Steal from Microsoft, you are killed.

[idkew]

Bill sent the hitman to this guy's house.

dead msft robber (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=569&ncid=738&e=1&u=/nm/20030211/tc_nm/crime_microsoft_death_dc)

[pantagruel]

damn, that does sound shady...
"ok ok Bill I'll stop using my cracked version of XP...."
Wheres Uma Thurman when you need her.
Kill Bil.

[mymemory]

The only original thing I have in my computer is my computer :eek:

I'm glad Jobs is not a chep person.:D

[janey]

multiple organ failure? wtf?
there was absolutely no way he coulda done this on his own...

[charboneau]

Sounds more like a Ballmer job.

[rainman::|:|]

only one question--

when did hillary start working for microsoft?

;)
pnw

[sickboy_osX]

Multiple organ failure eh....


hmmmm anyone thinking what i am?

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

I LOVE THIS COMPANY

Over and Over and Over :-D

Dance monkey boy

[saint]

His life support system probably got the BSOD.

[G4scott]

Man... That sucks... If m$ can steal from everybody else, then that guy should've kept the yacht, and gotten off scot-free. I do think it was a m$ hitman...

[King Cobra]

How the blue heck does someone steal $9 million in software? Download XP Pro and place a couple thousand copies on CDs?

>(sickboy) Over and Over and Over :-D

In that cause, he would have died from gum disease. :p :eek: :eek:

[Kid Red]

Yea, I know XP pro edition is expensive, but what the hell did he sell and for how long to total 9 million bucks!?!? Either that's a wharehouse full of burnt CDs or someone's smoking the inflation pipe for the insurance claim.

[idkew]

Originally posted by charboneau
Sounds more like a Ballmer job.

i'd agree, balmer.

he gets pretty hyped up, while bill sits in the corner looking at porn, thinking of things he can steal to make money off of.

post 499.......

[idkew]

Originally posted by idkew
i'd agree, balmer.

he gets pretty hyped up, while bill sits in the corner looking at porn, thinking of things he can steal to make money off of.

post 499.......

hehehe, had to do it. post 500.

ok... this 'tar is a temp. just my bootx image. got a test tomorrow to study for.

[scem0]

I can't seem to find the article. The link is
broken. Either that, or this eMac at Schlotzsky's, I think it tis the former.

[G4scott]

Originally posted by scem0
I can't seem to find the article. The link is
broken. Either that, or this eMac at Schlotzsky's, I think it tis the former.

eMac at schlotzsky's? Tell me, did you know how to spell schlotzsky's off the top of your head, or did you have to look at their logo to spell it?

[King Cobra]

>(scem) The link is broken.

!!

You're trying to open a link to something Microsoft related with your PC and it doesn't work??

This is something to remember... :D :D

Here is the link:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=569&ncid=738&e=1&u=/nm/20030211/tc_nm/crime_microsoft_death_dc

Then, again, what do you expect from, uh, Yahoo?


" SEATTLE (Reuters) - A former Microsoft Corp. manager who was facing prosecution for allegedly stealing more than $9 million worth of software died unexpectedly at a local hospital four days ago, the King Country Medical Examiner's office said on Tuesday.

Daniel Feussner, 32, died last Friday due to multiple organ failure, but the cause of death could not be determined until further tests were conducted, an investigator at the Medical Examiner's office said.

Officials for Overlake Hospital Medical Center in Bellevue, Washington, did not confirm whether Feussner was a patient there, citing the hospital's privacy policy.

Feussner was out on bail after being fired and arrested in December for allegedly obtaining software meant for internal use and selling it illegally to fund a lavish lifestyle of luxury cars, jewelry and a yacht.

"We are very saddened by this tragic event and our hearts are with Daniels' family and friends," said Microsoft spokeswoman Stacy Drake."


idkew, are you truly that desparate to put up a test pic for an avatar and waste a post to get to 500? :rolleyes:

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by King Cobra
<snip>
idkew, are you truly that desparate to put up a test pic for an avatar and waste a post to get to 500? :rolleyes:

*ahem*
I can think of worse things.
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=5410

;)

[shadowfax]

did you guys not see that clause in the XP EULA about how if they catch you stealing their software, they can sell your children as slaves in Iraq and lock your parents in a small room lined with Pu 239, not to mention sell your spouse as a forced prostitute in the location of their choosing and.... take your macs away? dang, hope you didn't pirate it!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
*ahem*
I can think of worse things.
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=5410

;)

i can't believe i missed out on that sale. what the **** brahs!

[scem0]

Originally posted by G4scott
eMac at schlotzsky's? Tell me, did you know how to spell schlotzsky's off the top of your head, or did you have to look at their logo to spell it?

nah, i spelled it off the top of my head. Did I spell it right? I
go there a lot but have never really thought about the spelling
of their name... :p :D

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
nah, i spelled it off the top of my head. Did I spell it right? I
go there a lot but have never really thought about the spelling
of their name... :p :D

scem, isn't it schlotzsky's that's doing the free wireless internet thing? can i take my Tibook to one and get on? it seems like i read that somewhere awhile ago...

[idkew]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>(scem)

idkew, are you truly that desparate to put up a test pic for an avatar and waste a post to get to 500? :rolleyes:

it took me something like two years to reach 500. so, yes.

[shadowfax]

but what's another day or two of normal posting when you've waited 2 years?

[janey]

wow people know how to spell schlotzsky's off the top of their head...i guess the average IQ of a macrumors member must be pretty high :p