ;) :D

Ouch, I'm not even going to go there... I'll let mkrishnan instead... :eek: ;) :D

[mjstew33]

this thread is to funny... lmao, man... lmao

[mad jew]

The battery life on a single charge on that iBook is ~6 hours, will mad jew be able to last that long. :eek: :p ;) :D


Birds & Bees Lesson 101™: the aim is not to put the girl to sleep. ;)

[maya]

Birds & Bees Lesson 101™: the aim is not to put the girl to sleep. ;)

I believe she saw you coming and pretended to fall asleep. ;)

[mkrishnan]

I believe she saw you coming and pretended to fall asleep. ;)

On the contrary, I heard she's an instantly gets turned on whenever you're looking for loving kind of girl. It takes a lot of work to get some of these girls who run Windows even talking to you. Much less getting a reaction from them when you put your finger on their trackpad. :eek: :eek: :D

*prays: please don't let me get Mad Jew's contest entry wastelanded, please don't let me get Mad Jew's contest entry wastelanded*

[mad jew]

mkrishnan, there's no way a classic post like that could be wastelanded. It'd be criminal. :D

Back slightly on topic, how cool would it be if 'tars had sounds too! I'd know exactly the tune my 'tar should be viewed using. :p

[maya]

On the contrary, I heard she's an instantly gets turned on whenever you're looking for loving kind of girl. It takes a lot of work to get some of these girls who run Windows even talking to you. Much less getting a reaction from them when you put your finger on their trackpad. :eek: :eek: :D

*prays: please let me get Mad Jew's contest entry wastelanded, please let me get Mad Jew's contest entry wastelanded*

Instantly gets turn on, depending on what he is packing along with that "magic touch." ;)

[mkrishnan]

Back slightly on topic, how cool would it be if 'tars had sounds too! I'd know exactly the tune my 'tar should be viewed using. :p

Yes, sir, it would be great if your avatar moaned your name for you. :D And I probably would sadly not be able to view Macrumors from the hospital anymore. :eek: :o

[maya]

mkrishnan, there's no way a classic post like that could be wastelanded. It'd be criminal. :D

Back slightly on topic, how cool would it be if 'tars had sounds too! I'd know exactly the tune my 'tar should be viewed using. :p

I can just hear it now, having a dozen *tars with sound playing off while you are reading in the middle of the night or in the middle of the day at work. ;)

[maya]

Yes, sir, it would be great if your avatar moaned your name for you. :D And I probably would sadly not be able to view Macrumors from the hospital anymore. :eek: :o

Maybe the doctors and nurses will rejoice that you are attaining some feeling after such a long long time. ;)

[dmw007]

The battery life on a single charge on that iBook is ~6 hours, will mad jew be able to last that long. :eek: :p ;) :D

And could always be plugged into the wall if need be... ;) :D

Just don't forget to set processor performance to highest. ;) :)

[mkrishnan]

Maybe the doctors and nurses will rejoice that you are attaining some feeling after such a long long time. ;)

Heh, no, I'm a psychology grad student... I *have* patients here. I'm not one myself. :p

Just don't forget to set processor performance to highest. ;):)

Hmmm...but I've also noticed that when MJ's got his girl really turned on, her backside glows. :eek:

Ahhh, we could do this all day. :)

[dmw007]

Hmmm...but I've also noticed that when MJ's got his girl really turned on, her backside glows. :eek:


What a coincidence, mine does that too. :) ;)

But my Power Mac G5, it just does not show any emotion for me at all- no matter what I do. :( ;)


Ahhh, we could do this all day. :)

Indeed, we could. :)

[mkrishnan]

What a coincidence, mine does that too. :) ;)

*gasps* Actually, I guess I haven't been staring at my girl's booty enough! She does it too! :)

Are our girls sisters?

But I do sometimes worry about mine...she has hook ups with my cell phone sometimes and doesn't even tell me. :D

[mad jew]

But I do sometimes worry about mine...she has hook ups with my cell phone sometimes and doesn't even tell me. :D


Mine's far dirtier. It has a thing going with the little white mouse from down the street. :o

[mkrishnan]

Mine's far dirtier. It has a thing going with the little white mouse from down the street. :o

Yeah, mine has a thing with the mouse, too, but I'm clicking both of them, so it's more of a threesome. :eek: ;) :D

[dmw007]

*gasps* Actually, I guess I haven't been staring at my girl's booty enough! She does it too! :)

Are our girls sisters?


Perhaps twins (or triplets if you count Mad Jew's iBook) ;) :)


But I do sometimes worry about mine...she has hook ups with my cell phone sometimes and doesn't even tell me. :D

Naughty thing! ;)

[dmw007]

Mine's far dirtier. It has a thing going with the little white mouse from down the street. :o

Mine tried hooking up with an optical USB mouse from M$ the other day.
I said to my iBook that if I caught it with that M$ mouse again, I would rip its USB ports out. ;) :D

[dmw007]

Yeah, mine has a thing with the mouse, too, but I'm clicking both of them, so it's more of a threesome. :eek: ;) :D

I guess that you mkrishnan are a true multi-tasker! :) ;)

[mkrishnan]

I guess that you mkrishnan are a true multi-tasker! :) ;)

Yeah... It's a good life. :)

But I do have to say, just as a piece of advice...if my girl ever went near a USB mouse, I'd leave her ass. :eek: :eek: :D

[dmw007]

Yeah... It's a good life. :)


Evidently. Talk about stamina- two at once. ;) :)


But I do have to say, just as a piece of advice...if my girl ever went near a USB mouse, I'd leave her ass. :eek: :eek: :D

Ah, but she is so good to me. Just sitting on my bed, her on top of me, her keeping my lap nice and warm whilst I type away on her. ;) :D