Eyelikeart missing....

[Moxiemike]

Folks.

I was on the phone last night with Eye, and as he was leaving some convienience store around 1am (2am my time) i heard someone approach him, there was yelling and screaming, a struggle and then silence.

I tried to call his phone and i spoke with his abducters. They have him someone in the bayou. They're holding him hostage.

Does anyone want to contribute to the kitty to have him released? I want my friend back.

:(

It's a sad day for macrumors.... help eye. please?

[daniel77]

Happy April Fools Day to you too

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by daniel77
Happy April Fools Day to you too

what are you talking about? i'm serious. :(

[Sun Baked]

How much do we have to pay the kidnappers to keep him? :o

We better make up our minds quick, before they realize how much toilet paper he goes through in a day. I don't think any kidnapper would have a big enough budget for that.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
How much do we have to pay the kidnappers to keep him? :o

We better make up our minds quick, before they realize how much toilet paper he goes through in a day. I don't think any kidnapper would have a big enough budget for that.

I'm awaiting a phone call or something from the abdictors.

Please don't make jokes about this. i'm serious. my friend is in trouble. :(

[dotcomlarry]

If in fact this is true (which i doubt) you'd be much better off asking the police to help, rather than a Mac rumor board.

[Stike]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
I'm awaiting a phone call or something from the abdictors.
Please don't make jokes about this. i'm serious. my friend is in trouble. :(

If they have his cell phone, the police should be able to track its location. Try that.

I REALLY don´t know if this turns out to be a bad joke, moxie...

[eyelikeart]

they made me post here to let u know that I'm ok...but they're HORRIBLE!!

they're making me...ugh...I cannot even bare to say it...post this from a PC... :(

they said if u comply with their demands...they'll let me go...

oh god! they just told me there's no toilet here!!!! :eek:

what am I going to do?! :confused:

[Stike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
they made me post here to let u know that I'm ok...but they're HORRIBLE!!

they're making me...ugh...I cannot even bare to say it...post this from a PC... :(


OMG it is true... they got him. Looks like they demand a new DELL-PC before they let eye go! ARRRGH!!

[MacBandit]

Just let them have him for a week. No one can put up with that body odor for that long.:)

[applemacdude]

are u serious?:confused:

[Stelliform]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
they made me post here to let u know that I'm ok...but they're HORRIBLE!!

they're making me...ugh...I cannot even bare to say it...post this from a PC... :(

they said if u comply with their demands...they'll let me go...

oh god! they just told me there's no toilet here!!!! :eek:

what am I going to do?! :confused:

I'll go save you eye! Where did they take you... hmmm lets see... a Dell computer.... No toliet.... It must be M$'s house of the future!

[vniow]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


oh god! they just told me there's no toilet here!!!! :eek:


No toilet?!?

My gawd, you'll explode!

[applemacdude]

omg...bill gates kidnapped eye....whatever are we ganna do?:eek:

[Stike]

Originally posted by vniow
No toilet?!?

My gawd, you'll explode!

If used properly, eye can nuke the evil guys and save his butt :) Voila, problem solved!

[wdlove]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
they made me post here to let u know that I'm ok...but they're HORRIBLE!!

they're making me...ugh...I cannot even bare to say it...post this from a PC... :(

they said if u comply with their demands...they'll let me go...

oh god! they just told me there's no toilet here!!!! :eek:

what am I going to do?! :confused:

When you have to go, you have to go! A toilet is a recent invention afterall, think it may have been invented on April 1st. :p

[Moxiemike]

Were gonna get you buddy.

Shame you still have that old analogue cell phone. :(

[vniow]

Originally posted by Stike
If used properly, eye can nuke the evil guys and save his butt :) Voila, problem solved!

Look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's....oh gawd, what's that horrible smell?

Have no fear, the Poopastic Avenger is here!

He can empty tall toilets in a single flush!
Turn turds into wine with his laser vision!
And when he's really feeling constipated, watch out for those flaming balls of poop!

[teabgs]

Originally posted by wdlove
When you have to go, you have to go! A toilet is a recent invention afterall, think it may have been invented on April 1st. :p

So, I hate to be serious in this thread....but um, there were flushing toilets and running water in ancient Rome. The Roman empire had a lot of stuff that dissappeared with the middle ages and didn't resurface until many centuries later...

[eyelikeart]

So like, we're kidnappers or something. We have your friend eyelikepoop and won't give him up until you, uh, meat our demands. Yeah.

First, we're going to need to be disinfected from all of his gasseousness. That boy is really gross.

Second, we nude photos of Hillary Clinton. That's one hottie!

Third, we want new iSpuds, the new device that turns common sweet potatos into portable mp3 player/video player combos.

If our demands aren't met within 12 hours we will plug him with a giant cork and he will explode.

don't be dumb.

[Mr. Anderson]

This is an all time low....ha!

But the modern flush toilet wasn't invented until the 1800s - the things the Romans had weren't quite the same.

D

[vniow]

Originally posted by dookiestreet
This is an all time low....ha!


Nah, I've seen worse come from eyelikepoop.http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by vniow
Nah, I've seen worse come from eyelikepoop.http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718 I don't know, a few hours after they resort to the giant cork, they're going to need a hazmat team to clean the hideout up. :eek:
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/12-getting-bigger.jpg
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/12-about-to-explode.jpg
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/12-boom.jpg
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/12-goosh.jpg
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/12-remains.jpg

[Mr. Anderson]

Actually, a Roman Emperor, can't remember which one, it could have been so many, executed someone by tying off his 'thing' and forcing him to drink water till his bladder exploded. Not a fun way to die.....

D

[Moxiemike]

i just want my friend back.

*sniffle*

:( :( :(

[Eniregnat]

Strange that on Moxiemike wants his smelly friend back.
Perhaps he is a co-conspirator.

Perhaps we should look for him with iSmell (http://ismell.com/)

[Moxiemike]

i would never hurt eyelikeart

[MacFan25]

Well, eye, hopefully you will get home soon, and return to computing on your mac. ;) :)

[Eniregnat]

Has anybody noticed that vnino has changed her shoes. Perhaps after the crime.

Stylish, seductive and perhaps a little sadistic... the story is in the shoes.

[MacFan25]

Originally posted by Eniregnat
Has anybody noticed that vnino has changed her shoes. Perhaps after the crime.
No, I think she changed them before the crime. ;) :)

[mischief]

My army of Black Ops Clowns and Mime Hackers have narrowed the area of search to a few square blocks west and north of the Harrahs downtown.

I'm getting reports back of a destinct garlic-flatulence odor near the police station... We're close....:cool:

The fools were using a static IP.:D

The PC has been BSOD'd which, fortunately gives us some time.

[wdlove]

Originally posted by Eniregnat
Has anybody noticed that vnino has changed her shoes. Perhaps after the crime.

Stylish, seductive and perhaps a little sadistic... the story is in the shoes.

vinow changed her shoe "tar" over the weekend! I hope we hear from eyelikeart soon, sure he is being treated better than humanly! :p

[Eniregnat]

Is eyelikeart (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1045) being held hostage (http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.aspx?refid=1861618860) or is http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=1045&dateline=1047650582 a prisionor of war (http://www.dtic.mil/dpmo/). Is is Attack of the PC Clones...perhaps they have taken their first Mac (www.apple.com) prissoner.

The International Red Cross (http://www.genevabriefingbook.com/chapters/redcross.html) will have to be called in.

[eyelikeart]

help :eek:

they're making me use Microsoft Office products...this can't be good for a designer...

oh god...it says the soundcard driver needs to be reinstalled and it's giving me that blue screen... :(

when will the pain end?!?! :eek:

[King Cobra]

Ask for a spare sledgehammer and a painted target icon on the monitor.

[mischief]

We are uploading a Windoze killing Virus to U now. Soon U will be free of the Wintel curse!

[Eniregnat]

I just got permission from my superiors.
We will be fanning out across the area with our trained blind Seeing Eye (http://www.seeingeye.org/)dogs.

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by mischief
We are uploading a Windoze killing Virus to U now. Soon U will be free of the Wintel curse! Windows doesn't need a virus to crash and burn, the undocumented features *cough bugs* do a good job by themselves.

Or just add a new piece of hardware/software. :eek:

[vniow]

eyelikepoop has been kidnapped in the name of the PPP, we have captured him to study his superhuman excretion abilities for use in some of our experimental weapons, so far all is going well, the TURDS (Totally Unrealistic Rolled-up Dung Shooters) have been progressing nicely.

We will not release him unless we recieve one MILLION dollars!! (Moose country dollars that is.)

Long live the PPP!!

[King Cobra]

Moose country? I'll be living in Maine soon. Will you accept a check from there after the move? :D

I hear that Bill Gates will start implementing something into every PC, in which he can access every file on your computer through an internet connection. You could be caught downloading any one file from Kazaa on the spot. You could even be caught typing on the boards on the spot.

[mischief]

We will not tolerate human rights violations in the name of science!

The Data Hounds with Computers Party will rescue Eye and erase you PPP scum from the face of the Net!


•Mischief presses the dreaded BIG RED BUTTON, re-activating the SPLAT Div orbital strike platform.•

"Convene the League of Irony." :cool:

[daniel77]

i dont believe any of this :rolleyes: its april fools day, its a wholly unbelievable story, and the guy wants help from people from around the world. riiiiiight

[Eniregnat]

Honesty, seeing eyeslikeart captures is the best thing that has happened to me this week.

I was right about vnino and her connection to the crime.

vnino, damn your propaganda (http://expage.com/jchase22).

You put your http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=7421&dateline=1049092072 in it now.

I am searching for your HQ (http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/turd.htm).


Post Script: No I'm not. There is just too much poop on the net.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Eniregnat
Honesty, seeing eyeslikeart captures is the best thing that has happened to me this week.


You had better be careful of what you want, he's going to die a horrific death by stoning of Windows system discs!!

Where are our iSpuds??

The ransom has just gone up. We want DSLR's so we can go out and take photos of garbage & the homeless.

We mean business.

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief
The Data Hounds with Computers Party will rescue Eye and erase you PPP scum from the face of the Net!



Bwahahahahahaha...haven't you realized it by now?
As soon as we piss our pants a forcefield powered by the massive amounts of energy in Kool-aid surrounds us, rendering your pies useless, your smelly comrade will be sacrificed in the name of the PPP and there's nothing you can do to stop it! Mwahahahahahahaha!!

[scem0]

We should make a picture story thread... That would be fun. :D

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
You had better be careful of what you want, he's going to die a horrific death by stoning of Windows system discs!!

Where are our iSpuds??

The ransom has just gone up. We want DSLR's so we can go out and take photos of garbage & the homeless.

We mean business. Are you sure these people didn't fail their introductory economics classes?

Don't they remember the days spent talking about supply and demand?

Do they have enough toilet paper to last the night?

[Eniregnat]

You had better be careful of what you want, he's going to die a horrific death by stoning of Windows system discs!!


That's not so bad. Like a windows disk is going to contain something substantial. Hey, I got an idea. They can do torture by comfy pillows.

The PPP may win, but... ok, I really don't care

Well good by, nice know you, and I suppose this means your name will be up for grabs.

[mischief]

N'awlins is now crawling with Pie wielding DHCP shock troops. There will be no survivors if Eye is not released to one of our CO's in the field.

The trail has led searchers to a crumbling Victorian. There-in our field agents found numerous urine stains, a green haze of garlic-flatulence and a burned out Dell. Eye's voice could be heard from outside just as an unidentified escape vehicle peeled rubber from behind the house.

Reports indicate Eye screamed the phrase: " Suck the White Moose." as he was stuffed in the vehicle.

[trebblekicked]

Originally posted by Eniregnat
The PPP may win, but... ok, I really don't care

Well good by, nice know you, and I suppose this means your name will be up for grabs.

The PPP did win. We always win. And we absorbed the copyright on his name, too, so don't get your hopes up.

good work, vniow. the ministers of sinisters applaud you.

[eyeslikeartsson]

http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=1045&dateline=1047650582

Daddy, come home soon!
I miss you!

[mischief]

Originally posted by vniow
Bwahahahahahaha...haven't you realized it by now?
As soon as we piss our pants a forcefield powered by the massive amounts of energy in Kool-aid surrounds us, rendering your pies useless, your smelly comrade will be sacrificed in the name of the PPP and there's nothing you can do to stop it! Mwahahahahahahaha!!

As your agents have already discovered: Eye's garlic/mud-bug pizza induced flatulence decays your kidney fields.

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by mischief
subject title --> Death to the crotch stained infidel. Shouldn't that subject title be...

"Death to the stained crotch infidel."

---

Something that is coffee stained, beer stained, or blood stained won't tend to freak people out -- but something that is "crotch stained" just might do it.

[eyeslikeartsson]

http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=1045&dateline=1047650582

Daddy, I miss your smell.
Please let my papa stink go.

[Mr. Anderson]

So what are all you guys going to do tomorrow when eyelikeart's back?:p

Maybe I really shouldn't ask, eh?

D

[eyeslikeartsson]

http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=1045&dateline=1047650582
Tomarrow we are going to the park.
He's going to teach me how to be more smelly.

[mischief]

We'll get yer pappy back alive if we have to carpet-pie all of the Big Easy west of the Saints stadium.

[vniow]

The DHCP troops raid what they think to be the PPP headquarters where our stingy comrade is supposedly being kept but they find nothing, as they search through the building, miscroscopic nano-gnats (again powered by Kool-aid) dig into the troops' bladders and inject a chemical that makes them piss their pants on the spot.

They are now mindless drones who answer only to the commands of the PPP.

The rest of the DHCP troops who were not affected hurry away from the building as fast as they can, they split off to confuse the following nano-gnats and PPP drones while also looking for the getaway car.

Suddenly one of the troops smells something rather familiar and heads in that direction.
They catch up to the vehicle and pie its wheels so that it comes to a quick stop without harming the people inside.
Two promiscuous lesbian Iranian actresses are now taken into custody and are charged with kidnapping.
The troops now make their way towards the truck.
They slowly lift it and find our smelly comrade bound and gagged in the back seat.
eyelikeart is lifted out of the trunk with the help of a couple of the troops, but one of them is looking at the whole situation with skeptisism.
"That was too easy," he thought as the bananna which was gagging him was removed.
"Wait!" exclaimed the skeptical troop, pointing to the tiny lights inside eye's mouth.
"He's a cyborg!" he exclaims as the two troops that helped eye out of the trunk look at him in disbelief.
They pull the bananna out just before the third troop could stop them. The ground around them starts to rumble.
"Run away!" screams the troops, hopelessly watching as the cyborg close of eyelikeart expands to many times its origional size.
Before the troops could run to a safe distance, the cyborg clone explodes, releasing massive amounts of nano-gnats which then infect all of the DHCP soldiers within a 50 mile radius, forcing their pants to be soiled and become mindless drones of the PPP.

Meanwhile at the PPP headquarters, our esteemed leaders piss their pants in delight now that another victory has been one against their mortal enemies, the DHCP.

[eyeslikeartsson]

http://forums.macrumors.com/avatar.php?userid=1045&dateline=1047650582

I hope to have a big Avatar like my daddy some day.
I hope he comes home.
I have to go now. It's hard being a newbie.
When my daddy gets back he's going to help me become a MacRumors demi-god and open up a can of stinky whoop-arss on thoes members of the PPP who believe that Mac and the word "stink" go together.

Daddy, come home soon.

[King Cobra]

Oh, man. Check out his profile, but don't breathe! :p

[mischief]

" Fire."

Floating majestically over North America, the SPLAT Div. Orbital Strike platform turns in a slow arc on trails of NO2 propellant. With an inaudible click of well oiled retainers a thirty meter Theatre-Pie falls slowly away.... gathering speed as it drops from orbit.

Deep in the PPP headquarters a small alarm light flicks on, flickers and goes out..... years of accumulated Uric Acid playing hell on all of the installation's electronics has rendered their Pie Early Warning Sensors useless! :eek:

The core PPP members, oblivious to this go back to gloating over how clever they are. Eyelikeart sits quietly in the corner.... his secret secure, his life forfeit.

The Orbitally Deployed berry-pie, once frozen in it's cradle on the platform and now a boiling mass of moulten berry goo within it's thick foil wrapper, homes in on the DHCP's secret weapon..... a Homing device hidden deep in Eye's bowels!
:eek:

Through the chortling and piddling a deep rumble works it's way into the hidden installation's structure... harbinger of the flaming mass of liquid death falling rapidly towards it. vniow stops giggling momentarilly to nudge Jello about the noise... he waives her off, thinking that it's just Eye's gas again.

Mere moments later the complex is shattered by the sheer mass and velocity of the multi-tonne pie-pan full of berry-based liquid death. Moulten berries, singeing flesh and cutting off oxygen pours through the cracks and deep urine-cut crevices to burn and cook alive all inside. There are no survivors... Eye has become the first Martyr of the Digital Revolution.

" Sorry Kid... Yer daddy had a mission to complete. There was nothing to be done once he was capture but to carry the operation through.":eek: :confused:

[Sun Baked]

Could be messy for mischief if the Orbital Pie Deployment Platform backfires and delivers the cargo back at HQ. :eek:

[King Cobra]

I hear eyelikeart is surrounded by PCs, so mischief's hell complex should have those, as well. There is probably a better chance for a backfire if the program pie.exe crashes.

[vniow]

The DHCP may think they have one the war, but they are wrong, only the battle has been a victory for them.

They thought there were no survivors, but they never found the bodies either.

Little do the DHCP know, but there are (were I guess) many many secret passages for which to escape, right after jello shrugged me off, trebblekicked came running in from the hallway, screaming as a massive flood of berries can rushing in behind him.
We both paused, but only for a second, as soon as trebblekicked reached the end of the hallway, one of the secret escape passages opened up just long enough for all three of us to get through, but all is not well for me, the door closes on my dress.
I try to take it out (it's my favorite dress!), but the berry flood is coming fast and I must do something quickly.
jello and trebble pull on the dress to attempt to free it and suceed, but not without ripping haff of it to shreds, leaving me half naked sliding down the escape tube (not comfortable at all)

We reach the bottom which is underwater (it shields us from above attacks) where psuedobrit and his mini-subrarine-pod are waiting.
"Damn," he says, "nice legs" as he mindlessly stares at my 75% exposed body.
"Shut up and drive" I tell him, giving him the evil eye (which I painfully extracted from ---likeart while he sat motionless) which would be integrated into the mini-submarine-pod as a navigation system.

The four of us travel deep into the dephts of the ocean to our backup headquarters and plan our next conquest.....

[Moxiemike]

i just want my friend back.

:(

hurry.

[jelloshotsrule]

the thing i love about online battles (with text) is that it's always like.... "we kill you all" "no, you think you kill us all, but we respawn"... "then we nuke the respawns" "the nuke makes the respawns respawn 50 fold..."

etc

ha

[teabgs]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
the thing i love about online battles (with text) is that it's always like.... "we kill you all" "no, you think you kill us all, but we respawn"... "then we nuke the respawns" "the nuke makes the respawns respawn 50 fold..."

etc

ha

Your post spawns a post from me!!!

Muaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Sun Baked]

teabgs tar ...

:rolleyes:

[mischief]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I hear eyelikeart is surrounded by PCs, so mischief's hell complex should have those, as well. There is probably a better chance for a backfire if the program pie.exe crashes.

Nope. 100% Macs. Though it seems that the PPP are entirely x86.

As the PPP conspirators run for their lives Eye's tracking device slips quietly into their pod on ****ty little legs.

The DHCP will have their cowardly and piss stained hides mounted on the wall at SPLAT Div. HQ Yet!

Deep under the mountains of British Columbia a clone vat begins cycling a backup operative for the DHCP army.... it is Eyelikeart 1.1!:eek:

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
teabgs tar ...

:rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


I hadnt even thought about using THAT video!!!

That thing makes me laugh every time I see it!!

:D :D

Have you seen the "poop" smell one? ;)

[trebblekicked]

Originally posted by mischief
Nope. 100% Macs. Though it seems that the PPP are entirely x86.

As the PPP conspirators run for their lives Eye's tracking device slips quietly into their pod on ****ty little legs.

The DHCP will have their cowardly and piss stained hides mounted on the wall at SPLAT Div. HQ Yet!

Deep under the mountains of British Columbia a clone vat begins cycling a backup operative for the DHCP army.... it is Eyelikeart 1.1!:eek:

the ministers of sinisters are completelty capable of operating while cut off from the cheif command tree. As the officers of the PPP sort out the death and destruction (of which, naturally, there is much) from the recent eyelikeart incident, our foremost mission progresses abroad. a clever diversion from a bunch of clever mac users. bring on your clones, DHCP. our battle plan is os-x native, baby.

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief

The DHCP will have their cowardly and piss stained hides mounted on the wall at SPLAT Div. HQ Yet!


Mmmm...we shall see, yesssssss......we shall see.......

Just a little reminder, British Colimbia is on the (not quite complete) list (http://organicallydigital.com/ppp/ppp_world.jpg) of countries we will pillage so don't count on eyelikeart v1.1 becoming your great savior just yet...

Ah, and I see that my colleagues have joined me, the world will be ours soon..

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by teabgs
Have you seen the "poop" smell one? ;) Yes, I was the one that kept posting them in a bunch of the monkey threads. :p

Makes a decent smiley, but a bad tar (too many frames).

Haven't played with the stinky finger one yet.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
Yes, I was the one that kept posting them in a bunch of the monkey threads. :p

Makes a decent smiley, but a bad tar (too many frames).

Haven't played with the stinky finger one yet.

Ah, yes.....I had a feeling you were the one who showed me them....

too damn funny.....too damn funny

[mischief]

Originally posted by vniow

Just a little reminder, British Colimbia is on the (not quite complete) list (http://organicallydigital.com/ppp/ppp_world.jpg) of countries we will pillage so don't count on eyelikeart v1.1 becoming your great savior just yet...

Ah, and I see that my colleagues have joined me, the world will be ours soon..

Laugh while you can. We have recruited the one Superhero that can take you out Ms. V: "Lemmikins King of the Gerbils"!:eek:

[wdlove]

We all need eyelikeart, or their are going to be alot of constipated Mac Forum Members! :p

[evoluzione]

all your base...
...are belong to us

:eek:

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief
Laugh while you can. We have recruited the one Superhero that can take you out Ms. V: "Lemmikins King of the Gerbils"!:eek:

Gerbils don't frighten me because the PPP has enlisted an army of Squirells on crack (http://www.imnotpunk.com/Weeee.swf) which no gerbil, king or otherwise, could even come close to standing up to.

[mischief]

Originally posted by vniow
Gerbils don't frighten me because the PPP has enlisted an army of Squirells on crack (http://www.imnotpunk.com/Weeee.swf) which no gerbil, king or otherwise, could even come close to standing up to.

Your line was "Oh... Jesus Christ!" and you're supposed to squirm a bit.... Well you'll know soon enough... heh... hehehehheh.:D :cool: :eek: :confused:

[vniow]

Originally posted by mischief
Your line was "Oh... Jesus Christ!" and you're supposed to squirm a bit.... Well you'll know soon enough... heh... hehehehheh.:D :cool: :eek: :confused:

Oh sorry, I deviated from the script, my bad.http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=258415

[mischief]

Originally posted by vniow
Oh sorry, I deviated from the script, my bad.http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=258415

You are correct:

http://www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com/scripts/scr614.shtml

You'd be reading the "Mr. Slave" part.

[GeeYouEye]

BWAHAHAHA! You pitiful FOOLS! You thought you could defeat the (sporadically extant) Wired Eccentrics Party! Our one-man WEP will live on forever! Hahahaha! WE kidnapped eyelikeart, many, many months ago. Unfortunately, the replicant we left in his place had manufacturing defects, resulting in a rather smelly mess. And you'll never find us or our headquarters! Join us now, and you can share in our glory. We extend this offer to the PPP and the DHCP, but only for a limited time (prices may vary, see store for details). Then we will have to annihilate you with our caffeinated drinks of DOOM. BWAHAHAHAHA!:p :D :D :p

[vniow]

I am truly impressed GeeYouEye, your exploits and schemes are almost at the same level as some of the PPP's.

There are many benefits to joining the PPP, free undergarments for life, lifetime supply of Kool-aid, access to the notoroius underground Iranian porn ring (now controlled by the PPP) and to top that all off, you get to see the secret forumula that the nano-gnats use to force the bladder to excrete upon itself.

Care to join?

[GeeYouEye]

Tell you what, I'll trade you the antidote to the Doom drinks for an antidote to the nano-gnats. We'll see how it goes from there...

[vniow]

I don't know, the antidote is sacred to the members of the PPP, it is not something that we'll give up to just anyone, I will discuss it with the other PPP members before we consider your offer.

Can we see a demo of these Doom drink weapons first?

We'll keep in touch.

[GeeYouEye]

Of course. See that chair over there. Now you see it... *throws Doom drink, can ruptures, foam engulfs chair, fizzles away, leaving nothing behind* ...Now you don't!

But then the doom drink is one of our lesser weapons... and woe betide anyone who... well, I won't get in to that...

[sonofeyelikeart]

I'm scared, is our poppa gonna be OK?

What if they brainwash him to like MS products more then Apple products? What if poppa likes Windows CE more then the Newton 2 when it comes out?! :(

Can you help daddy Moxiemike? :(

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by sonofeyelikeart
I'm scared, is our poppa gonna be OK?


no worries...

I'm back...it wasn't easy...but I got out...

so now...I don't know where to go from here...

the park? ;)

[vniow]

Originally posted by sonofeyelikeart
I'm scared, is our poppa gonna be OK?


I think there's a typo with that, it should be poopa instead of poppa

I hate to nitpick like that but it really annoys me....

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by vniow
I think there's a typo with that, it should be poopa instead of poppa

"I love it when they call me Big Poopa..."

ok...that was lame...shoot me... :eek: ;)

[GeeYouEye]

The replicant... er... eyelikeart escaped! No big surprise... one of these days, we'll have to get a new, less smelly one.

[vniow]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
"I love it when they call me Big Poopa..."

ok...that was lame...shoot me... :eek: ;)


Mo' money, more pooprems eh?http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by vniow
Mo' money, more pooprems eh?http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

it's not my fault...

hate the game...not the playa... ;)

[wdlove]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
no worries...

I'm back...it wasn't easy...but I got out...

so now...I don't know where to go from here...

the park? ;)

I hope they have a public restroom in the park! :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by wdlove
I hope they have a public restroom in the park! :p

nah...there was a nice spot behind some bushes...

and with all the humidity here...the leaves were nice & soft... ;)

god bless the great outdoors...

[wdlove]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
nah...there was a nice spot behind some bushes...

and with all the humidity here...the leaves were nice & soft... ;)

god bless the great outdoors...

Didn't know that you were such an outdoors kind of guy. Mother nature calls!

I guess a nice long shower wasn't far behind! :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by wdlove
Didn't know that you were such an outdoors kind of guy. Mother nature calls!

I guess a nice long shower wasn't far behind! :p

nothing like pooping in the wind my friend... ;)

speaking of showers...I could use one right now...

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
nothing like pooping in the wind my friend... ;)

speaking of showers...I could use one right now...

a golden one?

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
a golden one? :eek:

Er...

Looks like it's time for me to scat.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
a golden one?

sicko... :rolleyes:


I only give them... :eek: ;)

[wdlove]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
a golden one?

I don't think eyelikeart makes that much money yet to have gold fixtures in his bathroom. All that counts is that he gets his shower! :p