Happy 16th Scem0!

[Mr. Anderson]

Wow, now that brings back memories, 16th birthday.....so long ago.....;)

So any plans? Getting your drivers license any time soon?

Congrats and I hope you have a great day.

D

[eyelikeart]

happy birthday! :D

anything exciting planned?

[wdlove]

Happy B-Day scem0, may you have many more!

Will you get to pick a favorite meal for this evening? That's a traditon I fondly remember! ;)

I will be anxious to hear about you day! Hope you will be pleasantly suprised.

You are truly a great friend on thre forum! ;)

[Rower_CPU]

16...16...damn, I was a junior in High School back then! :eek:

Have a good one, whippersnapper. ;)

[britboy]

Wow.....16...... that's the age my wife was when we first started dating...... seems like an eternity ago. Of course, that's not to say that scem0 has to start finding his perfect partner now :)

Have a great birthday scem0!

[howard]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you smell like a monkey and you look like one too

[mymemory]

Once you are 16 you get pretty horny and girls doesn't pay attention to you as the speed that you would like to.

Enjoy the 16th, it is one of the best years. Forget about falling in love and do not spend your time in front of a computer, in the future you will not have so much access to so many girls.

[MrMacMan]

Happy birthday!

I thought birthdays were celebrated through PM, so I sent one to you a like 1 in the morning... hehe.

Happy Birthday and take everyone elses advice over mine. :D

[janey]

happy birthday *kiss*
yeah...i thought birthdays were celebrated using PMs because i just sent you one...

[Giaguara]

Happy Birthday :D

[Doctor Q]

Wow! The first thread that has no posts from scem0!

Well, so far, that is.

Remember, scem0, when you take your driving test, a yellow light doesn't mean "speed up, it's gonna turn red." That's only after you get your license.

[mcrain]

Happy birthday!!!!

You are now only 2 years from being eligible to be drafted into the next war!

Congrats! :cool:

[GeneR]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
Wow! The first thread that has no posts from scem0!

Well, so far, that is.

Remember, scem0, when you take your driving test, a yellow light doesn't mean "speed up, it's gonna turn red." That's only after you get your license.

Ouch, Doc! :D

Happy Birthday, Scem0! :D

A little bit of honesty on your birthday:
I'm glad you explained the origins of your username, scem0, because for some reason every time I look at it I read it too fast and I think it says, "schism".

But that's just me. :D

[evoluzione]

Happy birthday lad!

hope you have a good'un.

[shadowfax]

happy birthday man! don't wreck the car tonight (are you getting your license yet?)

tsk, i didn't get mine till i was 18....

[Doctor Q]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
happy birthday man! don't wreck the car tonight (are you getting your license yet?)

tsk, i didn't get mine till i was 18.... For teens who wait, the money saved on auto insurance from age 16 to age 18 adds up to a small fortune. I know a few teens who saved the money and took the bus a little longer. Of course, if mom and dad pay...

[iJon]

congrats, now go get a car. this cool, if i knew all of you in person, we would go to the strip club for my 18th coming up this fall.

iJon

[vniow]

Happy birthday scem0!http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=258478

Don't crash too many cars now.......http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

[garzy]

happy birthday

stay away from cars, they are expensive and require constant care, so it sucks

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by totalr0xx0r
happy birthday

stay away from cars, they are expensive and require constant care, so it sucks same with girlfriends :p
and computers... what's the point?

[MacFan25]

Happy Birthday, scem0! so, are you going to get your license yet?

[garzy]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
same with girlfriends :p
and computers... what's the point?

my gf is not expensive, and my computer doesnt really require much care (its an apple!)

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by totalr0xx0r
my gf is not expensive, and my computer doesnt really require much care (its an apple!) sure, but your computer was expensive and your GF is prolly high maintenance, lol. :D

[garzy]

yup, the computer was expensive

[scem0]

Wow! Sorry I didn't see this till now (school... :rolleyes:).

This was one of the best birthdays of my whole life, to tell you
the truth. And it isn't over till tomorrow too. I woke up to my
family singing the happy birthday song. My mom gave me $300
which suprised me a LOT. She is such a tight wad, and she is
giving me $300?!?!? Well, I had been complaining how I was
going to spend all my money on a computer, and wasn't going
to be able to afford a monitor, so I guess she gave the $$$ to me
because of my love of computers. I also got one of those super
powerful mini LED flashlights:

Sorta like this:
http://www.neatitems.com/images/LED_Keychain_Light_blue_on.jpg
which (Even at 16 :p) I thought was pretty cool... :D.
My sisters got me a weight. One 25 pounder. SO I can be on
the computer and work off my left arm. I use my right arm to...
well nvm... Let's just say it gets worked out ;). Then at school,
I got exactly what I asked for from my female friend (we aren't
together - hence 'female friend') - RAMEN NOODLES! Yummy.
I also went to the orthodontist, and they told me 6 weeks and
then I can get my braces off. That added to my happiness.
I have a friend whose birthday is also today, and we had a
mini party together in English (we both wore sombreros and she
gave me M&M's, and I gave her chocolate covered strawberrys :D).
That was a load of fun. Tomorrow I see Bulletproof monk, which
I am looking forward to. So all in all, this has been a great bithday.

Thanks for the advice everyone ;). I will keep what yall said in mind.

And about driving, I just started drivers ed, so I am now going
to be able to get my liscence till junior year. But I have some
people who have promised to drive me around already, so I'm
not worrying too much about that.

About girlfriends - none right now, and I don't have a current crush.

I really appreciate this! Thank y'all so much for caring :D.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
About girlfriends - none right now, and I don't have a current crush.

I really appreciate this! Thank y'all so much for caring :D.
the crush is the worst, lol. lucky you got none of that. i managed to go about 75% of my senior year with no interest in anyone i knew as a crush, and it was the best school year ever.

[scem0]

Well, there is this one girl I kind of like.... but she looks a lil' too
much like my sister, so it kind of freaks me out. :p

Macman - I tried to reply but it said your mailbox was full. :(

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
Well, there is this one girl I kind of like.... but she looks a lil' too
much like my sister, so it kind of freaks me out. :p

Macman - I tried to reply but it said your mailbox was full. :(
lol. well the issue with crushes on friends is it introduces all that ulterior motive ****. but if you're deterred, especially physically, i guess that probably helps a lot :D

[MrMacMan]

Originally posted by scem0
Well, there is this one girl I kind of like.... but she looks a lil' too
much like my sister, so it kind of freaks me out. :p

Macman - I tried to reply but it said your mailbox was full. :(
errrrr.

lets check about that...

edit: I deleted messages in PM box... lets see now. :D

You don't need a crush, but a girl friend needs to be good, but not needed.

[wdlove]

scem0 you are a very deserving falla, which nobody can deny! ;)

[Foxer]

Happy birthday. I will always beleive you have the coolest 'tar in the house (aside from MacBandit, of course).

Have a blast!

[Doctor Q]

Originally posted by scem0
Well, there is this one girl I kind of like.... but she looks a lil' too
much like my sister, so it kind of freaks me out.Maybe you should take a little of your $300 and spend it on her. Get her some makeup or earrings or something to clip in her hair, and then (a) she might notice you more and (b) she won't look like your sister any more! In any case, Happy Birthday!

scem0 buys a new monitor:

http://www.lothlorien.com.br/images/artedosfas/Gollum.jpg

[GeneR]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
Maybe you should take a little of your $300 and spend it on her. Get her some makeup or earrings or something to clip in her hair, and then (a) she might notice you more and (b) she won't look like your sister any more! In any case, Happy Birthday!

scem0 buys a new monitor:


Ewwwwwwwwww! Take it away! Take it away! It's so disgusting! What is that...that... THING!!?!?!

Oh, that's right. It's Windows XP! ;)

[Doctor Q]

Don't worry, GeneR, it's just a hilarious desktop picture that makes it look like your Mac is running XP. And the Mac's real menu bar was hidden by increasing the vertical size of the screen until the top wasn't visible.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
Maybe you should take a little of your $300 and spend it on her. Get her some makeup or earrings or something to clip in her hair, and then (a) she might notice you more and (b) she won't look like your sister any more! In any case, Happy Birthday!

scem0 buys a new monitor:

[IMG]http://www.lothlorien.com.br/images/artedosfas/Gollum.jpg[IMG] wow dude. where did you find that? did you draw it youself? there's even a birthday cake there lol!

[MrMacMan]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
wow dude. where did you find that? did you draw it youself? there's even a birthday cake there lol!

thats insane.

[Doctor Q]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
wow dude. where did you find that?Hours of searching on the net.did you draw it youself? there's even a birthday cake there lol!If I try really hard, I can draw crude stick figures. (Although when I was in the 4th grade I did make a nice sponge painting of bunny rabbits that my mother was very proud of.) I can program a computer, make up a joke on short notice, help people with Mac problems, and even go for minutes at a time without using a computer, but I can't draw at all.

[scem0]

I am thinking about changing my 'tar as
of now... So to all you gollum lovers, im
so sorry. Return of the spinning head.
Nah, that 'tar sparks too much hate and
animosity ;). But (not to brag), a girl (well
for all I know it could have been a guy)
PMed me, and told me I was hot... So
maybe I should keep that. Or take another
picture of my face and update it.

Ive decided to do a avatar that would
work nicely with this thread. Would the
word 'ass' be okay to put in a 'tar?

[shadowfax]

put it in, don't be a p*ssy!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by scem0
But (not to brag), a girl (well
for all I know it could have been a guy)
PMed me, and told me I was hot...

it's cool man, you're not


;)

[scem0]

Thanks. ;)

Okay, ass is officially going to be in my avatar..... (the word ass :))

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
Thanks. ;)

Okay, ass is officially going to be in my avatar..... (the word ass :))
i think you need a donkey in it too.

[scem0]

Ive been talking about donkeys the whole time.... what did you think I was talking about?!?! http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=258415

[shadowfax]

i never said you weren't, buddy. i just said you should put an actual ass in the 'tar.

[scem0]

Are you implying that I was planning on putting a female's buttocks in my picture?!!??! Preposterous! http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251202 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

[vniow]

Originally posted by scem0
Ive been talking about donkeys the whole time.... what did you think I was talking about?!?! http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=258415

Originally posted by scem0
Are you implying that I was planning on putting a female's buttocks in my picture?!!??! Preposterous! http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251202 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/eatme.gif

[Steradian]

In the Great words of John Lennon and Mr. McCartney

"ou say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--Birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday
I would like you to dance--Birthday
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too--yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.
"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

[scem0]

Originally posted by vniow
http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/eatme.gif

I'm your biggest fan Vniow! Don't be angry!

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
I'm your biggest fan Vniow! Don't be angry! how foolish to think you could pull off the spam queen. what, did you think you could just colorize your posts and put a few "special" smileys in? is that all you think of the queen? shame on you!

[vniow]

Originally posted by scem0
I'm your biggest fan Vniow! Don't be angry! http://www.fordforums.com/images/smilies/raisedeyebrow.gif

[scem0]

I'm trying my hardest....

[GeneR]

Okay, I'm late to the party. But anyway... :D