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Peyton
Mar 13, 2006, 03:42 PM
I often wish Apple made cars, furniture, houses, rand the government... I'm getting carried away.
check thisout (http://www.1contemporary.com/eloLux.html):eek:



iGary
Mar 13, 2006, 03:44 PM
Apple would never create anything that hideous. :o

Peyton
Mar 13, 2006, 03:46 PM
I know, but the sleek lines, the mirrored lines are just irresistible aren't they? I like looking at myself from all angles when I am walking around the house :cool:

iGary
Mar 13, 2006, 03:47 PM
I know, but the sleek lines, the mirrored lines are just irresistible aren't they? I like looking at myself from all angles when I am walking around the house :cool:

You'd need a staff of maids with Windex to patrol the house day and night for smudges. :D

Peyton
Mar 13, 2006, 04:51 PM
This is just unbelievably BAD (http://www.1contemporary.com/cleo.html)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Believe me, iGary, you could afford the army of maids before you could this mess. Its like $30,000 for a ticket to the tacky 70s.

Not everything on the website is so bad, but OMG!

DZ/015
Mar 13, 2006, 05:26 PM
For a truly bad flashback, go here (http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html)

cgratti
Mar 13, 2006, 07:14 PM
That looks like furnature that House Industries creates...

Jay42
Mar 13, 2006, 07:18 PM
I have to say, the furniture in the original post is not my style...at all. In fact, I hate it. It's the epitome of gaudy, which is anything but Apple.

maestro55
Mar 13, 2006, 08:48 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006ZP5DQ.01-A1CGG8PD8VKZVT._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

This seems more Apple like to me.. or atleast more my style..

After G
Mar 13, 2006, 08:50 PM
If it was Apple, it would be an empty room that gets furnished at the push of a button.

emaja
Mar 13, 2006, 08:58 PM
For a truly bad flashback, go here (http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html)

Q*Bert anyone?

Those rooms are atrocious.

MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

_bnkr612
Mar 13, 2006, 09:31 PM
Apple would never create anything that hideous. :o

That was hilarious when I read your response. That stuff is pure sheet.

Peyton
Mar 13, 2006, 09:35 PM
The funniest thing about the original post pictures is that people pay an additional $650 for a WALL MIRROR!:eek:

dpaanlka
Mar 14, 2006, 02:13 PM
Wow, the pic in the original post could be the gaudiest bedroom set I have ever seen.

puckhead193
Mar 14, 2006, 02:25 PM
it will bring fun for "those times"... lol :p ;)

Nickygoat
Mar 14, 2006, 03:44 PM
If Apple made furniture it would look something like this (http://www.stokke.com/product.asp?p=Tok&la=EN&na=UK&div=M).

CanadaRAM
Mar 14, 2006, 03:51 PM
I often wish Apple made cars, furniture, houses, rand the government... I'm getting carried away.
check thisout (http://www.1contemporary.com/eloLux.html):eek:
Yeah, that's the MDD model

(Mirrored Dresser Drawers)

I'm waiting for the Quicksilver and the Cheese-grater lines to come out.

Applespider
Mar 14, 2006, 04:00 PM
We used to sell a mirrored-range online... It lasted a month until we discovered that regardless how they packed them, it was guaranteed to turn up with at least one crack... ouch!

Peyton
Mar 14, 2006, 04:03 PM
THAT WOULD BE SO FRUSTRATING! :eek: How could you ever make money if you had to replace everything? Even better, how would you ever find someone who would buy that? A lot of old ladies wearing too much make up I assume...:rolleyes:

VanNess
Mar 23, 2006, 03:08 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006ZP5DQ.01-A1CGG8PD8VKZVT._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

This seems more Apple like to me.. or atleast more my style..

But it seems to be missing something....something that really defines the Apple user experience.

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Shotglass
Mar 24, 2006, 12:32 PM
Please, Oh please, stop posting these hideous "setups".

raster
Mar 24, 2006, 07:32 PM
I often wish Apple made cars, furniture, houses, rand the government... I'm getting carried away.
check thisout (http://www.1contemporary.com/eloLux.html):eek:
You have a major problem

plinkoman
Mar 24, 2006, 07:47 PM
the only thing about that that reminds me of apple is the price tag. :eek: :cool: :p

dornoforpyros
Mar 24, 2006, 09:36 PM
well since your taking a trip back to the 70's you could hold coke parties and do lines off all your shiny furniture.

jessica.
Mar 24, 2006, 10:47 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006ZP5DQ.01-A1CGG8PD8VKZVT._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

This seems more Apple like to me.. or atleast more my style..
You have fantastic taste!

ethen
Mar 25, 2006, 09:47 AM
is that from IKEA? i think i see it somewhere when i was shopping for my furnitues