You were caught where???? [Archive]

Moxiemike

Feb 2, 2003, 09:24 PM

Well, over a few beers this weekend, some pals of mine and I were discussing weird situations in which we've been caught doing some form of copulation. Word.

I'm asking for you stories. May this thread surpass the poop thread.

For the record.... My story was being 17, in a 1976 VW beetle, making out with my girlie, at the middle of her long suburban driveway, her leaning over to, um, ya know, "go down like the titanic" and nudging on the park brake.

VW rolls smashes into her daddy's BMW. (nothing big, maybe a 5mph crash. no damage) But I jumped out of the car, with her lipstick right in the wrong spot. Daddy comes out 'cause of alarm. I'm apologizing with my cack hanging out. Yipes.

Also got caught fooling around with a girl in a janitorial closet at college, by a janitor. I think he might have watched for a little. That's cool though. :cool:

Best place I haven't been caught was in a 747, first class, not to crowded flight to italy, with some 18 year old foreign exchange student from Sweden. I was 18 as well. My friends STILL don't believe me. I wish I had some confirmation. :rolleyes:

So bring it on kids. Tell me how you've been caught doing naughty deeds. :D

MacAztec

Feb 2, 2003, 09:46 PM

Nobody really says anything. I mean, the worst thing was when i was kissing a girl and the girl i was going with about a week earlier saw.

other than that...no biggie

Moxiemike

Feb 2, 2003, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by MacAztec
Nobody really says anything. I mean, the worst thing was when i was kissing a girl and the girl i was going with about a week earlier saw.

other than that...no biggie

Sure. It's not a biggie at all. They just make for fun stories.

Just like this girl I was dating about a year and a half ago... we were fooling around at her place, open bay window, etc. We got a little carried away, and as it turns out, her best friend stopped by, was gonna ring the bell, but looked in first, saw us and apparently "watched for a couple of minutes"

Then left. Proceeded to email the girl all morning about how she saw us, etc.

Kinda creepy. And funny at the same time. Considering that the friend and I had a business relationship at the time... was even funnier. Ask me who, eye! ;)

But yea. It's funny, and it makes for funny convo. It's just sex/sexual things. nothing to be embarrassed or shy about. So come one come all and post away!

rainman::|:|

Feb 2, 2003, 09:59 PM

Well, never been caught, but have done it behind a movie theatre after a movie, on a pool table in a dorm room common area, and on the roof of the Student Union (gathering area) on campus... the building is half-underground so you can walk around on the roof, and it's in the middle of the campus, totally visible from everywhere... that was fun :)

gotta love that feeling of risking it...

pnw

Moxiemike

Feb 2, 2003, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by paulwhannel
Well, never been caught, but have done it behind a movie theatre after a movie, on a pool table in a dorm room common area, and on the roof of the Student Union (gathering area) on campus... the building is half-underground so you can walk around on the roof, and it's in the middle of the campus, totally visible from everywhere... that was fun :)

gotta love that feeling of risking it...

pnw

totally. my friend Glenn takes the cake-- he did it in an abandoned tank monument in a park by his home.

:D

sparkleytone

Feb 2, 2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Moxiemike

totally. my friend Glenn takes the cake-- he did it in an abandoned tank monument in a park by his home.

:D

well damn, if we are going to the 'i know a guy'...i know a guy. he got a handjob from his boyfriend sitting next to his parents at a christmas church service.

MacAztec

Feb 2, 2003, 10:28 PM

medea

Feb 2, 2003, 10:30 PM

hmmm, several funny stories actually, I won't reveal all though. How about on the the floor of my girlfriends bedroom by her mother back in highschool, whew.
And in the backseat of my car at the park by a security guard, that was absolutely no fun at all, car sex in public areas is not a good idea folks.
Oh and the girl in question for both of these experiences is now my fiancee.;)

vniow

Feb 2, 2003, 10:31 PM

vniow

Feb 2, 2003, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by MacAztec

That is ******** sick. I would never talk to a person like that.

Well you may think it's dusgusting, I think it's funny as hell.

Ah well, we're all entitled to our opinions aren't we?

MacAztec

Feb 2, 2003, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by vniow

Well you may think it's dusgusting, I think it's funny as hell.

Ah well, we're all entitled to our opinions aren't we?

I guess, but that is still sick. I mean, its just....dirty

vniow

Feb 2, 2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by MacAztec
I mean, its just....dirty

Exactly.http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/that5c27scool.gif

Moxiemike

Feb 2, 2003, 11:09 PM

sparkley, that rocks. I got head in a confessional in 8th grade during a retreat once, which is fun stuff. :)

vinow is right-- rock the establishment!

Aztec sounds a bit repressed. ;) but he's still young. :D

Backtothemac

Feb 3, 2003, 10:02 AM

Guys, please try to be a little more allufe. Remember the majority of the people here are under 18. Some under 15.

wdlove

Feb 3, 2003, 11:25 AM

Did some risky things, but never caught! :o

shakespeare

Feb 3, 2003, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Remember the majority of the people here are under 18. Some under 15.

Whoa, is that true? Most people here aren't yet 18?

Backtothemac

Feb 3, 2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by shakespeare

Whoa, is that true? Most people here aren't yet 18?

Well, I say that. It is not most, but it is a lot.

vniow

Feb 3, 2003, 01:57 PM

Actually, arn did a poll awhile ago and the average age of all the members was 29.97.

Originally posted by wdlove

Did some risky things, but never caught! :o

Oh, do tell.http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/grinning.gif

Moxiemike

Feb 3, 2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by vniow
Actually, arn did a poll awhile ago and the average age of all the members was 29.97.

Oh, do tell.http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/grinning.gif

come WD tell us! EYE, where are you? I KNOW you've embarrased yourself. :)

m

vniow

Feb 3, 2003, 02:03 PM

I'd like to hear B2TM's too, he seems like he's hiding something.http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/grinning.gif

Moxiemike

Feb 3, 2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by vniow
I'd like to hear B2TM's too, he seems like he's hiding something.http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/grinning.gif

I bet it has to do with a secluded park, some making out and a LIBERAL girl. ;)

eyelikeart

Feb 3, 2003, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Moxiemike

come WD tell us! EYE, where are you? I KNOW you've embarrased yourself. :)

So it was my 21st birthday. We had a party at my mom's house, got plenty drunk, then headed off to this club late. We get back, it's maybe 4:30 am or something. My girlfriend at the time, who was a few years younger, was spending the night with me.

We get back after the night's events, and are pretty ready to get it on. We proceed to hop in the shower and..uh...yeah. So we made it back to my house alone. I had told my friends I wasn't going home right away so they wouldn't try to interupt.

Through some glitch, they show up at my house while we're in the bathroom. Start banging at my window. They were pretty well hammered too, and we were pretty busy, because somehow they managed to wake up my mother from her sleep.

So she's banging on my door because my drunk friends are outside making a racket. She's wanting to know, "just what the hell were u doing in there that u couldn't hear that noise?!"

I was laughing honestly. She wanted to know if we were playing sea hunt...he he... :D ;)

scem0

Feb 3, 2003, 08:44 PM

I once held hands with my girlfriend while walking through the
halls. :eek: . Hey, I'm an innocent 15 year old.... ;). I guess that
isn't the 'naughtiest' thing Ive ever done, but I sure haven't done
anything 'naughty'. :rolleyes: :D

MontanaMacster

Feb 3, 2003, 08:55 PM

I had sex with a ex-girlfriend of mine on a foton at the the furniture store she worked at during store hours, with my girlfriend at the time and her mother waiting in the car in the parking lot for me.

medea

Feb 3, 2003, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by MontanaMacster
I had sex with a ex-girlfriend of mine on a foton at the the furniture store she worked at during store hours, with my girlfriend at the time and her mother waiting in the car in the parking lot for me.
ok that is not naughty, that is immoral, such infidelity gives us some insight into your character.

rainman::|:|

Feb 3, 2003, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by sparkleytone

well damn, if we are going to the 'i know a guy'...i know a guy. he got a handjob from his boyfriend sitting next to his parents at a christmas church service.

hmm, never done that one! i know someone who had sex in a church, but... whew.

i'm guessing it was a candlelight service?

hehe

and for the record, people that don't want this level of crudeness shouldn't be in a thread about doing it in weird places... i'm willing to bet most kids talk dirtier than this with their friends.

pnw

diorio

Feb 3, 2003, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by medea

ok that is not naughty, that is immoral, such infidelity gives us some insight into your character.

I think he was saying he was doing his girl friend at the time. Not his girlfriend, his ex girlfriend, and his girlfriends mom at the same time.:D ;) :cool:

job

Feb 3, 2003, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Moxiemike
I got head in...8th grade

Are you ********* serious?! :eek:

Damn man, 8th grade....holy ******.

jelloshotsrule

Feb 3, 2003, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by hitman

Are you ********* serious?! :eek:

Damn man, 8th grade....holy ******.

the dude's a scumbag... what do you expect????

springscansing

Feb 4, 2003, 12:11 AM

I WOULD post... but... it wasn't exactly legal. Not even in kentucky... :-\

springscansing

Feb 4, 2003, 12:12 AM

Well, one thing that is legal, my girlfriend have me a handjob in the back seat when her mom was driving. I guess that's something.

Not that her mom knew or anything.

rainman::|:|

Feb 4, 2003, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by springscansing
I WOULD post... but... it wasn't exactly legal. Not even in kentucky... :-\

ah geez, come on! you can't just tease us with these things, we're baring all secrets...

at least PM me with details... :rolleyes: :D

pnw

springscansing

Feb 4, 2003, 01:19 AM

Nope nope, must avoid jail, lol.

MacBandit

Feb 4, 2003, 01:28 AM

I have a friend I use to work with that tells me that when he was in school he was at a party that the vice principals daughter was throwing at her house. Well the vice principle(her father) came home early and caught him and her screwing in his bed. To top it off my friends mother was a teacher at the school he went to.

iAlan

Feb 4, 2003, 04:16 AM

I have had a few naughty experiences in my time...

There was a handjob from my boyfriend while waiting in line at Splash Mountain at Tokyo Disneyland, it was almost pitch black, so no-one saw, but he did want to go down on me but that would have been way tooooo obvious.

Then there was this time a girl friend of mine wanted to 'play' when drunk at a gay disco. She ended up getting my pants open and my tackle out, but nothing happened, other than a group of gay guys buying my drinks all night!! lol :p

the rest can't tell, but there was this one time in band camp...:o

Moxiemike

Feb 4, 2003, 08:20 AM

Moxiemike

Feb 4, 2003, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by hitman

Are you ********* serious?! :eek:

Damn man, 8th grade....holy ******.

summer in between 8th grade and 9th grade, to be exact. Nice little upper middle class catholic schoolgirl chippies.

They got down with that stuff. :)

I was just an innocent opportunist. "like, this feels nice. Keep going...." :D:D:D

medea

Feb 4, 2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by springscansing
I WOULD post... but... it wasn't exactly legal. Not even in kentucky... :-\
It doesnt involve livestock does it?

Moxiemike

Feb 4, 2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by medea

It doesnt involve livestock does it?

ouch.

ouch.

ouch.

springscansing

Feb 4, 2003, 06:44 PM

No livestock, just a young jewish girl, heh.

G4scott

Feb 4, 2003, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by springscansing
No livestock, just a young jewish girl, heh.

Foreign exchange student? Was she under 18? (although I doubt you'd answer that last question if she was, but silence translates into 'yes'...)

pantagruel

Feb 6, 2003, 10:01 PM

hah, those are all funny. once I was in an elevator with a girl I knew, we were kinda close but never fooled around before but the elevator stopped and jammed up and for some reason we both looked at each other like "lets do it" and we went at it, she had her skirt up and I had my pants dropped down and then all of a sudden we heard this voice that was like" hold it right there folks, the elevator should start moving again REAL soon."
we figured out that there was a security camera in the elevator and they must have been watching it since the elevator was jammed, the maintance guy had quite the look on his face when he let us out.....

MacBandit

Feb 7, 2003, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by pantagruel
hah, those are all funny. once I was in an elevator with a girl I knew, we were kinda close but never fooled around before but the elevator stopped and jammed up and for some reason we both looked at each other like "lets do it" and we went at it, she had her skirt up and I had my pants dropped down and then all of a sudden we heard this voice that was like" hold it right there folks, the elevator should start moving again REAL soon."
we figured out that there was a security camera in the elevator and they must have been watching it since the elevator was jammed, the maintance guy had quite the look on his face when he let us out.....

I swear that the only reason they put those cameras in is so the security guys can get off.

iAlan

Feb 7, 2003, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by MacBandit

I swear that the only reason they put those cameras in is so the security guys can get off.

'get off' refering to an elevator , no pun intended I hope!!

Cool story though, wish I got stuck in an elevator once in a while...

wdlove

Feb 7, 2003, 11:10 AM

Big brother is watching! :p

Moxiemike

Feb 7, 2003, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by iAlan

'get off' refering to an elevator , no pun intended I hope!!

Cool story though, wish I got stuck in an elevator once in a while...

Man... the elevator fantasy. :)

So, who here has joined the mile high club?

:D

LethalWolfe

Feb 7, 2003, 11:22 AM

GF and I on a picnic table in a state park caught by a family of 4.

Lethal

Moxiemike

Feb 7, 2003, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by LethalWolfe
GF and I on a picnic table in a state park caught by a family of 4.

Lethal

your family or someone elses'?

:D

LethalWolfe

Feb 7, 2003, 11:27 AM

GF and I on a picnic table in a state park caught by a family of 4.

Lethal

jayscheuerle

Feb 7, 2003, 12:35 PM

Caught by the cops, parked in my high-school's soccer practice field, at night, 69'ing with my 11th grade girlfriend, in a ....

Gold and wood trim 1972 Ford Pinto Station Wagon (back seat folded down at this time, windows fogged)..

Didn't see 'em coming & I didn't get to...:D

Moxiemike

Feb 7, 2003, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by jayscheuerle
Caught by the cops, parked in my high-school's soccer practice field, at night, 69'ing with my 11th grade girlfriend, in a ....

Gold and wood trim 1972 Ford Pinto Station Wagon (back seat folded down at this time, windows fogged)..

Didn't see 'em coming & I didn't get to...:D

i bet you used the 1972 pinto wagon with the trum to impress your lady and get her nekkid in the car in the first place. good job using a VERY VERY VERY pertinent "pimpin'" mobile.

the 1972 pinto's hold special places in the minds and hearts of every person who loves car adventures. :) I never got that lucky... but I did have the beetle. ;)

jayscheuerle

Feb 7, 2003, 12:48 PM

Automatic, with chrome "T" shifter...

Moxiemike

Feb 7, 2003, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by jayscheuerle
Automatic, with chrome "T" shifter...

wow. every suburban girls dream! :D

haha

funny thing-- you could get a classic plate for those nowadays.
:rolleyes:

howard

Feb 7, 2003, 01:29 PM

lets just say that boat sex is a wonderful thing...

and also underwater at a public beach...it wasn't to crowded though.

never been caught!...at least i don't think i have...no one has said anything at least, though i have the feeling i have been caught by some people

TEG

Feb 7, 2003, 01:46 PM

Not me, but some friends say on a ferry, in an Cathedral, a High School, an Airplane, and On the Observation Deck of the Space Needle, in Seattle, WA, US.

Me:
BJ's ;) Lounge at College (At 3am)

Springscansing ... It is legal if she was over 16. Source: http://www.ageofconsent.com
So under that, then yea.

TEG

springscansing

Feb 7, 2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by G4scott

Foreign exchange student? Was she under 18? (although I doubt you'd answer that last question if she was, but silence translates into 'yes'...)

Well.. I'm 18.. and I'm calling her young.

medea

Feb 7, 2003, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by springscansing

Well.. I'm 18.. and I'm calling her young.
thats gross......
sounds like we will be seeing your photo on TV one day.....with the rest of the sexual offenders....

Doctor Q

Feb 7, 2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jayscheuerle
... parked with my 11th grade girlfriend, in a ... 1972 Ford Pinto ...Wasn't that the model that was famous for the exploding gas tank (http://www.motherjones.com/mother_jones/SO77/compress.mov)? Maybe generating heat above the tank was more dangerous than you thought!

wdlove

Feb 7, 2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by medea

thats gross......
sounds like we will be seeing your photo on TV one day.....with the rest of the sexual offenders....

It depends on the law where they live!

springscansing

Feb 7, 2003, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by wdlove

It depends on the law where they live!

la la la...

synthetickittie

Feb 7, 2003, 10:30 PM

... guees the worste time I was ever caught would have to over this past summer. I go up to a place in NH every summer and no night I met this girl and we um *got to know eachother*. So after shes like I'll see you again tomorrow night. Anyways the next morning I went out an as soon as I got down to the arcades and **** (where all the other teen kids hange) I saw this realy hot girl so of course I started talking to her.... Blah BLah..... 20 minutes later Im on a bench in the middle of the boardwalk there not realy giving a crap who sees us but I kind of forgot about the girl from the night before. Well as you probably gueesed I get a tap on the sholder and I look around and who else but that girl from last night, she smacks me and calls me quote "a man whore", which now relay makes me laugh about it. But it didnt end up that bad before the girl I was making out with at that time goes who the hell was that and Im like oh its just my dam sister she tries to do crap like if she ever sees me with a girl. If your woundering ya that girl was definitly blond

springscansing

Feb 7, 2003, 10:45 PM

Manwhore!

Moxiemike

Feb 11, 2003, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by synthetickittie
... guees the worste time I was ever caught would have to over this past summer. I go up to a place in NH every summer and no night I met this girl and we um *got to know eachother*. So after shes like I'll see you again tomorrow night. Anyways the next morning I went out an as soon as I got down to the arcades and **** (where all the other teen kids hange) I saw this realy hot girl so of course I started talking to her.... Blah BLah..... 20 minutes later Im on a bench in the middle of the boardwalk there not realy giving a crap who sees us but I kind of forgot about the girl from the night before. Well as you probably gueesed I get a tap on the sholder and I look around and who else but that girl from last night, she smacks me and calls me quote "a man whore", which now relay makes me laugh about it. But it didnt end up that bad before the girl I was making out with at that time goes who the hell was that and Im like oh its just my dam sister she tries to do crap like if she ever sees me with a girl. If your woundering ya that girl was definitly blond

Your save was nice... the whole "it's my sister...." haha. BRILLIANT.