what kind of toilet paper are you using? [Archive]

vollspacken

Mar 12, 2003, 12:54 AM

I just wondered what toilet paper do you use at home or at work? what kind of texture, how many layers, what colors and patterns?

I actually use a white 3-layer generic brand... at my college, they put out this hard, sand-paper like stuff ("jeeeeeez... aaargh!")... what can I say, home sweet home:D

I'm curious about your replies...

edesignuk

Mar 12, 2003, 01:05 AM

...you've got to be kidding me!...:rolleyes:...are people really this bored? :eek:

RandomDeadHead

Mar 12, 2003, 01:39 AM

As if poop wasnt bad enough. I cant wait for which hand do you use to hold you d*ck when you pee thread.

MacBandit

Mar 12, 2003, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by vollspacken
I just wondered what toilet paper do you use at home or at work? what kind of texture, how many layers, what colors and patterns?

I actually use a white 3-layer generic brand... at my college, they put out this hard, sand-paper like stuff ("jeeeeeez... aaargh!")... what can I say, home sweet home:D

I'm curious about your replies...

You're referring to what is commonly known in the scrub as John Wayne paper. It's ruff and tuff and don't take no ***** of of no one.

Mine is........

www.Cottonelle.com

JupiterZen

Mar 12, 2003, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by vollspacken
I just wondered what toilet paper do you use at home or at work? what kind of texture, how many layers, what colors and patterns?

I'm still looking for good paper with occult markings on it, because the dollar bills with the All Seeing Eye just don't cut it as toiletpaper.

;)

eyelikeart

Mar 12, 2003, 07:53 AM

this should be merged with the poop thread since it is directly related...

but I'll play along for now...

pretty much whatever I can get my hands on...

when u poop as much as I do...beggars can't be choosers...:eek: :D ;)

backspinner

Mar 12, 2003, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by RandomDeadHead
As if poop wasnt bad enough. I cant wait for which hand do you use to hold you d*ck when you pee thread. right

DakotaGuy

Mar 12, 2003, 08:34 AM

At work, the John Wayne, Government supplied paper.

At home Quilted Northern.

bbarnhart

Mar 12, 2003, 08:34 AM

When my wife and I built our new house, we had two toilet paper dispensers installed because we each like our own type of TP. She likes the thick fluffy kind. I like the Scott brand 1-ply. I like to make my own 'layers'. The fluffy kind tends to shred.

We also installed a toilet and a urinal in the master bath. That way I don't have to worry about putting the seat up and then back down again. I also don't have to worry about my aim in middle of the night. Can't miss with a urinal. People think we are crazy when we tell them we have a urinal, but after I explain it to them they change their minds.

The plumber thought it was insane and said he'd never installed a urinal in home before.

jelloshotsrule

Mar 12, 2003, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by RandomDeadHead
As if poop wasnt bad enough. I cant wait for which hand do you use to hold you d*ck when you pee thread.

i thought this already took place. i don't remember clearly though.

kettle

Mar 12, 2003, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
i thought this already took place. i don't remember clearly though.

forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=18110 (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=18110) :eek:

that's the badger

3rdpath

Mar 12, 2003, 01:57 PM

don't use nothing but $100.00 bills baby.....;)

MacFan25

Mar 12, 2003, 03:38 PM

I really don't pay that much attention to the kind of toilet paper that I use. :D

icetraxxg5

Mar 12, 2003, 03:55 PM

I cant believe that macrumors members are going as low as to posting stupid threads like these :rolleyes: :rolleyes: If this goes on any longer I think I will stop coming here... :mad:

Moxiemike

Mar 12, 2003, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by eyelikeart
this should be merged with the poop thread since it is directly related...

but I'll play along for now...

pretty much whatever I can get my hands on...

when u poop as much as I do...beggars can't be choosers...:eek: :D ;)

Word. I'm all about some nice soft quilted stuff. I have a sensitive bottom.

But if worse comes to worse, i'll use leaves. Newspaper. Whatever's clever

howard

Mar 12, 2003, 04:40 PM

you guys use...paper?...to wipe your butts?...hmm

;)

DakotaGuy

Mar 12, 2003, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by bbarnhart
When my wife and I built our new house, we had two toilet paper dispensers installed because we each like our own type of TP. She likes the thick fluffy kind. I like the Scott brand 1-ply. I like to make my own 'layers'. The fluffy kind tends to shred.

We also installed a toilet and a urinal in the master bath. That way I don't have to worry about putting the seat up and then back down again. I also don't have to worry about my aim in middle of the night. Can't miss with a urinal. People think we are crazy when we tell them we have a urinal, but after I explain it to them they change their minds.

The plumber thought it was insane and said he'd never installed a urinal in home before.

You know that is the first time I ever heard of a urinal being installed in a home...who knows maybe you will spark the next trend?lol

DakotaGuy

Mar 12, 2003, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by RandomDeadHead
As if poop wasnt bad enough. I cant wait for which hand do you use to hold you d*ck when you pee thread.

The right hand of course. Being right handed, holding anything with the left just feels funny.

wdlove

Mar 12, 2003, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by bbarnhart
When my wife and I built our new house, we had two toilet paper dispensers installed because we each like our own type of TP. She likes the thick fluffy kind. I like the Scott brand 1-ply. I like to make my own 'layers'. The fluffy kind tends to shred.

We also installed a toilet and a urinal in the master bath. That way I don't have to worry about putting the seat up and then back down again. I also don't have to worry about my aim in middle of the night. Can't miss with a urinal. People think we are crazy when we tell them we have a urinal, but after I explain it to them they change their minds.

The plumber thought it was insane and said he'd never installed a urinal in home before.

By any chance did you install a bidet, then you would have a full set?

bousozoku

Mar 12, 2003, 07:03 PM

Clean.

The 3 sea shells.

42. (just to confuse you)

:)

MrMacMan

Mar 12, 2003, 07:29 PM

celaurie

Mar 12, 2003, 08:06 PM

Personally, I like to use cactus skins. They make it to all those hard to get places that paper just can't reach. :D

Stoopid question deserves a stoopid answer....

jefhatfield

Mar 12, 2003, 08:11 PM

one double roll at a dollar is better than two single rolls at fifty cents each

it usually takes three single rolls to outlast one double roll so the double rolls, while you only get 12 in a package, are still the better value than the 24 single rolls one gets for the same price

check it out for yourselves

rainman::|:|

Mar 12, 2003, 08:48 PM

would you people quit bitching about these threads. we had a lot of fun in the "which hand" thread, and a lot of threads like it. if you're going to leave the site because we goof around... bye then. good riddance.

i'm too tired to go look which brand i use, but you can bet it's soft. last stuff i had was rougher than our papertowls (which made me think a little bit)... it was really annoying...

pnw

eyelikeart

Mar 13, 2003, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Word. I'm all about some nice soft quilted stuff. I have a sensitive bottom.

But if worse comes to worse, i'll use leaves. Newspaper. Whatever's clever

he he...yeah...but still...nothing better than a nice shower after, eh? ;)

wdlove

Mar 13, 2003, 11:20 AM

Currently we are using Scott Tissue, 1000 sheets per roll. It has the Good Housekeeping seal of approval. :) "Soft, strong ... lasts long"

iAlan

Mar 17, 2003, 09:28 AM

Toilet paper? What's that?

idkew

Mar 17, 2003, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by vollspacken
I
I actually use a white 3-layer generic brand... at my college, they put out this hard, sand-paper like stuff ("jeeeeeez... aaargh!")... what can I say, home sweet home:D

I'm curious about your replies...

same here, at college the tp is hash as hell. it is always great to come home to the soft, multi-ply stuff my 'rents stock.

wdlove

Mar 17, 2003, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by idkew
same here, at college the tp is hash as hell. it is always great to come home to the soft, multi-ply stuff my 'rents stock.

You should have your mother send you a care package with toilet paper! Maybe she would also send you some other goodies! ;)

RandomDeadHead

Mar 17, 2003, 05:09 PM

Wow I cant see how I messed the which hand thread.

scem0

Mar 17, 2003, 09:21 PM

generic organic crap that feels like sandpaper. My mom's a
environmental freak..... :rolleyes: ;) :D

NavyIntel007

Mar 17, 2003, 10:42 PM

I use your mom's tongue...

:eek:

voicegy

Mar 17, 2003, 11:49 PM

Ya know what, girls? Do you have any idea what it looks like to the casual web cruiser looking for a site like this to get some juicy Mac related rumors to see a list of posts on the right hand side of the screen with topic titles like "The Poop Thread" or, this new low, "What kind of TP do you use?"

This churlish predilection of late of creating perfectly pointless and potty related topic posts makes me want to see them erased the minute they are started.

Well, I guess I was sort of the same when I was 11 years old....:mad:

MacBandit

Mar 18, 2003, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by voicegy
Ya know what, girls? Do you have any idea what it looks like to the casual web cruiser looking for a site like this to get some juicy Mac related rumors to see a list of posts on the right hand side of the screen with topic titles like "The Poop Thread" or, this new low, "What kind of TP do you use?"

This churlish predilection of late of creating perfectly pointless and potty related topic posts makes me want to see them erased the minute they are started.

Well, I guess I was sort of the same when I was 11 years old....:mad:

Loosen up and pull that pc out of your ass your choking on it.