macgeek2005
Apr 18, 2006, 01:04 AM
PC’s Suck.
PC’s are terrible. They suck in every way conceivable. They are clumsy, ugly, prone to crashing, and get viruses. I have no idea why the **** people put up with them. I’ll give you a quick example of a discussion between a PC fanatic and a mac fanatic comparing a PC to a Mac.
PC user: Wow, look at this great Alienware machine I can get. I can get it custom built with the AMD Athlon FX-60, and Quad Nvidia 7900 video cards!! I can get it with 4GB of ram, 2 23” moniters, and 2 1TB internal hard drives all for only $3999!!! If you wanted to get a mac that powerful it would cost at LEAST $10,000!.
Mac user: (Shaking his head in disbelief at how stupid someone can be). Alright, let’s put this to the test. I’ll buy a Quad G5 with 4GB of ram, the Quadro FX 4500 video card, 2 23” moniters, and 2 500GB internal hard drives. It’ll cost me about $9200.
PC user: Why would you want to do that when you can get a computer more powerfull for less than half the price?
Mac user: Because it’s that much better, and it runs the worlds most advanced operating system.
PC user: Alright, let’s do it.
A week later both guys have they’re brand new monsters set up and ready to go.
PC user: This thing is incredible, I can play Doom 3 on Ultra quality at a good 60 frames per second.
Mac user: I’m making a video in iMovie.
PC user: Yeah, they have good video editing software for PC, I just don’t know much about it, and I think they’re kinda expensive.
Mac user: You mean no video editing software came on your computer?
PC user: Not anything worth using.
Mac user: Oh, that’s too bad.
PC user: Yeah.
Mac user: Oh, you want all those pictures that we took on our trip to Hawai last summer?
PC user: Oh yeah of course. That trip was awesome….
Mac user: Alright, here’s the camera, and a USB cable.
PC user: (Plugs in camera. Nothing happends). Oh, we might have to do this later, I need to download some drivers.
Mac user: Oh okay, can I have your camera? I want the pictures that you took.
PC user: We have to go the concert soon, you won’t have time to get it all configured before we have to go.
Mac user: Give me the ****ing camera.
PC user: Fine, fine, but you’ll have to stop in the middle of transferring them. (Gives his camera to mac user)
Mac user: (Plugs in camera. 3 minutes later they are all imported in iPhoto). There, I’m done.
PC user: How much does that software cost? See that’s like pretty pro photo software, I didn’t bother to buy any of that stuff.
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Mac user: Well, I think I’ll plug in my ipod and load all those photos on before we go to the concert. (He does so)
Later… after the concert……
Mac user: (The mac user is having a great time on his computer using iLife…. He’s recording music in garageband, burning his projects to CD’s. He hands a CD he recorded to the PC user). Here, check this out, this is a CD I recorded.
PC user: Cool, I like it. When did you record this?
Mac user: Just now, on my computer.
PC user: What kind of recording software did you buy?
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Next day……………….
Mac user: Hey, wanna play a Doom 3 multiplayer match?
PC user: Sure, but later, I have to de-fragment my hard drive, my computers been bogging down a bit.
Mac user: Oh, alright, well whenever you’re ready.
PC user: You should probably de-fragment your harddrive too.
Mac user: Mac OS X does it automatically.
PC user: Oh.
PC user: Oh, by the way, my brother just called, and he has a few tapes that he wants me to burn to dvd for him cause he doesn’t have a computer… so can I get on your computer while mine’s de-fragmenting, and see what kind of video software I can get for a reasonable price?
Mac user: Ask your brother to give me the tapes.
PC user: No that’s okay, I don’t want you to go through all the trouble of making the DVD. It’s my brother.
Mac user: It’s not really trouble.
PC user: Alright, whatever you want. Thanks.
Mac user: (2 hours later he has a great DVD for his friends brother).
PC user: That’s some nice software, how much did it cost?
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Mac user: Yeah. So have you downloaded those drivers yet so you can get my pictures?
PC user: I was going too, but I need to call my friend and ask him which ones are the right ones.
Mac user: Alright.
PC user: I should probably get some anti-virus software. You should too.
Mac user: My computer can’t get viruses.
PC user: Bull ****. Any operating system can get a virus. I’ll ask my friend to write a virus and send it to both of us, and you’ll see. You’ll get it cause you won’t have virus protection.
Mac user: (chuckles to himself) Alright. Sure.
PC user: Well, my hard drive is done de-fragmenting.. so now we can play Doom 3 if you want.
Mac user: Sure.
They play a nice match of Doom 3 multiplayer.
The days go by… and the pc user is continually encountered with little problems, or things that he’s unable to do, such as burning DVD’s like his friend can… Plug and play abilities, Expose.. etc.
PC user: So how come macs come with all these cool features and stuff?
Mac user: I dunno, it’s simply a better operating system.
PC user: (Turns on his computer. Virus protection gives him a warning. He openes it up, and sees a few infected files. He highlights them, and presses delete. They don’t go away. He beings to get panicky. He tries a bunch of different tricks. His CPU is 98% used. His ram is 92% used. His files are disappearing. He calles his friend!) PLEASE HELP. STOP THE VIRUS, DO SOMETHING!!!!. His friend rushes over with more powerful antivirus software, and deletes the virus, and recovers all the guys files.
PC user: (to mac user). There, whaddya think of that?
Mac user: Why do you put up with that ****? My computer wasn’t affected at all.
PC user: eh.. it’s not that much of an inconvenience. Most viruses aren’t that deadly.
Mac user: Okay, that’s good I guess.
And they days go by again. The Mac user can do anything he want’s flawlessly, while the PC user feels like he’s using a machine.
One day, they’re both using they’re computer, and they are transferring files back and forth, so they have many windows open. He has an extremely important download half way done, which he needs to have done as soon as possible. They’re transferring files and such, and the PC user is having trouble because he has too many windows open, and he can’t see anything.
Mac user: Let’s see… okay Expose….. select that window, alright, transfer that….
The PC user, in his frustration accidentally clicks cancel, on his download.
PC user: ARGH, **** ****. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH OF THIS ****ING ****. I WANT A COMPUTER THAT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he bought a Mac.
Now, WHY, OH WHY??? DO PEOPLE PUT UP WITH PC’S???????????? WHY?????????????????????????????????????????
THEY ARE ABOMINABLE, THEY ARE ATROCIOUS, THEY ARE HORRIBLE, THEY ARE DISGUSTING, THEY ARE CLUMSY, WINDOWS XP SUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Why on earth?? I just don’t get it.
You ****ing PC users can all burn in hell. You can have your eyes pulled out of their sockets while layers of your skin are being peeled off you with a peeler. When a PC user tells me why they think PC’s are better, I want to cut of they’re fingers one by one, drop them in a bath of boiling oil. I wanna cut open your brain and see what part of it could be so moronic as to WANT to get a PC over a mac!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
PC USERS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!! THEY THINK THEY VIRUSES AND DRIVERS AND DE-FRAGMENTING ARE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO DO ON COMPUTERS. BUT GUESS WHAT IDIOTS????? THEY’RE NOT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM ON A MAC. YOU JUST DON’T.
Oh, it pains me to see a person deal with a virus, or a driver that they need to install, and they think that you have to do the same on every computer. They don’t realize that there are platforms where you don’t have to be bothered like that. *sighhhhh………………..*
PC’s are terrible. They suck in every way conceivable. They are clumsy, ugly, prone to crashing, and get viruses. I have no idea why the **** people put up with them. I’ll give you a quick example of a discussion between a PC fanatic and a mac fanatic comparing a PC to a Mac.
PC user: Wow, look at this great Alienware machine I can get. I can get it custom built with the AMD Athlon FX-60, and Quad Nvidia 7900 video cards!! I can get it with 4GB of ram, 2 23” moniters, and 2 1TB internal hard drives all for only $3999!!! If you wanted to get a mac that powerful it would cost at LEAST $10,000!.
Mac user: (Shaking his head in disbelief at how stupid someone can be). Alright, let’s put this to the test. I’ll buy a Quad G5 with 4GB of ram, the Quadro FX 4500 video card, 2 23” moniters, and 2 500GB internal hard drives. It’ll cost me about $9200.
PC user: Why would you want to do that when you can get a computer more powerfull for less than half the price?
Mac user: Because it’s that much better, and it runs the worlds most advanced operating system.
PC user: Alright, let’s do it.
A week later both guys have they’re brand new monsters set up and ready to go.
PC user: This thing is incredible, I can play Doom 3 on Ultra quality at a good 60 frames per second.
Mac user: I’m making a video in iMovie.
PC user: Yeah, they have good video editing software for PC, I just don’t know much about it, and I think they’re kinda expensive.
Mac user: You mean no video editing software came on your computer?
PC user: Not anything worth using.
Mac user: Oh, that’s too bad.
PC user: Yeah.
Mac user: Oh, you want all those pictures that we took on our trip to Hawai last summer?
PC user: Oh yeah of course. That trip was awesome….
Mac user: Alright, here’s the camera, and a USB cable.
PC user: (Plugs in camera. Nothing happends). Oh, we might have to do this later, I need to download some drivers.
Mac user: Oh okay, can I have your camera? I want the pictures that you took.
PC user: We have to go the concert soon, you won’t have time to get it all configured before we have to go.
Mac user: Give me the ****ing camera.
PC user: Fine, fine, but you’ll have to stop in the middle of transferring them. (Gives his camera to mac user)
Mac user: (Plugs in camera. 3 minutes later they are all imported in iPhoto). There, I’m done.
PC user: How much does that software cost? See that’s like pretty pro photo software, I didn’t bother to buy any of that stuff.
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Mac user: Well, I think I’ll plug in my ipod and load all those photos on before we go to the concert. (He does so)
Later… after the concert……
Mac user: (The mac user is having a great time on his computer using iLife…. He’s recording music in garageband, burning his projects to CD’s. He hands a CD he recorded to the PC user). Here, check this out, this is a CD I recorded.
PC user: Cool, I like it. When did you record this?
Mac user: Just now, on my computer.
PC user: What kind of recording software did you buy?
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Next day……………….
Mac user: Hey, wanna play a Doom 3 multiplayer match?
PC user: Sure, but later, I have to de-fragment my hard drive, my computers been bogging down a bit.
Mac user: Oh, alright, well whenever you’re ready.
PC user: You should probably de-fragment your harddrive too.
Mac user: Mac OS X does it automatically.
PC user: Oh.
PC user: Oh, by the way, my brother just called, and he has a few tapes that he wants me to burn to dvd for him cause he doesn’t have a computer… so can I get on your computer while mine’s de-fragmenting, and see what kind of video software I can get for a reasonable price?
Mac user: Ask your brother to give me the tapes.
PC user: No that’s okay, I don’t want you to go through all the trouble of making the DVD. It’s my brother.
Mac user: It’s not really trouble.
PC user: Alright, whatever you want. Thanks.
Mac user: (2 hours later he has a great DVD for his friends brother).
PC user: That’s some nice software, how much did it cost?
Mac user: It came on my computer.
PC user: Oh.
Mac user: Yeah. So have you downloaded those drivers yet so you can get my pictures?
PC user: I was going too, but I need to call my friend and ask him which ones are the right ones.
Mac user: Alright.
PC user: I should probably get some anti-virus software. You should too.
Mac user: My computer can’t get viruses.
PC user: Bull ****. Any operating system can get a virus. I’ll ask my friend to write a virus and send it to both of us, and you’ll see. You’ll get it cause you won’t have virus protection.
Mac user: (chuckles to himself) Alright. Sure.
PC user: Well, my hard drive is done de-fragmenting.. so now we can play Doom 3 if you want.
Mac user: Sure.
They play a nice match of Doom 3 multiplayer.
The days go by… and the pc user is continually encountered with little problems, or things that he’s unable to do, such as burning DVD’s like his friend can… Plug and play abilities, Expose.. etc.
PC user: So how come macs come with all these cool features and stuff?
Mac user: I dunno, it’s simply a better operating system.
PC user: (Turns on his computer. Virus protection gives him a warning. He openes it up, and sees a few infected files. He highlights them, and presses delete. They don’t go away. He beings to get panicky. He tries a bunch of different tricks. His CPU is 98% used. His ram is 92% used. His files are disappearing. He calles his friend!) PLEASE HELP. STOP THE VIRUS, DO SOMETHING!!!!. His friend rushes over with more powerful antivirus software, and deletes the virus, and recovers all the guys files.
PC user: (to mac user). There, whaddya think of that?
Mac user: Why do you put up with that ****? My computer wasn’t affected at all.
PC user: eh.. it’s not that much of an inconvenience. Most viruses aren’t that deadly.
Mac user: Okay, that’s good I guess.
And they days go by again. The Mac user can do anything he want’s flawlessly, while the PC user feels like he’s using a machine.
One day, they’re both using they’re computer, and they are transferring files back and forth, so they have many windows open. He has an extremely important download half way done, which he needs to have done as soon as possible. They’re transferring files and such, and the PC user is having trouble because he has too many windows open, and he can’t see anything.
Mac user: Let’s see… okay Expose….. select that window, alright, transfer that….
The PC user, in his frustration accidentally clicks cancel, on his download.
PC user: ARGH, **** ****. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH OF THIS ****ING ****. I WANT A COMPUTER THAT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he bought a Mac.
Now, WHY, OH WHY??? DO PEOPLE PUT UP WITH PC’S???????????? WHY?????????????????????????????????????????
THEY ARE ABOMINABLE, THEY ARE ATROCIOUS, THEY ARE HORRIBLE, THEY ARE DISGUSTING, THEY ARE CLUMSY, WINDOWS XP SUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Why on earth?? I just don’t get it.
You ****ing PC users can all burn in hell. You can have your eyes pulled out of their sockets while layers of your skin are being peeled off you with a peeler. When a PC user tells me why they think PC’s are better, I want to cut of they’re fingers one by one, drop them in a bath of boiling oil. I wanna cut open your brain and see what part of it could be so moronic as to WANT to get a PC over a mac!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
PC USERS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!! THEY THINK THEY VIRUSES AND DRIVERS AND DE-FRAGMENTING ARE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO DO ON COMPUTERS. BUT GUESS WHAT IDIOTS????? THEY’RE NOT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM ON A MAC. YOU JUST DON’T.
Oh, it pains me to see a person deal with a virus, or a driver that they need to install, and they think that you have to do the same on every computer. They don’t realize that there are platforms where you don’t have to be bothered like that. *sighhhhh………………..*
