Steve Jobs on MacRumors

[dstorey]

If steve Jobs has an account on Mac Rumors which member do you think is Steve in discuise? My bets on Vinow, I can just see him in them high heals, singing along to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs....;)

[Sun Baked]

I think vniow is too stylish to wear a black turtleneck, worn jeans, and cheesy sandals in public. ;)

[Computer_Phreak]

he proably visits the front page a few times a year for laughs

[ibookin']

I'm Steve! Bow to your god! :D

Just kidding... I have no idea who it would be, either. I have to say that it would be really cool if Steve was on this board. He did say in the MWSF03 Keynote that he visted rumor sites...

[Flowbee]

I've always just assumed Arn was Steve. :confused:

[Kwyjibo]

I think hes been here but hes n ot a regular. I doubt he posts at all but who knows.

[dstorey]

.....Ok I admit it, I'm Steve.....and iWalk actually exists, expect it out next tuesday...haha

[Mr. Anderson]

I would be surprised if he has ever posted here, if he's even a member. I'd wager there are several Cupertino employees here, though, mostly from Legal and they probably all lurk....

[beez7777]

maybe he's..... Steve Jobs (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3379) :eek:

[Megaquad]

Originally posted by beez7777
maybe he's..... Steve Jobs (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3379) :eek:
whoa
that post he posted...
really spooky! :eek:
very spooky...

[JesseJames]

Maybe Bill Gates peruses these boards once in a while. If so, Bill, for Gods sake you're the richest man in the world. Get a decent haircut.

[scem0]

Originally posted by ibookin'@mwny
I'm Steve! Bow to your god! :D


uber is in for a suprise.... ;)

[medea]

Well I know I'm not Steve Jobs....seriously.....

[janey]

Originally posted by scem0
uber is in for a suprise.... ;)
yeah well arn told us to quit talking about private matters on macrumors but...*bow to ibookin'@mwny*
anyway for a post on topic...
I honestly think that WilliamGates (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=15687) is Steve Jobs in disguise :D :p

[MacFan25]

I've wondered if Steve Jobs ever came to this site either. I wouldn't think that he would post though. But it would be cool if he did!

Steve, if you are reading this, please post! Maybe you could give us some info on the music service and iPods! ;) :D

[BrittasMac]

I'm not sure if Steve Jobs visits the site but I am almost positive that Woz does.

[evoluzione]

why wouldn't Steve take a look at this site? it's (i believe) the best rumours site out there (and subsequently the only one I visit regularly).

If I were Steve Jobs, I sure as hell would wanna see what people think, and what better way????

[evoluzione]

BrittasMac....fan of Chris Barrie by any chance???

[Perci Mac]

Originally posted by BrittasMac
I'm not sure if Steve Jobs visits the site but I am almost positive that Woz does.

Yeah, Woz is the more techy guy.

[vniow]

Originally posted by dstorey
If steve Jobs has an account on Mac Rumors which member do you think is Steve in discuise? My bets on Vinow, I can just see him in them high heals, singing along to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs....;)


I don't know, Steve doesn't exactly seem the guy to dress up like that, you know with his turtleneck obsession and horrible taste in Macworld mood music........

[BrittasMac]

Originally posted by evoluzione
BrittasMac....fan of Chris Barrie by any chance???

Actually I am. You've got to love that smeghead.

[iJon]

Originally posted by beez7777
maybe he's..... Steve Jobs (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3379) :eek:
well we joined the day before a macworld i think, and last macworld steve said he browsed the rumor sites to see what they said, possibly could be, but i doubt it.

iJon

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by iJon
well we joined the day before a macworld i think, and last macworld steve said he browsed the rumor sites to see what they said, possibly could be, but i doubt it.

iJon
plus, somehow i think steve would have had the care to spell "rediculous" correctly.

[iJon]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
plus, somehow i think steve would have had the care to spell "rediculous" correctly.
haha, your probably right, put that cocoa spell checker to use.

iJon

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by iJon
haha, your probably right, put that cocoa spell checker to use.

iJon
or maybe just that fairly intelligent mind ;)

[G4scott]

Who is this steve guy ya'll speak of?

Is he some sort of god?

Oh wait, he's in my pocket ;)

What's that steve? You don't want to talk to the macrumors people? Ok.

Sorry guys, he doesn't want to talk. Maybe later.

Oh wait, he says that the iWalk is still a hoax.

[GeneR]

Originally posted by BrittasMac
I'm not sure if Steve Jobs visits the site but I am almost positive that Woz does.

I'd like to think that Woz would come by. Think he's really cool.

I'd really like Steve to come by. But I really doubt it. If anything, I'm thinking that plug about him visiting the rumors site was just an off the cuff spin to make the MR and Mac fans pumped up for the MWSF show. Nothing more or less.

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by G4scott
Who is this steve guy ya'll speak of?

Is he some sort of god?

Oh wait, he's in my pocket ;)

What's that steve? You don't want to talk to the macrumors people? Ok.

Sorry guys, he doesn't want to talk. Maybe later.

Oh wait, he says that the iWalk is still a hoax. :eek:http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?postid=158571:eek:

I'm really worried that you have something in your pocket "named" Steve.

I'm even more worried that you talk to this so-called "Steve"

And we should all be frightened because you think Steve talks back to you.

[scem0]

Were I steve, I would definitely post on MR - but under then name of..... ShtinkyTwinkie360 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257755

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
Were I steve, I would definitely post on MR - but under then name of..... ShtinkyTwinkie360 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257755 were you steve, i wouldn't be on a 15 inch powerbook.

[scem0]

Were I Steve, I probably wouldn't be using a PC http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

[etoiles]

If Steve was on MR, he'd probably get sucked into it like the rest of us and not get anything done. The 17" would be produced very slowly, the new iPod delayed and the G5, well, it would be more than overdue...
WAIT A MINUTE !!!!:eek:

:D

[scem0]

OMG you are so right http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718! Steve is spending all his time on MR! He could be anyone! My guess is Howard.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
OMG you are so right http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718! Steve is spending all his time on MR! He could be anyone! My guess is Howard. now you sound like jane :rolleyes:

[scem0]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
now you sound like jane :rolleyes:

Who is this jane person?

C'mon V... no :confused: smilie?

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by scem0
Who is this jane person?

C'mon V... no :confused: smilie? jane = übergeek

[vniow]

Originally posted by scem0
Were I steve, I would definitely post on MR - but under then name of..... ShtinkyTwinkie360 http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257755

Originally posted by scem0
Were I Steve, I probably wouldn't be using a PC http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=257466

Originally posted by scem0
OMG you are so right http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=251718! Steve is spending all his time on MR! He could be anyone! My guess is Howard.

Originally posted by scem0
Who is this jane person?

C'mon V... no :confused: smilie?

http://forums.tactical-ops.to/images/smilies/pet.gif

[scem0]

Am I the blue one or the green one?

[vniow]

Originally posted by scem0
Am I the blue one or the green one? http://forums.tactical-ops.to/images/smilies/anti-old.gif

[moby1]

Let's all take turns being Steve Jobs.

[GeneR]

IF I were SJ, at the next Macworld, this would be what I would say...

FADE IN:

Steve Jobs paces before a captured audience of mac enthusiasts.

STEVE
We've got some insanely great things planned for Apple...All good things must come to an end: We've canned Motorola.
(wait for applause to die down, smiles, paces floor)
And we've brought in a little company downtown. Maybe you've heard of them: IBM.

Roar of applause. Smiles.

STEVE
(paces around nonchalantly)
And I think we all know what that means...

Screen changes. A new card appears: Introducing the 970.

People jump up to their feet clapping wildly. People are whistling, screaming, stamping their feet...

STEVE
Introducing the 970 chip. It's new. It's from IBM and it turns four to six times faster than current G4s...And it's clock speeds start at...
(pause)
A measly, 2.5 gigahertz...

The crowd goes wild again.

STEVE
Now a little while I said that this was the year of the notebook...Well, I meant it. So starting today we're issuing new versions of powerbooks with the 970.

More applause.

Steve smiles, places.

STEVE
Well, like I said all good things must come to an end. Back in, what was that? 1984? We had a little commercial called...

Steve holds his microphone up to the audience.

The audience screams: "1984!"

STEVE
And at that time, Big Blue, wasn't such a great friend. But, like I said. All good things come to an end. But...

There's a nervous laugh in the audience.

STEVE
There's also another saying...

More nervous laughter.

STEVE
It begins: Good things come to those..

AUDIENCE
...to those who wait!

STEVE
Now I like Motorolla...

Audience reacts uncertain. Some people still hiss. Other people still laugh nervously.

STEVE
They've been good business partners over the years, supplied us faithfully the G3 and G4 chips and we plan to continue our relations with them in the foreseeable future...
(beat)
That is...until this happens...

The note card changes:
Introducing the 970 and the 980.

The crowd jumps up on their feet again with wild applause.

STEVE
They're both here. Now. They're both from IBM. The 970 and the 980. The 970 for our prosumer line of Powerbooks and Powermacs and the 980 for our iBook and iMac line.
Like I said: Good things come to those who wait...


:D

That's what I would say. :D ;)

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by Flowbee
I've always just assumed Arn was Steve. :confused:

that's my second guess, but i think steve was spikey...the one tossed off here for his hot head...it fits...the tantrums...the four letter words;)

[janey]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
now you sound like jane :rolleyes:
scem0 didn't sound like me.....:confused: